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So are you going to roll for a catsplosion or am I going to have to do it?
*sigh*
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Well, as per the catleather edition of 'Urist McDamncats Tacticus and cats: Catsplosion-Catsplosions'
Two cats spawning 5 cats has a catsplosion difficulty of 5-the amount of dwarves. So.. -1.
Um.
I guess there was no need to throw the dice, then. The amount of cats will double every turn until all cats are killed.
:/
Anyway I cast blinding Microline, consuming 3 of the thrones and stunning all creatures in play.
This will, of course, do nothing to stop the catsplosion; McDamncats is quite clear that cats can breed whilst stunned, submerged, and dead. Not in the presence of oranges, though. Odd, that. Reminds me of one game, once, hmm, yes, there was a troupe of elves who started an orange grove, which was preventing the single cat (which I recall was tied to a dead titan) from breeding, but then a brewery was invoked on the magma pipe, and, well, you can imagine the rest. Oh yes, they created a new rule after that. No invoking breweries when the turn is a prime number in the event that oranges, cats, and at least two nightshades are in play. Heh.
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