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I'll include the Underwear Hat next time as it is integral to the game.

Oh god it is a super butt eye monster this is exactly what I expected would happen

awwww
i was imagining something like how wagons expode when on the same map as an adventurer
"Oh crap!! Dwarves! Activate the exploding leather, boys!"

I tried to mod elephants to be available on the embark screen and it messed the world up so bad. There were rivers frozen in 14 Z level walls, when i started i would lost half my dwarves to spontaneous boiling leather that would appear without warning over the dwarf. The outpost liaison appeared with horrible wounds and was finished off before he could reach my dwarfs by the teleporting boiling leather. 

Do you want to hear something disturbing?
What?
I'm going to eat your brains.
This *is* disturbing. What can I do?

No offense, but downloading a turn-based strategy game when you're looking for an RPG is... kinda like downloading DF when looking for a FPS. 

Quote from: Thexor on February 28, 2010, 01:29:05 am

No offense, but downloading a turn-based strategy game when you're looking for an RPG is... kinda like downloading DF when looking for a FPS..

Fixed.

He's here to make mandates and kill goblins.

And he's all out of goblins.

Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 01, 2009, 06:24:28 pm

I just have this image of everyone sitting bolt upright in bed, getting out in synchronism and running towards me in the buff

All dangle-dangling about...

Quote from: MrGimp on March 23, 2010, 12:24:55 pm

Dunem should have been Dunan.  Whatever dwarf wrote this poem must've been drunk.

Worse than that...sober.

Quote from: Reasonableman on October 10, 2008, 06:18:33 am

The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?

You misspelled 'hilarious'

"If you can't build a tower upon a sheer cliff face over which you may throw precisely one hundred and fifty-two kittens and seven stalwart dwarves to their explosive doom some fifty stories below, then brother, your game ain't much of a sandbox, is it?"

But wasn't someone going to make globins in the next release? Hideous blobs of multiple goblins squished together, Galumphing across the countryside, trying to find a friend?

Think I'll go jump down the front steps for 2 years until I kill myself.

ADT rapidly peeled off his his sock, and offered it to the traders. "Yes! Such a beautiful garment! Here, take the bar!" yelled the trader.

Monom McMedicaldwarf: Aye, ye both be soft! Were it not for the scratch on my left ear I would thrash you both!

I just realized something: I think it's possible to take advantage of the boilers as a "waterfall source" or "sauna". Although I advise against doing so with a real one.

Quote from: Cheddarius

EDIT: A dude died after staying awake for 50 hours.

He didn't have THE POWER OF SCIENCE.

Is anyone interested in a three-way

The march of our soldiers' feet will make the earth shake! When we raise our shields you will not be able to see the ground for a mile in any direction!The striking of our shields will be so loud that your glassware will crack and perhaps shatter! When we have finished with our latrine, your home will be a swamp of sewage! Your grass will grow so greenly that it will disturb your sensibilities when you gaze upon it the following summer!WE WILL BRING WAR TO YOU!!!!!!*choke, cough*

You retreat into solitude, eventually becoming nothing more than the old man young adventurers ask for advice, unable to die, and no longer able to live.

"It was a dark and stormy:HAMMERDWARF:PANTS_PANTS_PANTS:10000]

With that many socks, who needs pants?

Just tried it and played with myself.