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[ArKFallen]

Am I the only one who thinks we really need a thread to store signature text? Isn't General Discussion for, I don't know... discussion? This just seems really silly and content-free. If you need to host a bunch of text or links somewhere, can't you find another place? Or just not have gigantic signatures?

While the thread itself has very little discussion it links to pretty interesting discussion content. I would know a lot less about the Bay12 forums if this thread didn't exist. It's like a nexus of all the faces of the forums, with links reaching from the top all the way down here.

[Mego]

This thread does have content. It does host discussions. Look, you just started one.

[Orangebottle]

I used Schrodinger's gun on you.
You're maybe dead.

The last person to get in a flame-war with God was the Prince of Darkness.  We all know what happened to him!

Wubas gonna wub.

Everywubby wubs wubbing with Wubba.


wub

"Wubby just keeps going wub wub wub
We all wuv Wubby when wubbing with us
Wub wub, bake bake, wub wub" -Vector

No one will mind waiting months for the game to start like BYOR: Pand Edition.

Sure, if you ignore the fact that you'll get tons of people eager to sign up but who don't want to play. Look what happened with SBYOR.

Thatsthejoke.jpg

Use less inside jokes next time, you duh.

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You're not concerned about looking town because you're implying you're town, which is just what a scum would want me to think, unless that scum knew that I knew that he wanted me to think what I think, so I think I'll think about thinking another thought to out-think the thinking thinker that thinks he thought more than I thought.

I think.

you are a dick.

Yeah, you're a dick, NativeForeigner.

Quit being such a dick, you dick.

Maybe if you weren't such a dick you wouldn't be such a dick.

Quick! If you spout out some more cries of hypocrisy, people will jump on the nukewagon without bothering to read what you're saying.

Oh sorry, is that your lawn here?

You're goddamn right this is my lawn. And you punk kids need to get off of it.

YO DAWG I HERD YOU DUN LIEK rvs SO I PUT caps IN YOUR caps SO YOU CAN ACT STUPID WHILE I ACCIDENTALLY YOUR LAWN.

6)WHAT. THE. FUCK. YOUR INTENTIONAL LACK OF RESPONSE? YOU SCUM BASTARD. YOU REPLY AT ONCE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOUR CORPSE HAS BEEN RIPPED TO PIECES AND DISTRIBUTED TO ALL FOUR CORNERS OF THE GLOBE.

C'est ne pas. You found (in your eyes) potential scum. You are also much more experienced, so hunting is easier for you than others.
If you want my suspicions, then. Nuke, and to a small extent Max White (guts.)
About policy voting: I see your reasoning now. It's incorrect, but logical.

Do you know why hunting is easier for me than you?
BECAUSE I'M TRYING.
I'm not whoring out information that's already available. I'm interpreting it. I'm doing everything I told you you're not doing, you stupid moron.

Also, sorry for being an dick about Dariush, but come on. The guy taunted me! He is trying to get me angry! And nothing gets me angrier than someone trying to get me angry.

Dariush uses TAUNT! It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Dariush: Org would be proud.

Ditto.

RosexJohn FOREVER

...

oh god what am i doing

noooooo

the shipping virus has infected meee

assimilate

ASSIMILATE

ASSIMILAAAAAAATE

Hey, it's completely her choice to advertise a forum for gore sex fiction about children's cartoon characters. That is totally her prerogative.

Do you mean to imply that because a topic is highly concerning, it is therefore also entertaining? I mean talking about the future of the gaming industry sounds a lot more fun than hostage negotiations, but if somebody was waving a gun in front of my face I would look towards the latter.

Basically the same thing, but instead of a gun it is a pony wang.

Wasted all that time and materials making him a cyborg when he had spare legs in his bracer the entire time! Talk about bad luck.

Spoiler: Double Down Man versus the Men In Black (click to show/hide)

Truly, a greater battle of wills has never been seen on this Earth.

Got into a little debate with a religious relative. last two lines in the conversation?

Uncle: Jesus walked on WATER! How can you still reject god after that!?
Me: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. that's at least 10x as awesome

True enough.

Although I bet Jesus could have done that too, if he had been born in the modern day.

"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a small landmark for dad I mean God."
"Huston? We have a problem... Yeah, Christ keeps turning our water into wine and then trying to pilot the ship."
"Our oxygen filter is broke! What? No, God cannot clean the fliter, God needs to stay the hell away from delicate scientific equipment!"
"Six million dollars and one hippy later, and Man has walked on the moon."
"Wait, you forgot your suit!"
"Thank God we landed on the ocean... JESUS A BOAT IS COMING DON'T TRY TO WALK TO SHORE!"

Getting a new cat tomorrow, not really much of a cat person but I really want a new pet.

Can't wait to have a godless killing machine patrolling my house and plotting my downfall

It'll take care of vermin and stockpile the corpses too!

Yes that has been a problem in my household, the miasma from the bodies are beginning to make me depressed.

Goddamnit Orangebottle.  You really are part ninja.

Yo mamma is so smart she got two degrees

YOUR MOM IS A CLASSY LADY.

Yo mama so fat because she has an eating disorder and we should really be more sensitive about it!

You mumma's so <insert attribute> that she <insert inference>.

Your mother is ok.

Dear God, you're suggesting to destroy an entire city? What kind of monsters are you?!?

The dwarven kind. I thought this was clear by now.

I wish to file a complaint with the management, as my role was clearly defective, and should still be under warranty.

A new role has been shipped to you. It should arrive in 6-8 weeks. We apologize for the inconvenience you may have served to others.

OH GOD MY ORGASMS ARE HAVING ORGASMS.

That mosquito thing is definitely a bug.

Vector examines her surroundings.

There are exits NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

DAVE: do not draw any additional squares
DAVE: do not draw any quadrilaterals or trapezoids or rectangles or fucking n-drangles and especially as fuck not any god damned rhombuses
DAVE: i dont want to see your lines making any right angles do you understand
KARKAT: IN MY MIND'S EYE I AM PICTURING A BEAUTIFUL LATTICE OF LINES AND COMPARTMENTS, INTERLOCKING WITH SUBLIME PRECISION AT NINETY DEGREE ANGLES.
KARKAT: I IMAGINE THIS MODULAR RETICULATION AS AN ELEGANT VESSEL, IF YOU WILL, FOR THE GRAND SYNTHESIS OF OUR SHARED SHIPPING DREAMS.

KARKAT: MY LUSUS BROUGHT THINGS HOME THAT SMELLED MORE APPEALING THAN YOU.
KARKAT: IMPORTANT FACT: 100% OF WHAT HE BROUGHT HOME WAS EITHER A DEAD ANIMAL, OR LITERAL FECES.

DAVE: karkat whoa man what are you doing
DAVE: why are you drawing all these human dicks
DAVE: how do you even know what they look like what have you been watching??
KARKAT: I'M NOT DRAWING THOSE!!!!!!!
KARKAT: YOU'RE MAKING ME DRAW THEM, STOP THAT.
DAVE: no way
DAVE: this book is now like
DAVE: our fight fueled ouija board of cock
KARKAT: ARGH... STOP!
KARKAT: DON'T
KARKAT: NO FUCK
KARKAT: OK NO
KARKAT: YOU DREW THAT ONE
KARKAT: YOU DREW THAT ONE!!!!
KARKAT: DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T!
DAVE: are you sure man
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks
DAVE: was it you or me or maybe a ghoooost???

Jerk Kid who interrupted our session right in the middle of my initiative count: Are you guys playing Dungeons & Dragons?
DM: Yes, if you have a character sheet you can join us.
Jerk Kid: I'm a level 5 billion Luke Skywalker!
DM: I cast Just Die, a massively epic spell that kills you with no save or SR. But seeing as you have 5 billion levels of Jedi experience you should have known how to counter such an effect.
*Jerk Kid walks away, I even think he stuck his tongue out at my DM*

Me: I play d&d.
John: So, what level Dragon Master are you?
Me: High enough to cast Detect Idiot at will as a spell like ability, and you register with an overwhelming aura.

"Well, is there a spell that lets you rape someone?"

How do you answer that?!

You answer yes. This is why Hold Person was created. You just know that some lonely wizard was trying to get some.

THIS LOOKS TASTY
SO YOU'RE NOT FOOD RIGHT

FOOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS

OH GOD I LOVE FOOD
HAVE YOU SEEN FOOD

CHOMP

"If we could give people a magic hat that would create for them the exact RPG experience they'd always dreamed of, they'd complain about the color of the hat."
- [Name Redacted]

"Cookie's making audio porn with the VO clips. She's turned Tali into the dirtiest cybernetic girl in the galaxy."
- JasonA

Cookie: "So it's pronounced TAHL-ee ZOR-ah nar RAH-yah?"
ChrisL: "Bah WEEP gra-NAH weep nin-NI bong."

[Mego]

All those mafiaRAGE quotes make me a sad panda.

[Mego]

Am I the only one who thinks we really need a thread to store signature text? Isn't General Discussion for, I don't know... discussion? This just seems really silly and content-free. If you need to host a bunch of text or links somewhere, can't you find another place? Or just not have gigantic signatures?

I just re-read this post and realized that missing one word from the first sentence makes it hilariously contradictory. Sigging it now, for great justice.

[G-Flex]

hahaha god dammit.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Damnit, I was waiting to see how long it would take you to figure that out on your own

Also, does anyone even click the links leading to this place? The point of a signature is that it's a little snippet or an image that follows your post, this is like signing your name with a reference address where your name can be obtained.

[Mego]

Damnit, I was waiting to see how long it would take you to figure that out on your own

Also, does anyone even click the links leading to this place? The point of a signature is that it's a little snippet or an image that follows your post, this is like signing your name with a reference address where your name can be obtained.

No, this is a simple and elegant solution to a problem (limited space in signatures for such an epic community) that has been implemented across the interwebs.

[SirAaronIII]

Plus we get to make creepy shrines to people.

[Mego]

Plus we get to make creepy shrines to people.

bagsie the necro shrine!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mego]

Plus we get to make creepy shrines to people.

bagsie the necro shrine!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you aren't necro!
I'm not making a shrine to you!
only necro can do magma in massive red letters and have the desired effect, it is lost on all others.


GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Nonono, that was my shrine to him.

[Loud Whispers]

Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

... It is as if a million voices cried out in pain, then were slowly silenced over the course of an hour by thousands of falling serrated glass disks.

The moral of the story is that love is even more dangerous than zombies.

DEPLOY SAUSAGE

When in doubt... Sausage.

you are now one^{one of}_oneof _{of us}^us us

A grammar hammerer! Run away!

Coined it!

HOW DO SIG =

First, you must travel up to the highest point of the Sigtower, it is there that you will meet the Sigmaster in his sacred shrine. He will demand that you brave three trials, each of which will test the overall quality of your very being. If you survive, you will then have to take his daughter's hand in marriage. The two of you will be required to bear a single child, and on that child's seventh birthday, you will offer him to the Sigmaster, so that he may be trained as the Sigmaster's successor, in order to ensure that this special ritual continues on for decades to come. Once you have done this, you will have earned the right to make a sig.

Or if you wanna be a cheater about it, you could just go onto Forum Profile under the MODIFY PROFILE tab, and paste it into the signature box.

DF: the game with a learning curve so steep, you could jump off and kill yourself.

"I'd rather have a bay12 any day than a thousand drafted forums."
~ Commander Genghis-Churchil-Alexander-Hannibal-Simo VII

"Spreadlord"?

Is that was qualifies as dwarven porn names?

Note that when these fine gentlemen suggest to kill the offenders, they do mean to use creative, i.e. non-military means.

WE COLONIZED HELL

NOW WE'RE TAKING OVER THE HUMANS

My WTF of the day is realizing bay12 was given an opportunity to discuss political and social issues regarding a bunch of half-naked women harassing Putin, but chose to continue their discussion of cheese graters and can openers instead.

...
BAY12 WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOONE

PROFECTI ERITIS TALIS CIVILIS ET IMMOTUS UT VOS ERRAMINI IN ITER PER HAEC FABULA.

[Gizogin]

It's kinda like the difference between reading books and comics, except that this book also punches you in the face while you read.

"Let's expose our military to zombie-dust so they can't feel pain. They don't NEED skin."

One FB post. Many dick jokes. Pokemon. !!VOLCANO!!. Dwarven mood thingee. Derailment itself. Girlinhat's hat. Cuba. Karl Marx. This is why i love Bay12 forums.

Capture them and fire them at the gobbos out of a pressurized magma cannon, scattering them like cute, cuddly, fluffy napalm? Sounds good. Do they go out after 9 months like lignite or can they burn indefinitely?

I remember typing that everything was going well. The game somehow found out. So naturally the place is going to hell in a handbasket.

Like a perfectly pleasant little tundra fortress still busy getting its stuff together, that somebody painted a lovely shade of murder.

Oh god! He linked TVtropes....

when there's something strange...in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? DWARFBUSTERSS...
*music playing*

We have an obsidian penis in front of the fortress. No matter how The Master made it, it is still an obsidian penis. We're keeping it.

That is both freaky and awesome. FEAR MY GHOST BABIES!

....Does that mean this mother dwarf can beat enemies to death with her ghost baby?

You created a biological weapon that spreads a virus to you dwarves, thus turning them into biological weapons?  That's awesome.  Congratulations, Gizogin, you are the Albert Wesker of Dwarf Fortress.  Please, make more B.O.W.s

If you shoot them enough with really small adamantine bolts, than you are shooting them with cancer basically.

Fear the fluffballs!  They're tiny and fluffy and RELENTLESS!
Now with extra fire!

Cog Wrathhammer, Adventurer Extraordinaire!  Read it here!  Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.

Hey, I'm now an Adequate Writer!  Check out my story on Fimfiction!  (Warning: entirely pony-related)

[Theifofdreams]

Ah, yes, there's one thing you might want to be aware of if you try to play with this embark:
http://i54.tinypic.com/2ewmh03.jpg

oh god Capybaras!!

HEAD FOR THE HILLS!

Oh god! A capybara!

[Dermonster]

Texts I have accrued.

About myself, mostly.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Derm has all the power, even when the power doesn't exist.

Cthulhu is under Derm's class.

I just wasn't expecting Derm to immolate him beyond recognition before he could even say a word. Not sure why I wasn't expecting that.

Derm, I think it's about time you sigged yourself.

Wheeeeee~~~

Derm would end up making Cthulhu look like a puppy dog you want to take home.

Dermonster: Taking Badassery to a whole new level.

Also the 'fuck shit up'-o-meter should measure atrocities in Derms. 1 Derm means you left a crater where a homeless shelter used to be. 10 Derms means you did that on purpose. 100 Derms means you made the universe cry.

DERM WILL STEAL YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I've got the mental image of Derm ripping out people's hearts and putting them in a satchel, but that has nothing to do with the above quote.

That is exactly what happens to GMs who let Derm play.

I swear, Derm is Armok personified in poster form.

dermonster, aka Derm, is a player known for blowing everything up (in RTDs, mainly). Derming is thus more or less a fancy word for blowing things up or lighting them on fire, generally on a large scale.

UNFORTUNATELY. THE PARTY'S ADVENTURE. HAS MET ITS END. AT THE HANDS OF A HORRIBLE ABOMINATION DRESSED IN LIKE. A GREEN WIZARD OUTFIT. THE BIG BANG HAPPENS. BUT IN REVERSE. WE WILL NEED A NAME FOR THIS. AS IT IS LIKELY TO HAPPEN. MORE THAN ONCE. LET'S CALL IT. "DERMING."

More later.