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skaltum

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #150 on: November 15, 2010, 01:10:18 pm »
so yeah, having my toe stabbed by a bogieman and then i bled to death from infection, after i'd just roundhoused a dragon to the head with my semi-monk blocking zen master peasent. :( legendary hero as well.
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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« Reply #151 on: November 15, 2010, 02:47:59 pm »
My brave adventurer was one-shotted by an elf warlord.  With a wooden spear.  Through a bronze helm.  And bronze cap.  And a leather hood.  He just walked up and BAM, headshot, brain's gone.
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« Reply #152 on: November 15, 2010, 02:51:53 pm »
Are you playing with a mod cause i can't seem to find any elf o.O
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« Reply #153 on: November 15, 2010, 02:54:52 pm »
Quote from: toupz on November 15, 2010, 02:51:53 pm
Are you playing with a mod cause i can't seem to find any elf o.O

No mods, just a medium region with 400 years of history.  I found a human nation that shares territory with an elf nation and they appear to be at war.  Instead of random goblin/kobold ambushes I keep getting random elf ambushes.
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« Reply #154 on: November 15, 2010, 02:55:29 pm »
Are elf towns the odd green i's on the map? and u's too
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« Reply #155 on: November 15, 2010, 03:00:41 pm »
Quote from: toupz on November 15, 2010, 02:55:29 pm
Are elf towns the odd green i's on the map? and u's too
Yes, they are known as forest retreats, and have no buildings.
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« Reply #156 on: November 15, 2010, 03:01:34 pm »
Got a quest to kill a dragon. My adventurer had only one useful leg, but that wasn't a problem before.

Arrived at the site, and my party of 19 fellow soldiers found the dragon first, as the dragon breathed fire at them.

The dragon didn't go down without a fight however. The dragon ripped off bodyparts and the fire melted some of my companions. In the end, a lasher smashed its head in.

I decided to leave the site, when the adventurer suddenly started melting. I figured out pretty quickly that I had crawled over a pool of very hot dragon blood that was heated up by the dragonfire.

I bled to death before I could do anything about it.
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« Reply #157 on: November 15, 2010, 04:29:14 pm »
Walked into an old fortress to fetch the artifact bismuth pick that was there.
BAD IDEA. Killed by ghosts. :/
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« Reply #158 on: November 15, 2010, 07:22:50 pm »
Anything involving bogeymen.  Getting tackled into an empty muddy pool is probably the worst one, since the only way I could die was starvation.  Getting punched in the chest and then sufficating also was pretty BS.
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« Reply #159 on: November 15, 2010, 07:38:18 pm »
Got lost in a cavern, attacked by a troglodyte.

Rolled away from his attack, tumbled down a great height. Got punched repeatedly in the face while unconscious, then finally my skull caved in. Fuck, that adventurer was so damn good
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« Reply #160 on: November 15, 2010, 07:50:53 pm »
I went to fight a night creature in a cave. It kicked my hand once, and for some reason that made me give in to pain and lose a turn or something, and it kicked me again- straight in the face. Dead. One hit. I couldn't even do anything.
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« Reply #161 on: November 15, 2010, 08:21:10 pm »
Quote from: NinjaE8825 on November 15, 2010, 04:29:14 pm
Walked into an old fortress to fetch the artifact bismuth pick that was there.
BAD IDEA. Killed by ghosts. :/

wait, what? ghosts? i ain't afraid o no ghosts  :P

but real ghosts of dead dwarfs? or just bogeymen?
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #162 on: November 15, 2010, 08:55:32 pm »
Death in the middle of the night by goblins. Not to forget that I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF HUMAN TERRITORY! Let not also forget that the only goblin civ for miles was OVER A FRICKIN' MOUNTAIN RANGE!
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« Reply #163 on: November 15, 2010, 09:23:54 pm »
I was sleeping, awaken by a brain-through-skull curb stomp by a deer. AFTER fighting off several hundred bogeymen night after night.
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« Reply #164 on: November 16, 2010, 03:53:47 am »
Quote from: skaltum on November 15, 2010, 08:21:10 pm
Quote from: NinjaE8825 on November 15, 2010, 04:29:14 pm
Walked into an old fortress to fetch the artifact bismuth pick that was there.
BAD IDEA. Killed by ghosts. :/

wait, what? ghosts? i ain't afraid o no ghosts  :P

but real ghosts of dead dwarfs? or just bogeymen?

Real ghosts of dead dwarves. Was my ex-carpenter what did me in. D:
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