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Skorpion

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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2010, 08:09:05 pm »
Was insulted by another dwarf's fashion sense recently.

Ate a lovely +leopard brain roast+ recently.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

Lord Dakoth

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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2010, 09:33:20 pm »
Admired own fine Beard lately.
Complained about the lack of soap lately.
Is happy to have finally recovered from injuries.
Celebrated the recovery of a friend/family member/pet lately.
Lost a personal treasure lately.
Was quite pleased about becoming Champion lately.
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Toady Two

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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2010, 10:11:51 am »
had been operated by someone annoying recently.

had suffered necrosis lately.

was depressed to have his nose fall off recently.

enjoyed starting a food fight recently.

was accosted by terrible gremlins lately.

his lever was pulled by a gremlin recently.
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tombthedwarf

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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2010, 05:24:49 pm »
Quote from: Toady Two on February 26, 2010, 10:11:51 am
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his lever was pulled by a gremlin recently.

........... ???

So apparently we now have really cheeky gremlins.
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Must... eat... demon raaaaaaat! ARGLEBARGLEBARGLEBARGLE *CRASH* OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Tastes like... SAAAATAAAAAAAN!

rdwulfe

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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2010, 05:53:10 pm »
Quote from: Toady Two on February 26, 2010, 10:11:51 am
his lever was pulled by a gremlin recently.


.. Yeah. this game just took on a whole new dimension of creepy. I'm not sure I want the new DF if there are going to be crank yanking gremlins running around. I'll take cats, first, thanks. Be afraid!
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"   So the gods discussed it and created elves. The Elves were beautiful, Mistral Thrax admitted, in and elvish way, but it was his belief that the gods grew disappointed after a time because the elves -- being elves -- were essentially decorative but not particularly functional. They were content simply to live long lives and to exist. They did not nothing of any real value, in the opinion of Mistral Thrax."
   -- The Covenant of the Forge by Dan Parkinson, a Dragon Lance Novel

Karnewarrior

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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2010, 09:03:34 pm »

New wounds list:

Head
Upper Body
Lower Body
Right Arm
Left Arm
Right Leg
Left Leg
Right Eyelid
Left Eyelid
Fifth Eyelash, Right Eyelid
Fourth Eyelash, Right Eyelid
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lastofthelight

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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2010, 09:20:44 pm »
It would be interesting if someday we -could- designate a room as an arena though, and that dwarves would gain happy thoughts from seeing things fight in it.
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2010, 12:45:23 am »
Quote from: silverskull39 on February 25, 2010, 11:00:49 am
He was urinated on by a forgotten beast of untold power recently.

He was comforted by a soothing waterfall recently.
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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2010, 01:55:06 am »
Was delighted to hear a rival was crushed by a drawbridge recently
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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2010, 11:23:51 am »
I love the idea of the 'lost a someone to malpractice recently' i really hope that appears :)
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silverskull39

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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2010, 03:12:11 pm »
Filed for medical insurance recently
Injured by GCS recently
Filed an insurance claim recently
Had an insurance claim denied recently
Went on a tantrum recently
Contemplated suicide lately


Contemplated his navel recently
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Re: New dwarven thoughts
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2010, 03:46:23 pm »
Quote from: Lost Requiem on February 11, 2010, 10:38:59 am
He has been involved in an interracial relationship lately.

Fell out his chair recently.
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