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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #915 on: May 28, 2010, 08:55:37 pm »

But you can't build an antimatter weapon that only has a range of 100 yards.  Dude.  Antimatter doesn't really explode.  It turns into (mostly) pure radiation, with some neutrinos and funny little proto-atoms flying about.  Which eventually mostly turn into radiation anyway, so... radiation.  Tell me gamma rays have a range of 100 yards, and I laugh at you.

Well, it turns into pure energy, of which about 50% is gamma radiation. The other 50% is somewhat similar to the energy created by a nuclear bomb, though not quite the same, since the atoms are destroyed instead of being split. But yeah, you wouldn't really be able to use a close-range antimatter weapon.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #916 on: May 28, 2010, 09:36:48 pm »

Anything that remotely references Gamma Rays should be avoided. Cancer anyone?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #917 on: May 29, 2010, 12:14:08 am »

Mmmm, I'll have seconds!
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #918 on: May 29, 2010, 05:39:37 pm »

Acanthus hasn't posted. Should I assume that his action is to stay in place?
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #919 on: May 29, 2010, 07:05:07 pm »

Meh, just do the turn without him.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #920 on: May 29, 2010, 07:29:08 pm »

Acanthus and RAM: move right 2 spots and back 2, then have RAM t-knife the mortar guy. The rest of us, let's get through that metal barrier!
Roger that.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #921 on: May 29, 2010, 10:09:14 pm »

 Okay. I'll have to do it tomorrow, sorry.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #922 on: May 30, 2010, 02:21:30 pm »


Ysengrin drives southeast twice, giving RAM a good angle on the car.
Brion grabs his First Aid Kit with his left hand and slaps a bandage on himself, miraculously healing all his wounds. He fires, and his Uzi rattles off four shots. Only one misses; one gouges the biker's shoulder, and two smash into his head, piercing his brain and killing him. He earns $15 for the hits and $10 for the kill.

The General drives right a bit.
Red the Red aims at the pursuing bandit car, but he sees that he can't hit it without hitting Ysengrin in the shoulder and killing both him and RAM, so he doesn't shoot.
Hasuin moves south a little.
Joscar Viholde unleashes a horrifying hail of bullets. 16 shotgun pellets slam into the car, dealing 18 damage. The bandits reel at the massive attack and shudder.
RAM hurls three knives at the approaching car, somehow doing 100 damage, more than five times what Joscar Viholde did with a shotgun. He celebrates, then grabs some bandages.
Fragbait fires at the Jeep. His MP5 spits out a rain of bullets with a rat-a-tat-a-tat, and although eight miss, twelve hit, dealing 13.5 damage.
Zchris attempts to hurl a Molotov at the approaching car, but realizes it is more than twice as far away as his maximum range.

Enemy Jeep: 118.5 health



The bandit with the Garand aims carefully. The car veers slightly, and his aim falters, but he shoots anyway. The bullet smashes into Fragbait's shoulder, and he dies.
The bandit with the mortar fires at the car in front of him, attempting to take out the driver. However, his aim is poor, and he fires more toward his Jeep than yours. The explosion scorches Ysengrin's back, but he is fine, and the enemy car is slightly singed.

Enemy Jeep: 117.5 health



...wow. I did not expect such an epic failure on the part of the mortar guy.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #923 on: May 30, 2010, 03:55:41 pm »

Shoulder-shot!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #924 on: May 30, 2010, 06:19:26 pm »

Hmm. Since the window is bulletproof, their third guy can't fire through it either. Can the driver on the boolitmobile try to get us around behind the other car? If we box them in, we can just torch the crap out of them.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #925 on: May 30, 2010, 08:25:22 pm »

He fires through a peephole in the window. He can shoot out, but you can't shoot in.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #926 on: May 30, 2010, 08:27:33 pm »

Driver, get us close. I'm going to place my shotgun against the peephole and shoot everyone inside at once.
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #927 on: May 30, 2010, 08:29:28 pm »

The peephole has a modified Maxwell's demon device in it that lets atoms only go through one way.

The sniper is a wizard.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #928 on: May 30, 2010, 08:35:11 pm »

We have to capture him alive and take his magic.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #929 on: May 30, 2010, 08:42:08 pm »

we need to get closer, my car.

Just sort of throw molotovs. Or whatever.
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