Hi there, I'm Aqizzar. I don't believe we've met.
Hi there, I'm Truean. Now we have. That was fun. Nice to meet you.
I glad you were nice about that. I was actually being arrogant there and flaunting my stance on argumentative honesty. Thank you for taking it kindly, and I hope we have interesting conversations.
My boss only charges $185 an hour, which isn't bad for a 40 year veteran lawyer with his own law practice. This other jerk isn't half as old and objectiony as my boss and he's trying to charge $375 an hour!
This is kind of what I'm talking about. You're proud and impressed that he charges $185 an hour? I think $100 an hour might be reasonable. It's a professional job with professional pay. Like an auto mechanic, but with a little more training and a lot less broken knuckles.
-Charging 20 minutes for a 5 minute phone call.
-Charging 30 minutes to review a "notice of hearing" (a little slip of paper).
-Charging lawyer's rates for basic secretarial services
-Having vague billing descriptions like "cut and paste ORC 4715 and charging 675 for it.
-Charging interest when none is provided by statute or contract.
At least now my lawyer is starting to make sense. He demanded $1000 up front and $2500 as fast as I could pay it, then had the audacity to charge me $150 for a half hour of phone calls (if that much time) when some paperwork needed shuffling. For a case to get the fine reduced from $1500 to $500, and then backed down from that too. And he was the cheapest guy in town.
Lawyers should be banned. I see no point in them. They are there just to give the edge over the poor. Why can't both sides be defended by the government-issue defender guy?
Because the government doesn't want to pay lots of money for a good lawyer for everyone.
In a nutshell, yup. As long as law school costs a shitload of money, I'm not working for free. Would you? Especially given the years of my life I've spent studying really hard stuff....
Sadly, Affordable legal advice is technically feasible for a small fee with only a couple ethical representation problems.
Legal Representation Insurance Policy Math:
$35/month* 12 months * 6,000 = $2.52 million per year.
This is $35* 12 months = $420/ year per person
That's a model for 10 lawyers, 2 accountants (CPAs) 4 secretaries and a courier to provide legal representation insurance to 6000 ordinary risk families (immediate blood or legal relatives only, including domestic partnerships). That way you'd have a lawyer to prepare a will, represent you in case you or your kids (teenagers anyone?) got in any trouble, got hurt, etc, store all your financial documents and even do your taxes/defend you against the IRS if needed.
The problems: Ethical conflict of interest.
The policy covers the immediate family, so if husband and wife get divorced and both are covered by the policy, then I can't represent husband and wife. If one wins the other looses. It's like trying to be for plaintiff and defendant at the same time. Doesn't really work. The same thing applies with intrapolicyholders. Consider that you and your neighbor both have this same policy. I can't represent you both if one of you sues the other. These are the only major ethical problems I've run across with this idea.
This would allow 10 lawyers to make $100,000 a year with full benefits, the accountants to make about $50,000 a year with benefits, the 4 secretaries to make about $35,000 a year and the courier to make about the same as the secretary. The rest goes to expenses including rent, insurance, paper, ink (rather huge for a law firm) and emergency funds as well as legally required reserves.
But, while we're at it, let's be perfectly honest everyone thinks, but I'd never need that, and it's $35 a month! Everyone isn't right though, we've all got a chance of winding up in court and everyone has to die (wills) and pay taxes (accounting). Neither consumers, nor the government prefer this model, otherwise I'd strongly consider doing it.
Adjusted for inflation (I did this a couple years ago) prices might be more like $40/month, but hell, that's less than most people spend on the cable bill. Tell an attorney he's not worth a little over $1 a day and he'll promptly throw you out of his office.
Lawyers should be banned. I see no point in them. They are there just to give the edge over the poor. Why can't both sides be defended by the government-issue defender guy?
Your neighbor wants your car. His family is bigger than yours; they have more guns, less morals, and
your car....
Without lawyers, we degrade into "smash you over the head with a damn rock" style problem solving.
As for the poor not getting legal representation. I solved that problem above; it's just that no one wants to pay for it.