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[Acanthus117]

Oh god, Max, you owe me a new monitor.

It's got milk all over it.

[Realmfighter]

YouxRealmfighter.
I have no business in your affairs.

Not having any Business does not automatically remove you from involvement.

[ein]

Are you saying you want me to stalk you?

[Darvi]

Are you saying you aren't already?

[Scaraban]

As for its message, in all sincerity its main message seems to be "don't fuck with Poseidon", with an additional subtext about golddiggers getting what's coming to them.

It's the last point that stopped me from digging myself a man-sized rabbit hole. Sort of like Yoda's hangout, but underground.
You can't really do it in your back garden, and the best place to do it is in the local woodlands. But if it collapses, you will never be found.

What's that film called, about the blonde 12 year ok'd that gets murdered by that paedo in glasses, then watches over her family from heaven as he begins to target her little sister?

Talk to the paedo. He made a pretty cool underground hangout.

[Acanthus117]

FUUUUUCK.

Why must you twist my words against me, Ein?!

[ein]

I DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!

[Acanthus117]

I DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!

Those feelings.

they are reciprocated

/mostlyjoking

You're a cool guy, ein.

NEVER FUCKING CHANGE, EVER

[Vorthon]

Posting to watch.

Edit: And so starts my glorious hoard of quotes:

I use turkeys to test my traps, which has left me with about 500 disabled turkeys, shitting out more turkeys. When the goblins come, they'll be devoured by the crippled turkey swarm.

I'm definitely looking forward to having a dwarf's zombie and ghost get into fights, and/or team up and become a wacky crime-fighting duo.

But... which one's the brains of the operation?

The rookie ghost really gets into the spirit of being a vigilante. The zombie has seen too many good cops un-die, and has a rotten sense of humour as a result.

><

Don't take this too far, there could be some adaption decay.

You're not taking into account human stupidity.

Why your right! If I plug these new figures in... Dear god, it's horrible!

We are the Dworfs. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your geological and mechanical distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

Lost my best character yet. Got to late lair, got a bit scared of all the elephants. Let's check the wiki for information on the branches I found. Apparently Shoals don't have hiding places and have enemies that have advantages in water. I'd rather not... Slime Pits are the uber-hard branch. Even I know that. Don't need wiki for that. Sooo...Swamp is the poison branch I keep hearing about? Heard that it's easy as hell if you have poison resistance. But I don't. Meh. Let's just do Orc. What the hell? The level is one small room? and this one too? And this one? And this one? Oh, finally, this level is actually normal-sized. Orc warrior *sticky flame* Meh, easy. Wizard and cleric *fireball OHKO* meh, easy. What is this? Uber-wizard? It shouldn't be too tou-OH GOD DEMONS EVERYWHERE! OUT OF TELEPORT! FUUUUUUUUUUUU-! QUICK, POTION OF SPEED! RUN, RUN, RU-
 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

Dear Urists McMilitary,

I had time to compose a letter to 'Beardpain' the troll while you were beating on him.

You are still beating on him.

Seriously, injuries that you guys have caused have healed. While you are attacking him.

For Armok's sake, he's unconscious on a ledge. There are three of you. Someone shove him off into the water, or grab a rock or something.

-The overseer, who could pump magma up to deal with him faster than you guys are.

Vorthon...your avatar.....it's so hypnotic....It also explains catsplosions....

The fucking penguin avatars in the mafia board. WHY??? *Sobs*

The penguin mafia would like a word with your kneecaps.

Mixing up what order gears are placed in when linking levers and bridges.

Instead of putting a legendary gear in the middle of my dining hall, I put it on the bridge that dumps things into lava, where no one will see it.

well, no one who'll have any time to appreciate it.....

Oh my, what a lovely geAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH *splash*

Bones. In my Bacon.

I'm enjoying a tasty sandwich when suddenly I'm biting down on something solid completely unexpectedly.

Do the bones taste like bacon? If so, do the manly thing and CHEW HARDER. 

WAAAGHtermelon?

Dammit, don't talking about spinning. I'm sitting in a chair that can spin, and the last thing I need is to get really, really dizzy. Stop tempting me!

Damnit, don't talk about spinning chairs. I miss my spinning chair, and the last think I need is to put wheels on my bed and spin it. Stop tempting me!

Dammit, don't talk about spinning beds. I'm sitting in a bed that has wheels, and the last thing I need is to send my laptop flying. Stop tempting me!

Damnit, don't talk about spinning like this. The way this conversation is going someone (probably me) is going to go mad scientist and create a spinning house on wheels. Stop tempting me!

Dammit, don't talk about spinning houses on wheels. Those might actually exist and you're making me want one. Stop tempting me!

Dammit, now someone's going to make the entire world spin, as if....

Oh wait.

Damn it, now someone's going to make the entire galaxyspin, as if...
oh wait.

[Angel Of Death]

Posting to watch.

[TolyK]

Posting to watch.

doing this again

[Ghills]

@IT 900 and Necro: Thanks! I quite enjoyed drawing scribbling it as well. I was snickering like hell while drawing the third dorf panel in particular. Call me mad if you want, but remember that you people can talk about weaponizing babies and laugh at the same time.

Also, new theory on how dorfs build walls (and possibly other things).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

They simply gaze at it with that thoughtless smile until it autonomously assembles itself. Even females wear that face all the time, so surely they can do it as well. Different kinds of thoughtless smiles would be required for different jobs, hence the still-remaining professions. Carpenterface, masonface, metalsmithface... You name it, the dorfs have someone who can do it! If the gaze itself fails, they just revert to smashing their chiseled visage into the resistant object, until satisfactory results are achieved.

To summarize:
They do an epic face. If that fails, the beat said object to death with their beard.

[jetex1911]

My full signiture

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

They could probably do both at once. It's like eating everything with extra sauce.

Put into this light, Dr. Robotnik and Armok could easily have been roommates.

This is... awesome in a strange way.

[jetex1911]

My full signiture

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

They could probably do both at once. It's like eating everything with extra sauce.

Put into this light, Dr. Robotnik and Armok could easily have been roommates.

This is... awesome in a strange way.

They might have a few funny ideas, but those pointy-eared buggers are as hard as nails when they need to be.

[Archangel]

You are aware of the edit button aren't you?