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strongrudder

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #120 on: August 30, 2010, 06:31:31 pm »
My sister's adventurer was killed by an unconscious giant.
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Josephus

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #121 on: August 30, 2010, 07:50:20 pm »
How? Passed out critters can counterattack? Damn.
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Quote from: ricky on July 15, 2010, 08:24:43 am
i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #122 on: August 30, 2010, 07:52:47 pm »
^Hooba jabah whuh?!? How? Did it roll on her? Tried to scratch it's butt but she was in the way? Had a nightmare and started flailing it's arms around? Thought she was a snooze alarm?
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #123 on: August 30, 2010, 11:24:35 pm »
i fell 2 z-levels, broke my left big toe, and lied down, unconcious, until i eventually died of dehydration...
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #124 on: August 31, 2010, 12:37:32 am »
I had a legendary warrior as my character and I decided to go into a river to build up his swimming skill and I GOT ENCASED IN ICE!
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #125 on: August 31, 2010, 01:38:18 am »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on August 31, 2010, 12:37:32 am
I had a legendary warrior as my character and I decided to go into a river to build up his swimming skill and I GOT ENCASED IN ICE!
Haha, I've got it a few times. It's the most embarassing way to die.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #126 on: August 31, 2010, 10:02:08 am »
In a river, training swimming and fighting carp and alligator. Suddenly harpies descend on my head and get free shots on my head. I shot them down, but it left me in Extreme Pain. I climb onto the riverbank and give into the pain right next to an elephant, who kicks my skull through my brain.
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« Reply #127 on: August 31, 2010, 11:51:55 am »
I blocked the fire breath, nonchalantly beheaded the dragon, and went back to looting. Bitnuminous coal sceptre, into the backpack it goes, never seen that icon before -- oo, more stuff! There's a lot of smoke in here suddenly. It looks like it's following me around...I'm melting!
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #128 on: August 31, 2010, 12:09:22 pm »
Quote from: Kobold Troubadour on August 30, 2010, 07:52:47 pm
^Hooba jabah whuh?!? How? Did it roll on her? Tried to scratch it's butt but she was in the way? Had a nightmare and started flailing it's arms around? Thought she was a snooze alarm?
Haha, perhaps. Friggin' adventurers, always squawkin'... *swat*

Quote from: Josephus on August 30, 2010, 07:50:20 pm
How? Passed out critters can counterattack? Damn.

I might have expected that, but it was full-on charging and punching. Here's the screenshot she took; I just added the green arrows and underlines to show where it passed out and regained consciousness:

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She only noticed it at all because it "regained consciousness" right after she was killed, while the "you are deceased" notice was up. Pretty hilarious. And definitely BS.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #129 on: August 31, 2010, 01:36:57 pm »
Quote from: strongrudder on August 31, 2010, 12:09:22 pm
Quote from: Kobold Troubadour on August 30, 2010, 07:52:47 pm
^Hooba jabah whuh?!? How? Did it roll on her? Tried to scratch it's butt but she was in the way? Had a nightmare and started flailing it's arms around? Thought she was a snooze alarm?
Haha, perhaps. Friggin' adventurers, always squawkin'... *swat*

Quote from: Josephus on August 30, 2010, 07:50:20 pm
How? Passed out critters can counterattack? Damn.

I might have expected that, but it was full-on charging and punching. Here's the screenshot she took; I just added the green arrows and underlines to show where it passed out and regained consciousness:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

She only noticed it at all because it "regained consciousness" right after she was killed, while the "you are deceased" notice was up. Pretty hilarious. And definitely BS.

Are you sure there wasnt two of them, standing in the same tile?
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random guardian

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« Reply #130 on: August 31, 2010, 06:36:53 pm »
Elves refused to die in world gen so I went on a elf genocide as any good dwarf would do and got killed by an elf named Mina. When I went to legends I found out this nice bit of info about her-
In 993 Nogokong Seducedhate the Demon from Satinshoot was hacked to pieces by the elf Mina Blossomedcap the Autonomous Contingency of Artifacts ::)
Time to regen...
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #131 on: August 31, 2010, 06:40:54 pm »
Don't regen! Murder her and take her head as a trophy!

Then throw it into a volcano, send her down to meet that demon she killed.
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Quote from: ricky on July 15, 2010, 08:24:43 am
i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #132 on: August 31, 2010, 06:42:18 pm »
Quote from: Josephus on August 31, 2010, 06:40:54 pm
Don't regen! Murder her and take her head as a trophy!

Then throw it into a volcano, send her down to meet that demon she killed.
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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You see a youtube comment you dont agree with. As you type out an insult against the users mother a member of your family watches you. Fed up with your addiction to youtube and spouting random swears at people who didnt enjoy your Naruto AMV, the family member grabs your head and rams it into the screen of your computer butchering your face and electricuting you to death.

It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!

iceball3

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #133 on: August 31, 2010, 06:44:15 pm »
Aww man, an elf finally gets a cool name and everybody wants her dead...
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #134 on: August 31, 2010, 07:09:30 pm »
@random guardian: If it was hacked to pieces, then it was probably a prisoner of war...even if it was a demon. But still, she may have been a tough Elven warrior during the war & gained enough skills.

So yeah, the whole "Take her head" argument still stands.
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