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Author Topic: What's worse than Carp?  (Read 4654 times)

Nagassh

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2010, 11:44:50 am »

A hammerer.
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Caesar

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2010, 02:41:56 pm »

An aquifer on a map without wood.
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Radivnal

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2010, 02:56:39 pm »

A hammerer.

QFT, first thing I ever do is dump the hammer and it's still not enough most times.

If we're talking about creatures though...I've gotta go with Skarp just on the basis that they're more prolific than Skeletal whales and Skragons...but still absolutely terrifying.
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Speaking of which, how is fire in the new version?
out of personal experience, where a dwarf was set alight by a magmaman, ran up 150 flights of stairs, and divebombed into the booze stockpile, I'd have to say fire is the same as always.

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2010, 05:51:48 pm »

Skarp are worst for the come in pages, while whales come in groups of about 4, but the dragon is one and should not be considered hard.
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2010, 10:04:21 pm »

If we're going to include modded creatures, skeletal crossbowwhales.

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2010, 10:07:39 pm »

A carp riding on a hippo.

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2010, 11:38:12 pm »

The Elihippunicarpquephant.
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2010, 05:26:47 am »

A hammerer.

QFT, first thing I ever do is dump the hammer and it's still not enough most times.

If we're talking about creatures though...I've gotta go with Skarp just on the basis that they're more prolific than Skeletal whales and Skragons...but still absolutely terrifying.
Why do you have a sheriff?
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Nagassh

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2010, 07:26:42 am »

A hammerer.

QFT, first thing I ever do is dump the hammer and it's still not enough most times.

If we're talking about creatures though...I've gotta go with Skarp just on the basis that they're more prolific than Skeletal whales and Skragons...but still absolutely terrifying.
Why do you have a sheriff?

If that's implying that a sheriff should nulify the fort destroying power of the hammerer, then mine certainly doesn't work that way. I have a sheriff and extensive fortress guard, I still get people sentenced to 8 hammer strikes from a crucible steel hammer for not making items that I simply cannot get the materials for.
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2010, 07:30:20 am »

Legendary, berserk raging, Adamantine armored and armed dwarf. . . skeletal-ized.
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2010, 07:03:22 pm »

A hammerer.

QFT, first thing I ever do is dump the hammer and it's still not enough most times.

If we're talking about creatures though...I've gotta go with Skarp just on the basis that they're more prolific than Skeletal whales and Skragons...but still absolutely terrifying.
Why do you have a sheriff?

If that's implying that a sheriff should nulify the fort destroying power of the hammerer, then mine certainly doesn't work that way. I have a sheriff and extensive fortress guard, I still get people sentenced to 8 hammer strikes from a crucible steel hammer for not making items that I simply cannot get the materials for.
The reverse. No sheriff means justice isn't tracked, near as I can tell.

Then again, I meet mandates, so take cum grano salis.
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Radivnal

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2010, 12:49:19 am »

Nice Latin there.

As for why I play with a sheriff, I feel that if you remove all the challenges from the game you might as well remove the game, since it is the challenge that constitutes the game. The only exception I have is the glitch that allows you to stack rocks infinitely in one square, because I'm hugely OCD and need cleared hallways, and the stone stockpiles are insane.

As for the actual topic of the thread: I'd just like to throw in a tribute to Nist Akath...

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Speaking of which, how is fire in the new version?
out of personal experience, where a dwarf was set alight by a magmaman, ran up 150 flights of stairs, and divebombed into the booze stockpile, I'd have to say fire is the same as always.

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2010, 01:55:10 am »

Carp attack power: 1-6, gore damage.
Naked Mole Dog: 1-8, gore damage.

Terrifying mountain.
Chasm and bottomless pit.
Embark.
Unpack wagon.
Dig stairs.
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2010, 02:01:59 am »

Carp attack power: 1-6, gore damage.
Naked Mole Dog: 1-8, gore damage.

Terrifying mountain.
Chasm and bottomless pit.
Embark.
Unpack wagon.
Dig stairs.
OHSHITHOLYMOTHEROFARMOK
Your fortress has crumbled to its end.

They're even more fun if you're playing as cats.

There's a reason they're naked.
(It's so they can rape you.)
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2010, 10:04:38 pm »

definitely the skeletal giant eagle..........the horror...

they are literally invinsible and will kill all dwarfs that go outide, if you see one on the map, just give up.....its not worth it.
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