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[Squeegy]

Hey you! I commission you to use this system I made! C'mon, it's cool!

[ExKirby]

Hey you! I commission you to use this system I made! C'mon, it's cool!

...No.

[Squeegy]

Hey you! I commission you to use this system I made! C'mon, it's cool!

...No.

Fine then, I'll do it myself.

[mission0]

I'll head to the general store as well, then to the church.

[Phantom]

I refuse the copper and run EXTREMELY to the church.

[NUKE9.13]

I refuse the copper and run EXTREMELY to the church.

5 copper.

[Phantom]

No.

Besides, you do not own any copper. Get that guys leaf.

[NUKE9.13]

1 silver=10 copper.
Ok, right, final offer. 1 whole silver. For your useless, smelly old pants.

[ExKirby]

Yay, I'm the tallest!
I want to visit the Church of Meduca and ask whoever's there what Meduca does/likes

I refuse the copper and run EXTREMELY to the church.

"Welcome to the church of Meduca, the god of medicine. Praying to her will have a chance to increase your Hp! She likes water and the color red, and medicines. We also have a Healing Sword. What you do is stab the person you want to heal, and then throw the sword into the nearest body of water. As the blood washes off, so will the wounds. It'll then appear one turn's traveling away from you."

I offer Phantom three copper pieces for his trousers.

Seeing as he declined the offer, NO IMAGE FOR YOU.

I GO... to the general store to see what vile good deeds I can accomplish.

"Hi, I'm Bob Jr, the shopowner's son. Today, we have a Healing Elixer, worth 3 silver. It can heal 1d6 hp! The bike can double your traveling speed, and is worth 7 silver. This fancy +1 Knife is worth 1 Gold, and the world map above me is worth 3 copper."

I'll head to the general store as well, then to the church.

The Flying Fish of Anti-TwoPlacesInOne appears and attacks for (5) damage! (6) You dodge, but the fish is still there. He has 10hp.

STATUS

Criptfeind: Fine 20hp
Wearing-Some old rags
-Leaher Bag (10 silver, map)
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Faden: Fine 20hp
Wearing-A leaf
-Leaher Bag (10 silver, map)
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Phantom: Fine 20hp
Wearing-Some worn trousers
-Leaher Bag (10 silver, map)
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NUKE9.13: Fine 20hp
Wearing-Nothing, a random block protects his modesty
-Leaher Bag (10 silver, map)
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mission0: Fine 20hp
Wearing-A pair of Y-Fronts.
-Leaher Bag (10 silver, map)
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[ExKirby]

Seeing as NUKE's offer was declined, we can presume he's still in the castle.

[NUKE9.13]

NO
NO
DAMMIT PHANTOM GIVE ME YOUR PANTS
...
I ask the king if he has any pants I can buy.

[ExKirby]

For the sake of giving NUKE a proper turn, I'm gonna do this one now.

NO
NO
DAMMIT PHANTOM GIVE ME YOUR PANTS
...
I ask the king if he has any pants I can buy.

"...Get lost."

[Criptfeind]

Do the starting maps show anything other than the town?

[ExKirby]

They do show the other parts of Dwarfboi when you wind them.

[Faden]

I buy the healing sword