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[Dermonster]

Oh yeah, that thing.

I really should, you know, actually make a decent sig but I just kinda threw things together one day and called it good.

*Does it again.*

[mastahcheese]

Oh yeah, that thing.

I straight-up should, you know, straight-up cook up a thugged-out decent sig but I just kinda threw thangs together one dizzle n' called it good.

*Does it again.*

FTFY

[Dermonster]

*Snerk*

[Urist McScoopbeard]

there's a lot of use of gizoogle here apparently.

[Elephant Parade]

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.

Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]

[mastahcheese]

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.

Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]

Oh man, that's great.

[Eotyrannus]

IT BEGINS

I can see it fine - maybe one of your eyes has fallen out?

Nah, I've already elected a "goblin spokesman". His Name is Urist McVolcano and he is 12000 °U. His hobbies include *Olivine Floodgate* and magma corridors.

You have Fourier transformations. Why would you need a girlfriend?

[killerhellhound]

Sorry wrong button

[4maskwolf]

Alright, decided to order all my Sigs that I collect in one place.

Spoiler: quotes about me! (click to show/hide)

"They...the cat girls, that is....mated with cats.....

This...monster was the male offspring. We are not permitted to speak of the female offspring."

10/10 you bastard.

Well fuck you again 4mask takin' the time to find the post and organise my thoughts, man, and you ninja me with everything anyway.

Is secretly the real maidman!

Oh well, should've let 4mask die.

4mask, look at your avatar. You're not what unleashes hell, you are what is unleashed.

Wolf, your writing is EXCELENT.

The confuzzled, grand architect or the great sentence, curate of the semi colon and high lord of the double negative.

By the way Mr Frog, this will forever be the song I think of when I see you around after your character has started going nuts.

You monster, what have you DONE!? That song had finally died but now you've resurrected it to torment the innocent once more! I hope you're happy. ding ding ding ding DING DING ding ding ding ding DINGDINGDING OH GOD IT'S EATING MY BRAIN

Pro-tip: 4mask is always lying. Figure out what his angle is.

4mask, Actually he just did, damn messages. Thanks for targeting me with a nuke.

Oh Masky, we love your angelic stuff, you're our angel.

I think I have to call you Lady 4mask from now on.

4maskwolf, you dastardly lurker!

notquitethere hammers on their window, screaming something that sounds like “4maskwolf no mustard!”

Spoiler: Dwarf Fortress Funnies (click to show/hide)

Also, looking into the errorlog; there's some strange shit in the old Steelhold save. Creatures that shouldn't exist. Creatures that are improperly modded. So far I've found 'fallen angels' 'Armok' and 'Nothing'. There's also something called the Norgard.

Goodnight sweet prince. May flights of giant magpies (or something) sing thee to thy rest.
Giant Magpie Cancels Sing to Rest: Has Reverted to Wild State!

He brought the sword up snarling, slicing the royal arm apart as the doctor tried to hit him with it again.

That was messed up, and that's why it's so fitting to this story. I think that we should leave the two alive.

What I can't believe is that we've had adamantine for 3 years now and all we've used it for is building a goddamn trade depot.

...I have NEVER encountered a fortress which had this problem at ANY point. EVER.

Also to boost our FPS I have to order the deaths of hundreds of chicks.

Demongate shall die when Gnorm grows tired of killing overseers and moves on to players. You cannot convince me otherwise.

Instructions unclear; shall name you Coprolite.

I believe you've drawn attention to the fact that parallel worlds have begun overlapping in Crownhammers, which means I need to make a war hammer, infect everyone with vampirism and begin a needlessly complicated love plot with Nobeard, which isn't even possible since Therapist claims that neither of us are lesbians. See how hard you've made things for me?

So I chuckled when I read your post, then I scrolled up to read the horror story above it... and I'll be damned if the yaks with removed hearts didn't creep me right the hell out.

And if you dare to bring marinara casserole in a bowl of crust, which some people like to claim is "deep dish pizza", then the hammerer is paying you a visit.

I saw a human tooth crown on the lord. I can confirm he is not a vampire because he suffocated.

I knew it'd be the equivalent of handing a beaver a whole fucking forest and whispering seductively: "It's all yours, do as you wish"

Another thought I just had:

Toady's job is to create the best fantasy world generator and simulator.  Intel's job is to create a computer that can run it.  Right now, despite having over 100,000 employees, assets over $100 billion, and revenue over $55 billion... Intel is the one falling behind on their end of the process

Spoiler: Mafia Funnies (click to show/hide)

I thought of that possibility but then I dismissed it thinking "that's even less probable than DP being the cop".

We all know how that went.

(Not related to Mafia, but I actually may have a slight obsession with the concept of turning sand to glass and vice-versa using electricity.)

It's not THAT eye-burning...
Oh, wait. I'm using Darkling. What happens if I take off the metaphorical sunglasses.
  ->  ->  ->
I'm sorry for those colors. I will make an edit to the post.

I'm not evil. I'm just Bad.

Yeah, you're a dick, NativeForeigner.

Quit being such a dick, you dick.

Maybe if you weren't such a dick you wouldn't be such a dick.

Spoiler: Other funnies (click to show/hide)

Place love and faith in my grandfather. By using him as a shield for that grenade!

After I shrugged off my pseudodepression I got pretty good at dreamfights . In fact last night I somehow got into a shovel fight.

Question how GWG can be in Cuba if Cuba is annihilated.

Also question if GWG is a communist.

...

  First part, I was wondering as well. The second part got my shirt covered in peanut butter.

  WHAT IS WITH BAY12 AND MAKING MY MEALS PROJECTILES IN FITS OF LAUGHTER? First Pop, then Spaghetti, now this fiasco. And I know I'm forgetting something just as humiliating.

This.  Just this.

DRY HUMPING

DRY HUMPING????

Welcome, newcomer, to this place of madness, also referred to as the forums of the Twelfth Bay. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Translation:
Son, you are fucked.

Welcome to Bay 12. Drop off your soul in the collection plate on your left.

It's something about anthropomorphic battleship tits.

I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to get off with an F-16.

it can be nearly impossible to control their violence against furniture and guests.

Those conversations are always the second most embarrassing thing we experience.

My Spanish professor in high school related to us a story about him being chased by an angry goose while in Argentina when he missed the bus. He was unfamiliar with the particulars of the Argentine dialect at the time, so when he returned home and related the story to his friends, everyone understood what he said as meaning "I got chased by a naked masturbating man." Obviously, he everyone was very confused.

I seem to have failed to actually pick up anything useful from the Spanish courses I took.

Wolves are society's condom.

Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.

If anybody had epilepsy, lemonpie would have already killed them.

Once again, the wonders of
NATURAL SELECTION~

PUFFERFISH I WILL LOVE YOU VERY TENDERLY AND COOK YOU DINNER, YOU SACK OF SHIT

Why don't you LIGHT YOUR HANDS ON FIRE AND PUNCH THE 'COON TO DEATH.

Hell, even if I got a gun, hung out near the entrence of a store and shot anyone who tried to go in I would have only wronged he people who got shot

Toady Forty-Two: Who was working on the temperature updates?
Toady Three, Toady Nineteen, Toady Twenty-Five, Toady Thirty, Toady Thirty-Four, Toady Forty-Four, Toady Sixty-One: (in unison) I am!
Toady Forty-Two: *facepalm*

Happy cakeday, Footjob!

Koss for Wankpope.

It's actually more 80s than the 80s, even though that should be physically impossible.

If you thought earth-spam was bad, wait until you encounter Cthulhu Wormhole Spam ™. In R’lyeh, no one can hear you opt out…

Spoiler: Words of Wisdom from the Toad (click to show/hide)

(posts removed) Is it possible to talk about tea without talking about murdering people?  We will try part 2 of the experiment below.

In any case, please go on merrily killing each other or whatever it is you are doing in this one.

"I will spear your quote pyramids because they are unhealthy for browsers."

please don't argue in here about each other's wishes

Spoiler: Images and Gifs (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Youtube videos that amuse me (click to show/hide)

not the other one
Relevant
Victory as mafia

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.

Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]

Oh man, that's great.

Wait, are you saying I can read a Thug Internet? If only there were an Achewood dialogue version.

[TD1]

The mother, because the child was closest, grabbed one of his arms and started breaking it slowly, twisting it around - probably laughing maniacally. When the arm was broken, she went for the legs and the ribs. During this the child punched and kicked her in retaliation. But after both legs were broken...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

i <3 pi

And it even makes mathematical sense.

You're quite right it's rude!

If people want to lick the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who are you to stop them, eh?!

The Son of God goes well with coffee and YOU SHAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY! D:<

I haven't seen any carnivorous plant or anything like cannibal trees, yet...

Wouldn't cannibal trees technically eat other trees?

"As a symbol of apology for our recent over-logging, and our intent to live in harmony with nature from this point forth, we would like to offer the elven forests these saplings..."

I'VE BEEN SIGGED
I HAVE RISEN FAR IN THE RANKS OF FORUMITES, AND I MAY NOW CLAIM THAT I AM WELL-KNOWN
SWEET

10/10

I HAVE RISEN FAR IN THE RANKS OF FORUMITES, AND I MAY NOW CLAIM THAT I AM WELL-KNOWN
SWEET

I got sigged. Intriguing.

NANA NANA -HAPPYDANCE!- NANA NANA -HAPPYDANCE!-

Sweeeeet, it's been a while since I've been sigged.

The next comprehensible thing I post in this thread, or anywhere? I'm just curious if you're gonna stalk me or not.

Wham! Another siege. Population down to 28, the whole fort is miasma, vomit, and ghosts. A child apparently threw itself into the chasm at the second bridge. Fell 23 z-levels down, straight into my mining installation. Child bits everywhere, the mother went berzerk and was put down by my vampire speardwarf via a *steel spear* to the heart.

God, I love this game.

Is Descanophrenia a real illness.

I... What?

It was inevitable.

Is that a reference to the new DF? Already?

It was inevitable.

Terrifying.

I don't care either way.

♫Stab, Stab, Stab the trolloc,
gently through the eye,
merrily merrily merrily merrily,
I am committing genocide!♫

All hail Th4DwArfY1, resident license plate.

Yep. Tanks wheeling around, Russians dueling amidst the shellfire and a comet is probably falling from the sky into a boat full of drunk slavs grenade fishing for Cthulhu.

I'm confused. How do people even know you're 10 pounds black?

Oh god, they can smell it!

I wonder how many times people have accidentally summoned an Outer God by trying to pronounce the names of Icelandic mountains.

I just got sigged. Like for reals sigged, not just put into the sigtext thread.
By LSP.


IMMA BE FAMOUS!

Saying my real name three times will summon Nguälthu-Sharügga, He of the Thousand Whispering Voids to Earth to feast on your frail psyches.

I was gonna argue that God never died, but then Zombie Nietzsche wanted a word with me and braaaaiiinnnsssss

* IronTomato walks into the room, leaving the door open

* IronTomato pounds on the table once, NAV's mug bounces into the air

GET ON WITH IT

Adorable has my gravest condolences if it's bedding something with teeth like that.

MMM, Delicious Mastah-burgers.

They're cheeseburgers, of course.

Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.
I'm good either way.

This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!

One drunk to find them.

One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Seven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stone

Three bottles for the sober-kings under the sky

Nine for the dorfed players doomed to die

One for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten Throne

In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fall

Putin is dead, long live Putin!

Did anyone notice that I had a living patient?
Strange times indeed

Im already eating Dwarfy"s arm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

inb4 dwarven scholars start discussing the Simulation Hypothesis as a procedurally generated knowledge item.

URIST, WE ARE JUST A SIMULATION! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT ENDS? WHAT HAPPENS?
IT IS TERRIFYING!

What if the dinner you ate yesterday was the physical manifestation of your Lord God?

The Catholics were right all along

I got this funny tingling feeling that there's a turn coming up. It feels almost like heart burn but with dwarves.

I propose we settle this question like men of honour: With a Kant-off to the second blood, at dawn tomorrow.

I just mentioned there's a madman with a chainsaw running around.

And you're still talking about breast statistics.

Did you check his breast count? We might want to compare it to the amount of breasts he has later tonight for the sake of science.

Cat bomb the land

and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

I too enjoy the azure marijuana.

If a deer gun is used to hunt deer, a wife gun is used for...?

To hunt, dear.

But your lawn is the philosophical elixir from which we all sup; without it, our lives are devoid of meaning.

=I wrote this to this beat

TD1 postcode
Delivery man on site
TD1 fucking u up
TD1 bass on man's life

TD1 Catch u on the sidewalk
U gonna catch TD1's knife
My TD1 street is a Fortress
You mans street is useless

TD1 is under the mines
TD1 is under the grimes
TD1 drill to the mithril
TD1 battle trance tranquil

U fink u can siege me
U better watch your hide
Mans squad in ur castle
U fink u can hide
Mans squad dug ur castle
Cave in says goodbye
TD1 droppin fire
Magma gang ignite

Posting in case I ever do sig anyting.

May The Sig Possess you, Erils. May The Sig Possess You

[Erils]

Posting in case I ever do sig anyting.

[darkpaladin109]

Getting a space here since my second sig quote doesn't fit normally and in case I'l sig anything in the future, I guess.

What could be less deadly than being fired at an orbiting spaceship from a massive cannon in the hopes of overpowering its crew before any nearby ships notice and blow you to space dust with their weapons? That's, like, literally one of the least dangerous things HMRC ever did.

You'd be surprised how many people try to lodge themselves into walls.

Cut your own balls and then rub them on the faces of the whole civilization to make it go extinct.

Haha "Has it been 4 days? Better check if my penis is still there again."

You sit around your station while the ones who seek to ruin it run rampant. The security team has jumped through the gateway, abandonning you. I am your salvation. I. am the. owl.

OOC: Darkpaladin109: Wow, all these bits of conversation I can almost hear sounds like part of a joke.
OOC: Darkpaladin109: The chemist and a skrell enter the bar.
OOC: Necro910: The chemist asks for some H2O. The skrell tries to sound fancy for his friend and asks for some H2O too. The skrell dies.

02:51   <PowderMinerr>: COMMUNIST CAVEMAN MIME OF GLORIOUS SILENT AND PRIMITIVE REVOLUTION

Clearly he just needs to pick up people and walk into dangerous situations with them, relying on his resistance to avoid serious damage while the frailer other dies painfully.

ORIGINAL QUOTE IN SIG:

Wait, are you trying to be a party member or an adversary?

6. And the King said unto the Prince, “As you have willed it, so shall I arrange it, and so when the eight-and-twentieth day of the seventh month occurs, I shall permit you to return to the land of Technology and bring down your judgement upon the Men who have wronged you.”
7. And as the King said it, so was it so.

18:34   <darkpaladin109>: just lost to a guy with a exodia deck on DN, actually
18:35   <__Darvi__>: Exodia?! Impossible, nobody's ever managed to summon him!

22:01   <FOE>: all hail evil over lord darkpaladin109

[LeoLeonardoIII]

OK so I didn't think I would need one, but whatever.

14th of April 1912, late at night
A great big ship, she had a jolt and a fright
Ice came by and made sweet sweet lovin' to her
Starboard side, and the wine-dark water never
Felt so fine
Felt so fine
The water rushin' in never felt so fine

They was dancin' down in steerage, in the flow
Of the jam. Thump of the engine was a blow
And a slam. And up on the decks they was up
And about. Tappin' all their feet and a' scream
And a' shout
And a' shout
Water on their toes puttin' an end to their drought

Cap'n standin' tall on the mast as she slump
All the crew dancin' to the Hindenberg Jump
All the ladies goovin' the Lifeboat Shuffle
Men shufflin' off on the Mortal Coil Hustle
Felt so fine
Felt so fine
Silence on the water never felt so fine

[mastahcheese]

I tried to read that but after getting distracted by your avatar for the 4th time I gave up.