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I'm so sorry

11 (26.2%)

I'm a bad person

19 (45.2%)

Please forgive me

12 (28.6%)

Total Members Voted: 42

[RAM]

Shhhh, quiet, we won't get sympathy if we look half-competent...

Should I start dictating moves to Acanthus117? or should I just enjoy the Fun...

[Acanthus117]

I already posted my action.

[Cheddarius]

Need Emperor_Jonathan.
Acanthus, you are driving the middle car. If you shoot at the bandit, the car will veer out of control and explode in a horrific fireball. Would you like to shoot at the bandit? y/n

Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

I unleash shotgunny death to the nearest bandits. Whacha!

Open fire with my Uzi on the guy in front of me

L14. Headshot.

If I get close enough to stab an enemy, I will stab them until one of us doesn't have any actions,
then I will spend any remaining actions throwing knives at the nearest hostile target.

Uh... I'll blaze away at the nearest enemies until I run out of AP or there are no enemies left.

I'll drive left x 4 because Emperor wants me to.

Throw molotov in left hand to L4 before we move.

If another enemy is in range at the end of the turn, throw the remaining cocktail at them.

[Acanthus117]

Oh, LOL.

I guess not, then. I think that I should more AWAYY FROM TEH BANDITZORZ

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Oh, LOL.

I guess not, then. I think that I should more AWAYY FROM TEH BANDITZORZ

How exactly do you move away? You're surrounded.

[Pandarsenic]

Oh, LOL.

I guess not, then. I think that I should more AWAYY FROM TEH BANDITZORZ

How exactly do you move away? You're surrounded.

Hard work and dedication.

[RAM]

AWAYY FROM TEH BANDITZORZ

I feel compelled to mention that your only passenger is not actually permitted to use any form of non-knife-based weaponry, and therefore needs to either be driven into melee range, or driven over their knives to pick them up after they have been thrown...

[Acanthus117]

Hmmph. Fine. Too bad ramming into them won't do squat. I don't think I can do much at this point.


(Also, I don't remember becoming a driver, but what the hell, it's better than being dead.)

[Cheddarius]

Someone voted for you and we were tired of waiting.

[Cheddarius]

Need Emperor_Jonathan and Acanthus117.

Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

I unleash shotgunny death to the nearest bandits. Whacha!

Open fire with my Uzi on the guy in front of me

L14. Headshot.

If I get close enough to stab an enemy, I will stab them until one of us doesn't have any actions,
then I will spend any remaining actions throwing knives at the nearest hostile target.

Uh... I'll blaze away at the nearest enemies until I run out of AP or there are no enemies left.

I'll drive left x 4 because Emperor wants me to.

Throw molotov in left hand to L4 before we move.

If another enemy is in range at the end of the turn, throw the remaining cocktail at them.

[Acanthus117]

Move four squares North.

[Cheddarius]

If you drive four squares north, you will crash into the General's car and explode in a horrific fireball. Continue? y/n

(PROTIP: The dudes in the General's car can vote on where to tell him to go, and he will go there, otherwise he will stay still)

[Pandarsenic]

Why do cars suffer impacts when bikes don't?

[Cheddarius]

Because they don't impact.
If you tried to drive your car into a motorbike, both would explode. I'm not allowing that.
Well, I will if you want it that badly.

[Cheeetar]

What happens if the general dies but some other people survive?