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Total Members Voted: 42

[ExKirby]

REVIVE AND SHOOT.

[Cheddarius]

Fragbait shoots at the zombies. His first shot whizzes past, but his second and third slam into the enemy zombies, reducing it to a shambling corpse. Well, more so. (Zombie at G9: 0.625 HP)
He then moves west.

Red misses the Shaman, but manages to clip the zombie at G9, finishing it off. His final shot is a perfect hit, blowing through the Shaman's skull and killing it instantly. (zombie at G9: dead, Shaman at H18: dead)

RAM bravely runs into the melee, swinging wildly. He deals powerful strikes to all the zombies, but his blow clanks off of the Titan's metal armor, and he only deals .75 damage. Fortunately, as he swings at the Titan below him, he catches it in the eye, bypassing its armor and dealing an impressive 3 damage. Whirling around again, he slices the zombies again, cutting the Dreadnought's head, stabbing the southwest Titan in the eye, and slicing the southern Titan in the other eye. Incredible! Having dealt over 17 damage, he retreats to safety. (Zombie at F10: 1 HP, Dreadnought at F11: 3.5 HP, Titan at E12: 6.25 HP, Titan at G12: 4 HP)

Brion opens fire on the Virium, hated enemy of the survivors. Weeping for his dear friend Oscar, he solemnly shoots the zombie twice, killing it. (Virium at N17 dead)

Hasuin switches his gun to his left hand and shoots the Dreadnought threatening the mighty RAM, reaver of souls. His first shot misses, but the second smashes it in the head, wounding it. (Dreadnought at K10: 3.5 HP)

Emperor retreats a little, then lets off two shots. He kills the zombie at F10, then weakens the Dreadnought at F11. (Zombie at F10: dead, Dreadnought at F11: 2.5 HP)

Alexander brings himself to life through sheer force of will! He stares at his hands, unable to conceive of living again. Suddenly, he falls to the floor. A voice pounds in his ears. "SHOOT. SHOOT. SHOOT." Screaming in agony, he writhes as his ears begin to bleed. He grabs his gun and desperately looks for something to shoot. Anything. He looks in front of him, but sees nothing. Sobbing, he decides to aim for the only target left. He fires. Agony. A searing flash of pain. Then nothing.
Alexander's soul has been sealed in the depths of Hades! He will be unable to return next round. Perhaps he never will... but perhaps the gods shall favor him in the end.

Spoiler: Clean (click to show/hide)

Zombie at F10 doesn't actually exist
Dreadnought at D11: 7 HP
Titan at E12: 6.25 HP
Dreadnought at F11: 2.5 HP
Titan at G12: 4 HP
Dreadnought at K10: 3.5 HP

[Cheddarius]

Note: The Dreadnought says that it has 1 AP to attack. This is untrue. It takes 2 AP to attack. I was confused and messed it up.

The zombie wave moves forward. Two Virii do as well, unable to find targets. The last one tries to get a perfect shot through the wave of zombies, through the fortifications, and to Fragbait's head. Spitting his deadly fluid, he misses and strikes a Titan in the back! (Note: He could have gotten a hit on the shoulder, just barely, but he rolled a 1 so I fudged it for Rule of Cool)


Dreadnought at D9: 7 HP
Titan at E10: 5.25 HP
Dreadnought at F9: 2.5 HP
Titan at G10: 4 HP
Dreadnought at J9: 3.5 HP

[Cheddarius]

By the way, the money pool for this turn is now $370.

[Mephansteras]

Finally! (Chedd, did you calculate the money I got for killing the Virii?)

If I have a clear shot on a zombie, I'll focus on it. Otherwise, move 1 square west and fire at whatever target I have.

[RAM]

I donate 2 stabs to the fellow ahead of me(J9), step to the right(K8), contribute another 5 there(K9), then take a couple of steps northwest to I6 then mosey on to H6...

SW to I9{1}, S to I11{3}, SW to D16{8}, Stab C16 until it falls{11}

If we can give the kills to scavengers then that will increase the gold reserves...

[Cheddarius]

Oops, I forgot. I'll add it now Meph.

[RedWarrior0]

Over one to my right, (H3), then shoot at the Titan at G10.

[RAM]

Has anyone seen if a .9 damage pistol can hurt a shielded titan?

[Cheeetar]

I'll shoot directly south and sw at the zombies below me, confident in RAMs abilities to stab everything in front of him.

[Cheddarius]

Has anyone seen if a .9 damage pistol can hurt a shielded titan?

Yes. Titan shields halve damage; therefore, a .9 damage pistol will do .45 damage.

[Archangel]

I will shoot the E10 Titan with my left pistol and the Dreadnaught at F9 with my right. Shoot left-right-left.

[Cheddarius]

By "left", do you mean the one that the player sees as left (the one in your right hand), or the one that's in your left hand?

[Archangel]

Which one has the increased damage?

[Pandarsenic]

Are we there yet?