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Cheddarius

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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1425 on: June 27, 2010, 10:17:40 pm »

Yeah, no diagonal injection.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1426 on: June 28, 2010, 02:10:53 am »

You're dead. The bandits traveled back in time and shot you instead of RAM.

Tank already doubles hit points, so I don't really want to do that.
Brutes seem a little overpowered. Hmmm. Kind of, I guess. Maybe not.

...D:
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1427 on: June 28, 2010, 02:23:16 am »

damn it, equip my other pistol and move 1 square to the left. Fire at the nearest bandit man guy dude if I can.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1428 on: June 29, 2010, 01:17:53 am »


Brion moves to K4 and fires at the bandit holding a .45 pistol. His upgraded MP5 rattles out ten 9mm Luger rounds. Eight out of ten shots hit, dealing 7.2 damage to the bandit, who reels in pain as the storm of bullets hits. Brion earns $40. (Bandit at H15: 2.8 HP, no DP)



Noid moves to J6 and fires three times at the same bandit. All three plink off the bandit, who hardly notices. One hits him in the head, but he thinks it was a fly. All in all, he deals 1 damage. (Bandit at H15: 1.8 HP, no DP)

Othar also fires at the bandit. His MP5, slightly weaker than Brion's, unleashes a powerful stream of bullets. The first smashes the bandit in the head, nearly killing him. Two more miss, but a fourth finishes him off. He turns his eye to the bandit at J17 and quickly fires off six shots, badly damaging his armor. (Bandit at H15 dead, Bandit at J17: 3 HP, 2.5 DP)

Mikhail aims his trusty Gauss pistol and fires at the bandits. He first aims at the Garand user closest to him, hitting him in the head and producing an immense cloud of blood as the superaccelerated round explodes, doing 36 damage.



Mikhail proceeds to fire at the remaining Garand user. A shot hits, dealing an incredible 9 damage, but the remaining two miss. (Bandit at J17 dead, Bandit at E18: 1 HP, 0 DP)

RAM runs to C18 (2 AP, not 3) and then to D18. He stabs at the bandit at E18, already on the verge of death. His frenzied strikes all hit the head, killing him and mutilating his corpse (8 damage overkill). He turns and hurls a knife at the bandit at D16, killing him instantly. He then grabs his medkit with the hand that used to hold a knife. He isn't hurt, but he bandages himself anyway.

Roland grabs some epinephrine and moves around. Finding both Hasuin and Joskar Viholde dead, he ends up just injecting Ysengrin and Othar with epinephrine. Othar will have +5 AP next turn, since he already moved, and Ysengrin will have +5 AP now.

Acanthus tries to equip his other pistol, but realizes that he does not, in fact, have another pistol, and that whatever one he thought he had was clearly the product of a deranged imagination. He mutters something about dirty foreigners selling him bad acid, then shakes it off and moves to the left. With 14 AP left, he fires his 5-AP gun twice. The heavy rounds deal serious damage to the remaining bandit. One strikes him in the temple, killing him.


You have successfully repelled the bandits and saved all the oil!
You earn $125 for saving the oil and $100 for killing the bandits.
You each earn $32, with $1 going into the group inventory.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1429 on: June 29, 2010, 01:20:40 am »

This round was over in 1 turn, with 3/10 of the team dieing.
...D:
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1430 on: June 29, 2010, 01:21:36 am »

WHAT I THOUGHT I BOUGHT ONE

STUPID COMMUNALISTS
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1431 on: June 29, 2010, 01:27:22 am »

This round was over in 1 turn, with 3/10 of the team dieing.
Many of you guys deal enough damage to kill yourselves dozens of times over in one turn, then boldly strut around wearing nothing but the clothes on your backs. Do you expect that the bandits will somehow be merciful and spare you?
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1432 on: June 29, 2010, 01:33:02 am »

I'll buy meself a first aid kit.

OF JUSTICE
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1433 on: June 29, 2010, 03:29:21 am »

I Stow my first aid kit, recover my knife from D16 and wield two knives. I also try to recover whatever D16 was wearing...
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1434 on: June 29, 2010, 04:15:25 am »

Hey, Cheddy, is it normal for me to only have 3HP?

I must've missed something, or have I taken damage?
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1435 on: June 29, 2010, 06:46:33 am »

well that was easy.


now can we do something completely different?
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1436 on: June 29, 2010, 07:17:59 am »

ZOMBIES!!!



I believe that 3 HP is standard, so if you don't have some way to increase it, then it would be normal.

Can we pool our cash to buy a scavenger?
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1437 on: June 29, 2010, 09:21:30 am »

WESKER GILES REPORTING FOR DUTY

Same stats as last time, once I'm off the waiting list. I'm getting armor and spawning out of the line of fire next time...

I totally do NOT count as having participated in that round, nor does anyone who died round 1.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1438 on: June 29, 2010, 09:40:24 am »

This round was over in 1 turn, with 3/10 of the team dieing.
Many of you guys deal enough damage to kill yourselves dozens of times over in one turn, then boldly strut around wearing nothing but the clothes on your backs. Do you expect that the bandits will somehow be merciful and spare you?

Hmm... good point. Even with a 75% dodge chance, 1/4 of the bullets will still hit me after all...

I, Othar Tryggvassen (Gentleman Adventurer) will now attempt to requisition the device known as a "High Tech Personal Survival Unit".

Stash the $32 in my bank. I must save up for my plot armor!
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #1439 on: June 29, 2010, 10:53:56 am »

I'll be signing up for another shot, same stats.
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