ROCKS STILL FELL AND YOU STILL DIED DAMMIT
Oh, OK. Rebooting from backup from psion save-crystal trick, then
Epic levels are fun *trollface*
I think you're forgetting the power of the DM.
Old. Man. Henderson.
GREAT story, by the way, and I recommend trying to take a similar route of "if you can't beat them with logic, beat them soundly" with any player or GM who insists that "this class can't be played this way" or "You have to do that to keep with your character". Heck. I once posted advice to someone who's fellow player was saying that "Rogues have to be thieves and brigands, brigands and thieves have to be rogues" where I recommended populating a monastery with defending Rogues instead of Monks, but flavor them as devout priests who happen to be good at surrounding anyone who tries to rob the monastery; the post somehow managed to net me a High Priest of Flabort. Basically, I told him replace paladins with rogues, monks with something else, and yada yada someone was so impressed with the way I worded it that they ascended me to position of God.
Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Point is, if you have a player or GM who is a stick-in-the-mud who logic won't budge, and won't be persuaded by cheese because it's cheese, then make them wrong by putting them in a situation where they are always wrong. Which Old Man Henderson is the embodiment of, and the devout being rogues is an extension of.
Don't use your logic against me!
Lojeek? What is this word you speak of? Is...is it some type of food? A weapon that I can bash over the heads of my enemies?
A tool used by the powerful lords, who feud and quarrel to no end. They cannot be touched by the swords of mindless repetition of an opinion, for they are protected by the powerful castle walls that they build using the tools of logic. They cannot be felled by the logic of others, for they are too stubborn and steadfast themselves to believe it.
But there is another tool, used by the sly and underhanded, to sneak under the walls built by Logic and disarm the powerful lords of Logic itself: And it's name is Henderson.
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