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[Erkki]

Having 4 companions and waking up to a bogeyman kicking brains out.

[Qinetix]

wat... 4 companions and bogey men ... hmm

[em312s0n]

getting killed by an ogre with a rope reed fiber sock when you are equipped to the teeth with iron

[UristMcADVENTUREMODE]

Falcon kicked by a bronze colossus into a fortress............. that was 7 screens away

[Doro]

started 2 adventurers just recently, both were human outsiders, first was peasant with low skills and wanted to make a knife user, started my journey, took a quest and went into fortress to recruit one or two guys to help me. I found out that there were a real zoo right at the gates of fortress. there were groundhog, Doe Bunny and a rhesus macaque blocking my way into fortress, (really, they blocked my acces to that fortress by standing right next to door) i thought that id get a good experience for my peasant with ease. I thought that perhaps groundhog would be worst enemy so i charged at it first, sliced and diced him with me trusty copper knife, it didnt took long untill i fell unconsious but the groundhog fled. so it was my unconcsious adventurer vs. a bunny and a monkey. After i died, i scrolled through atleast 20 pages of bunny latching firmly or macaque punching me, then i got bored and started a new adventurer.

This time i started Demigod Outsider, again a knife user just because i like knives
went to recruit couple of friends again, killed a black bear on my way to fortress, and when i finally reach gates, i see a deer and a fox outside gates. this time i thought that it should be really easy because there were just 2 animals and i was DEMIGOD... deer kicked me once into head and i fell dead. im wondering, why were all those animals standing right next to castle gates :/

[Sarda]

Falcon kicked by a bronze colossus into a fortress............. that was 7 screens away

That's not BS at all, that's awesome.

[Vastin]

I also find the bogey man to be the most BS-ish.
They completely limit me from plying the "dangerous wild hobo survivalist" characters that i love so much! =D

Bear in mind that you can usually safely sleep overnight in a lair. You may want to kill the prior occupant first however.

This makes it a lot easier to wander deep into the wilderness and explore dark and vile places far from civilization - but yeah, you better sharpen those fighting skills first because soloing lairs can be pretty damn hazardous.

[Vlad]

im wondering, why were all those animals standing right next to castle gates :/

In my experience, that usually means that the castle is abandoned, and is populated by animals.

[Pokey McFork]

Getting my head kicked off by a night creature and it smacking one of my allies hard enough to kill him has to be up there.

Or the time I got punted by a slade colossus I had modded in as a kobold. I think that I may have landed in several regions at once.

[Vastin]

I got pwned in the right foot by a minotaur and went unconscious for awhile, minotaur killed my whole army while i was unconscious then when i regained consciousness i tried fighting it but i missed everytime (tghis minotaur was on crack srsly) and he beat and grabbed me and killed me. Even when i was healthy i kept missing, my skills were high too lol

I have never hit anything after going unconscious from pain. Ever. Legendary +++++++ skills non-withstanding. If you are ever knocked out and somehow recover, just run, stealth, anything to get away, because you basically will not be able to fight again until the pain penalty subsides - you are effectively helpless unless you go into a martial trance or something.

[Astral]

Going through a pack of bogeymen, heavily wounded but still intact (meaning, all arms and limbs were useless, the only attack I had accessible to me was biting, which I had to do to finish off the last one), then having a cougar come out of freaking nowhere. I bit off its paw, it bled to death, and I bled to death a turn later. FFFFUUUUU

[skaltum]

falcon pawnched in the face as a bronze colossus by a tigerman......... who had the crappest stats ever..... and no weapons or skill.......

damm.....

[Angel Of Death]

Stepped in a lake that froze instantly.

[Necalli]

Lost a good sworsman to a warlord, started "revenge" game, built a batman, killed the warlord mano-a-mano but lost a leg, took his head and decided to retire in the nearest town, but first went to market to buy a cruch, the shop was crowded, picked the wrong crutch, limped out, got swarmed by a bunch of raging rendecks.
FFFFFFFFUUUU-

[Angel Of Death]

Lost a good sworsman to a warlord, started "revenge" game, built a batman, killed the warlord mano-a-mano but lost a leg, took his head and decided to retire in the nearest town, but first went to market to buy a cruch, the shop was crowded, picked the wrong crutch, limped out, got swarmed by a bunch of raging rendecks.
FFFFFFFFUUUU-

That's why you pick up the object first. The picked up object will be green in the trade list.