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Author Topic: Lets stop the madness.  (Read 1804 times)

Phantom

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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2010, 11:56:58 pm »
I'd rather have Steven Soderbergh or John Carpenter make game movies.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2010, 12:03:40 am »
We need a dwarf fortress movie. Although it might break most laws about movies if made.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2010, 12:54:56 am »
Coming this Fall: Dwarf Fortress II: The Movie!

Cinematic Genius Uwe Boll takes us to Modern Day Scotland, at a small unmanned fort. The Captain of the Fortress, Kirk, and his group of 20 soldiers of all races, creeds, and genders must face the predations of a race of small bearded mutant creatures erupting from the earth with a taste for human flesh. Will he be able to protect his fortress from these Dwarves!?
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2010, 01:00:31 am »
I signed it ages ago. It was at something like 340,000 then, so I think it's really lost its steam.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2010, 05:46:47 pm »
It would be awesome if someone good made a good video game based movie just to spite Boll.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2010, 05:56:29 pm »
It would be better if someone made an awesome movie based on a game because they wanted to, instead of just to spite some no-talent pillock.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2010, 07:37:09 pm »
Pillock is a good word.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2010, 08:15:51 pm »
Quote from: Akigagak on February 07, 2010, 05:56:29 pm
It would be better if someone made an awesome movie based on a game because they wanted to, instead of just to spite some no-talent pillock.
That as may be, but it's less likely to happen.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2010, 02:19:19 am »
This thing has had more then 20 signatures since i signed it.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2010, 02:56:48 am »
Wait, Dr. Uwe Boll? He's a Doctor? Of what?
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2010, 03:14:38 am »
He probably bought his doctorate off the internet.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2010, 03:20:36 am »
Quote from: Sensei on February 07, 2010, 01:00:31 am
I signed it ages ago. It was at something like 340,000 then, so I think it's really lost its steam.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this thing was started up a couple of years ago.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2010, 03:43:38 am »
I could never hate someone who beat up Lowtax
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2010, 12:56:38 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on February 08, 2010, 02:56:48 am
Wait, Dr. Uwe Boll? He's a Doctor? Of what?

Literature.  From the universities of Cologne and Siegen.
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Re: Lets stop the madness.
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2010, 01:13:46 pm »
I don't think he makes bad movies because he's a no-talent hack, I heard he purposefully makes them because of some german tax laws makes it so that if he makes low grossing films, he actually turns a profit... Somehow.
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