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[noah22223]

Oh, hello there.
I do believe it would be better if this thread lives, don't you think?
I will be starting a signature here.

[Vorthon]

Bump.

I honestly think this thing needs to be stickied.

[TolyK]

My quote dump:

I honestly think this thing needs to be stickied.

starting with you

[Vorthon]

Woot.

[Trapezohedron]

Agreed. There are too many gems too worthy to be lost in the sands of fading memory here. It would be nixe if said gems are immortalized.

[jakeread1]

Vorthon...your avatar.....it's so hypnotic....It also explains catsplosions....

[Vorthon]

Vorthon...your avatar.....it's so hypnotic....It also explains catsplosions....

And there's another quote for my quote hoard.

[Jacob/Lee]

I liked the part where I had a quote somewhere here.

owait

 

[Blargityblarg]

This is not a thread that needs to be bumped; it exists as somewhere to link to in your sig, not as a space for discussion.

[optimumtact]

Someone had a youtube link to a little music video of a looping (sort of) vocal segment that was like "Ah-ha-ha-haa-ha-ha-ha-aaa-ha-ha-haa-ah" and the video was a guy in a glass building doing an anime-style blue lightning explosion.

It was completely awesome and now I can't find it.

PM if you do. I probably won't check this thread again.

VICTORIOUS EDIT: YES woo-hoo I found it!

I don't know if anyone ever pointed this out to you but it got 10,000 times better

Watch them in order
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m554vXiytY&

and now the finale
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDczDkIeuXo

[dragonshardz]

Just gonna leave this here.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Freedom of speech is a double-edged sword: You are free to say and think what you like. I may not like it, but I will fight to defend it.

I [may] disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Never doubt that a small group of people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

Perhaps it shall be revealed in his upcoming memoirs, entitled "Mein Kraft" of course.

No. Because people are assholes and love making generalization.

I shall now make a game about an old man walking down the sidewalk.
It will be called...
The Elder Strolls.

It's Vector, the apocalypse compressed into human form. Help would be like double overkill.

...
Don't make me think through my ideas D:

"You get hit where you get hit. This may or may not cripple you for life. It may or may not kill you in one shot. You're dwarf just lost a leg. Suck it up, bitch. No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you death with it. You won't respawn."

51. Because in no other game can you cut off your enemies arm, pick up said arm, beat enemy to death with said arm, pick up said dead enemy, beat dragon to death with said enemy, pick up said dragon, beat another dragon to death with said dragon, wield said dragon in other hand, you are now dual wielding dragons.

75. My axedwarf just got shot by a single arrow that pierced his arm, lung, pancreas, navel, appendix, and scrotum. He's still fighting, dammit. WHINE SOME MORE ABOUT THAT KNEE, WHY DON'T YOU?

[applesauce machine]

This probably won't get to be very big, but here goes. Well shit.
Let's start with these two.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Things go better with applesauce.

Well, shit. This is the stupidest shape shifting power ever.

Nevertheless, fuck you with a horse. Not by a horse, you understand, but with one.

It's not like Google can easily find something specific in the massive amount of data they gather. For that they'd need some kind of highly advanced search engine or som-oh fuck.

I never knew dick-punching was a super power.

Maybe some of her enemies didn't have dicks before she punched them? Or maybe it's the ability to punch any dick, wherever it is?

He's truly the Hemingway of shitposts.

Derp around. Constructively.

I'm the Fuck of Fuck

It's my destiny to give a fuck about other people's problems. That's hard for me, because I don't give a fuck. In fact, I am all out of fucks. I stalk the world, looking, waiting, watching for a chance to find a fuck to give a fuck about other people's problems.

She's a woman character in a game; her power is inversely proportional to the amount of clothes she wears on a regular basis. This is how the Great Fairies gained and kept their power in Zelda.

This is the best thread and you guys are the best knitters.

That's right folks, Hussie literately lives off porn and webcomics.

I don't know man, the potential stupidity of the human race knows no bounds.

The above Q'dFT.

Nobody is a big enough tool to dress up like a penis with a cape on purpose.

You start flipping out. You flip out so hard that you go all the way around and flip back in.

I have to sacrifice to the Apple God daily else I be smited by a falling tree.

And remember, the Great Deku Tree is always better if you imagine him to be voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.

Everybody becomes robotic dicks.

Welcome to MSPA, where Hussie cashes in on mad boners for rude cash.

May 25^th, 2012:

[11:43] <Gatleos> Your swag is so filthy it radiates disease

THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.

About maybe 50% of my sigtext quotes contain swear words. I wonder what that says about mHUH-HRMHMHRM. What? Nothing suspicious about clearing your throat mid-sentence. Nope.

OH HEY this seems like a good place to archive my avatars. They are in chronological order, as in the order I created them.

Spoiler: Epilepsy warning! No, but really, this may be something that for some epileptics it would be best to avoid clicking on. I'm not even sarcastically/exaggeratedly joking. (click to show/hide)

Normal:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5680/2426x53wyf.gif http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6690/9328ci6g3o.gif Why did I think Imageshack was a good idea?

Birthday:

Halloween:

Christmas:

Lofapple Apploface:

Vapplentine's Day:

You won't get it unless you're part of the HSRPG:

Something about penguins?:

Fish make the best emoticons.

Not an avatar, but preserved here nonetheless:

Spoiler: Personal Notes, (click to show/hide)

I'll fill this up at some point. For now, just this:
•Exercise in musically genealogical record-keeping, Part ??

Derpherp I never used this even though I intended to. Can't say I didn't expect that to happen. May as well keep this stuff here for now as opposed to saving it in my email drafts:
Brutal Club
Flail
Slinky Flail
Warhammer
Great Warhammer
The Royal Beatdown
Employee Wage Transfrobulator
Mace of Lobster

I fully expect myslef to leave these here untouched even after I stop needing them. Such is the nature of my notes-to-self. In case you're wondering about that, I'm drawing somw DoD thing and, it being a drawing, I gotta choose a weapon based on aesthetics rather than stats. That doesn't explain why I linked to the original pages but pretend it does. Wait why're you going through my personal notes? Actually I guess that's on me for putting them in my (admittedly massive amounts of text of) sigtext.

like, bookmarks of certain posts for future reference so I don't have to search for them if I wanna see them again why am I explaining this so much this is sigtext because organization.

Update for no one in particular:
« Last Edit: Sunday of Sep. 16, 2012 - 08:35.56 pm by applesauce machine » NOT ANYMORE
« Last Edit: Monday of Jan. 12, 2015 - 03:28.59 am by applesauce machine » NOT ANYMORER
(note to self: http://signavatar.com/31197_v.gif)

[ArKFallen]

I think it's getting to the point where this is mostly just interesting stuff for me.

Spoiler: 2011 (click to show/hide)

"So... thirsty!" "Don't do it Urist!" "I'm so, so thirsty" "You can't though! You wont survive!" "I MUST! SO THIRSTY" Urist McPowerThirst has burned to death.

"You're going to wrestle an ettin-- and you think the goblins have a chance?"

but I like to think he did it on purpose. I believe that kobold looked at a burning dagger and said "Yes, I will attack Dwarves with this" and as he began choking on the smoke of his own burning flesh and as he was blinded by clouds of his own boiling fluids he thought "No, this is a good plan" and charged right ahead.

Everything I say is sigged.  There's no reason to ask if it's ok anymore!

Is it ok if I sig this?

I think this is my new favorite way of dealing with things, throwing crocodiles.

"OH GODS URIST I CAN'T TAKE LOSING JIM, I'm going to kill steven to make it feel better!"
"OH GODS URIST I CAN'T TAKE LOSING STEVEN!, I'm going to kill rodger to make it feel better!"

If I had a nickle for every kid that wanted to eat nothing but candy and pop for a whole day, I would drown in nickles.

Oh well, no sense stopping perfectly good !!scientific!! sadism just because I know the results.

that's when my turtle reared it's head and Mr. Willie said wazoo, so I took the bald-headed butler to the Grand Canyon to do the latching lucy. I didn't mean to get my gigglestick all womb-ferrety in the cabbage patch, sir.

Spoiler: 2012 (click to show/hide)

Why didn't God make Brocoli taste like Chocolate?

You know, I hear there is this major deity who is, according to his own followers, literally plotting to destroy the world and slaughter most of its inhabitants. Some of these followers openly admit that they fully support this plan and would do anything in their power to bring it to fruition.

This just in: Rick Santorum worships Zeus.

And lo, the mistress of magnitude and bearing left on a long journey across the stars.
For five interweb days and 4 interweb nights, the Twelve Bays wept in silence.
When at last the storm had passed, a great confusion, silent and wary was left in its wake.
Bereft of their comrade, they sallied forth. The Great Derp had struck.

-Book of Bay12, GD 15:7-8

I actualy had a nice little fort completly self-contained in its own little bubble, with the surface sealed off, the military builded up, and with 70+ dwarves with there own little rooms. Than came the alert that one of the old cows had a infection and died. There were no survivers.

Our only line of defense is a couple of redneck engineers and drunken fools with morningstars.

Unless we can turn it into some kind of Murder Vacation and have thousands of tourists from all over the world don water skis in an effort to bash in some flying fish skulls like some medieval Mario.

HAHA YES
I have fooled you puny mortals and now I shall boil your eyes and maybe pancreases with the unholy might of the underworld! I shall peel off your skin in strips and sew your eyes open with it so that you must look unblinking upon the horror of your own family being ripped...

Wait, did you say Night Creature?
Oh.
Then no, not it.

Technically speaking the friend zone is supposed to mean a relationship status where you are friends with each other but can never have sex with each other. By that logic all straight men have been putting all their male friends in the friend zone since the beginning of time.

That's just downright cruel.

Just thought of something: does a 'waterfall' of magma give happy thoughts?

So no, magmafalls don't boost happiness.

They make me giggle. That counts as happiness.

Andrew Jackson: Will let you shoot him in his heart so he can take his time aiming.

Spoiler: 2013 (click to show/hide)

Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.

Ahhh Anime mental health at work.

In that... people's sanity is as safely secured as a dog next to an open jar of peanut butter.

Spoiler: 2014 (click to show/hide)

If Toady were to die there would be no further development, as his entire playerbase would be killed, mummified and buried with him in a giant pyramid so that we may serve him in the afterlife.

Yet another lesson why you really should read the End User License Agreement that comes with your software.

Dear Urist McMason,

Are you a wizard? Perhaps you are a professor in Quantum Mechanics? Because when you built a floor supported by nothing but a bridge, everything went fine. That is, until you realized that this was impossible, and that the floor had apparantly been floating in mid air during its construction. After you realized what was happening, the floor literally  exploded into dust where it stood, and the remainder plummeted 10z layers to (quite improbably) punch through multiple levels of dwarven masonry.

This is your friendly neighborhood overseer, telling you to observe the laws of nature at all times in the future.

Thanks

Why did melee combat discussion turned into katana discussion?

Just fucking why, we have had this discussion on Bay12 so many times and it always ends up badly, so why rehash it again?

AUUUUUUUGH I CAN'T FIND MY KNIFE

HAVE YOU LOOKED IN YOUR BACK YET?

We could someday reach a point where when one of our dwarves collapses into tears at the sight of an anvil, we have to dig deep to discover whether it's because his association of anvils with his blacksmith mother who died horribly in front of him as a child causes him to have panic attacks when he sees one, or whether there's just a misplaced semicolon somewhere that makes anvils inherently soul-crushingly tragic to a tiny subset of the population.

Spoiler: 2015 (click to show/hide)

i sent a message to my crush on fb and it worked o.o

is fb messenger well known for not working?

Are you willing to go in and exterminate an entire people?

If not, then I suggest being wiling to take one or two more punches before they calm down.

Spoiler: 2016 (click to show/hide)

you could say a death by neurotoxin is natural because suffocation is a natural process

Performing oral sex is like thinking rationally: all humans are technically capable of doing so, but most can't do it well and few choose to do so on a daily basis.

[Crazy Cow]

And thus I triumphed over the puny signature limit.

Extended Signature

MY STUFF

[dragonshardz]

You can set things up so a sentence is also a link.

Code: [Select]

[url=http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg2569827#msg2569827]BURN, SIGNATURE LIMIT! BURN![/url]
That code will give you this: BURN, SIGNATURE LIMIT! BURN!