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Author Topic: What's worse than Carp?  (Read 4722 times)

Hazzerd

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What's worse than Carp?
« on: February 05, 2010, 01:50:35 am »
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Zombie Carp... :(
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Blargityblarg

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2010, 02:36:40 am »
At least they aren't Skarp.
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 02:42:40 am »
skeletal whales D=
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 03:53:29 am »
SKELETON CARPS = BRIX SHAT
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Aspgren

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 06:02:00 am »
Unicorns.
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Quote from: Deus Machina on May 22, 2011, 06:14:35 am
The crossbow squad, 'The Bolts of Fleeing' wouldn't even show up.
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 07:13:54 am »
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2010, 07:32:57 am »
Definitely skeletal whales.
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ungulateman

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 07:40:18 am »
Skeletal orcs.

Hahahahahaha, so much for your puny drowning traps now!
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 07:45:44 am »
If we're going to include modded creatures, skeletal crossbowwhales.
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2010, 07:47:22 am »
Skeletal dragons. How a 1 and a half year fortress got one of those mean basterds at the door, I will never know...
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Aspgren

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2010, 07:54:16 am »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on February 05, 2010, 07:47:22 am
Skeletal dragons. How a 1 and a half year fortress got one of those mean basterds at the door, I will never know...

I've only met one of those. Wasn't so bad ... it was 4 and a half years into my fortress. It came simultaneously as an elven ambush and a goblin siege. It killed a fisherdwarf far outside and entered the fort by destroying a chert wall grate. It was slain by three legendary hammerdwarves but managed to cause some more damage. It set my carpenter's workshop on fire and destroyed numerous bins and barrels in the process. (frustrating since i was short on them and wood)

How did your encounter end?
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Quote from: Deus Machina on May 22, 2011, 06:14:35 am
The crossbow squad, 'The Bolts of Fleeing' wouldn't even show up.
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2010, 08:01:13 am »
A husk of a fortress, with corpses all around... Fun for a reclamation force! ;D
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

Aspgren

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2010, 08:30:38 am »
Did the dragon settle there and fight the reclaimers? or what happened?  ;D
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Quote from: Deus Machina on May 22, 2011, 06:14:35 am
The crossbow squad, 'The Bolts of Fleeing' wouldn't even show up.
I have an art blog now.

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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2010, 10:51:06 am »
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Re: What's worse than Carp?
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2010, 11:40:04 am »
The Eleunicarpmagma Demon.
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