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Author Topic: Monster Defence (Fourth Age)  (Read 122848 times)

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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #555 on: April 20, 2010, 08:31:47 pm »

But lol makes a stunning comeback!
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #556 on: April 20, 2010, 08:38:35 pm »

Incredible!
Turn is about half done, I'm trying to work out Dwarf: The Hammering while making it, so it might take a bit.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #557 on: April 20, 2010, 09:01:57 pm »



Brion fires upon the Dreadnought at M9. The first shot rings true, tearing through the Dreadnought's shoulder and killing it. He gets $5 for the hit and $15 for the kill. He then moves west and aims for the Dreadnought at L9. Blam! The bullet smashes into the dreadnought's head, earning him another $5. (Dreadnought at L9: 6.2 HP, Dreadnought at M9: dead)
Moving forward, Red the Red shoots at the titan at G8. One shot misses, but the other hits it in the shoulder, bypassing its armor and nearly killing it. (Titan at G8: 0.25 HP)
Running into the safety of the barricade, Emperor fires upon the Titan at E8, but by some horrendous fate he misses.
Fragbait looks forlornly east, then decides to shoot the Titans at E8 and G8. His first shot hits the E8 titan, dealing 0.9375 damage. His second hits the G8 Titan, finishing it off. He grins at his incredible feat, and shoots the E8 titan again, critting it for 1.875 damage. It sways, almost dead. (Titan at E8: 0.5625, Titan at G8: dead)



RAM charges at the remaining Titan, then stabs it in the head, killing it once and for all. (1.5) Cheering, he runs gleefully forward, right into the crowd of attackers... gulp. (11.5) (Titan at E8: dead)
He then realizes he has 4.5 AP left, and joyously lays waste to all and sundry. Slash! Turning around, he slices straight through the skull of the Virium behind him, killing it easily. He ponders whether to move forward and attack the other virii, but suddenly a change comes over him. He feels the power of the very gods within him, and defies the laws of physics to melee-attack zombies diagonally! He leaps at the Virium at B16, caves in its skull with an outstanding critical blow, then backflips off its still-standing corpse, cutting the last zombie's arm terribly. Tears of joy stream down his face as he is showered with exactly $100 worth of dollar bills. (Titan at E8: dead, Virium at B16: dead, Virium at C16: dead, Virium at D17: 0.5 health)
Hasuin retreats to the barricade (NW, N, N: 3 AP). Realizing that he is already holding his First Aid Kit, he slaps a bandage on his shoulder, miraculously healing himself completely (6 AP). He then fires south, hitting the Dreadnought.



Dreadnought at E7: 7 HP
Virium at D17: 0.5 health
Dreadnought at L9: 4.95 HP
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #558 on: April 20, 2010, 09:06:16 pm »

Gaze into the eyes of the virium and contemplate the mind of the undead.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #559 on: April 20, 2010, 09:09:20 pm »

Money pool is now $630. Pretty good you guys.

The Dreadnoughts move forward. Meanwhile, the Shaman bestows the Virium next to him with unholy power, but he misses.
Er, I just realized that the Dark Aura thing gives defense, not offense... anyway, I guess those Titans might still be alive. Oh well, I'll just retroactively make it offense, because that's what I thought it was anyway.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #560 on: April 20, 2010, 09:37:37 pm »

Blast the closest zombie.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #561 on: April 20, 2010, 09:38:57 pm »

Fortifications have 2.5 HP, by the way.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #562 on: April 20, 2010, 10:00:06 pm »

Rape zombie shit with a pair of pistols.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #563 on: April 20, 2010, 10:02:49 pm »

hottt
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #564 on: April 20, 2010, 10:05:12 pm »

Rape zombie shit with a pair of pistols.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #565 on: April 20, 2010, 10:21:07 pm »

Rape zombie shit with a pair of pistols.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #566 on: April 20, 2010, 10:26:41 pm »

E, Stabbage to cabbage, repeat, continue stabbing shaman and virium until done, then head north along column g.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #567 on: April 20, 2010, 11:32:07 pm »

Important: Must update Dungeon Crawling Delight before this. Will probably not update for at least a week. It really depends, though.

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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #568 on: April 21, 2010, 02:16:48 am »

Shoot zombie at E5, when dead shoot zombie at G6.
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Re: Monster Defence (IT LIIIIIIIIIIVES Edition)
« Reply #569 on: April 21, 2010, 05:45:01 am »

Shoot the Dreadnaught in front of me thrice.
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