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[Draco18s]

"How good does my bacon taste?"
"I'll tell you if you come over to my place and scramble my eggs."
"Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?"

I am ashamed I know this, as it was my sister and her roommates texting me.  Though I modified the first line to make more sense as a pickup line (technically they asked me).

I swear they weren't drunk.

[EuchreJack]

Sorry to disappoint, but LCS pickup lines are only two lines: The pickup line and the response.

But that has potential:
"How good does my bacon taste?"
"I'll tell you if you come over to my place."

"How do you like my eggs?"
"Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized."

And how do you know your sister and her roommates weren't drunk? 

[silhouette]

*runs into thread*...Bow chicka bow wow...*runs out*

[Draco18s]

Sorry to disappoint, but LCS pickup lines are only two lines: The pickup line and the response.

Point.  I did however include the third line for completeness, knowing that it could be turned into its own line.

And how do you know your sister and her roommates weren't drunk? 

I had my mother ask.  Turns out my sister was only tangentially involved and didn't pick up on the innuendo either.

[valcon]

Wow, what a conversation that must've been.

"Hey mom, can you ask my sister if she was loaded when we were talking about scrambling each others fertilized eggs?  Thanks."

[Draco18s]

Wow, what a conversation that must've been.

"Hey mom, can you ask my sister if she was loaded when we were talking about scrambling each others fertilized eggs?  Thanks."

Eh, not really.

"Hey mom, Sis and her roommates were texting me again, in one of their wacky moods.  I'm just wondering if this time it was alcohol induced."  And showed her the one text message (my mom's pretty cool about that stuff and it wasn't coming from my sister, but a roommate).

[EuchreJack]

Was the roommate hot? 

I'm guessing it's assumed that the alcohol question would be answered honestly. [EDIT: And I believe this assumption is a fair one to make.  I've never lied to my parents about my drinking.]

Anyways, thanks for the contribution.

[Draco18s]

Was the roommate hot? 

Never meet her, though she's at an all girl college, so does it matter?

I'm guessing it's assumed that the alcohol question would be answered honestly.

It is assumed as such, yes.

Anyways, thanks for the contribution.

You're welcome.  It was the worst pun my group of friends had ever heard, so I figured it had to be shared in a context where it could be appreciated for what it is.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

Never meet her, though she's at an all girl college, so does it matter?

If my college is any indication (95%+ male), that just means she's probably single.

[Draco18s]

Never meet her, though she's at an all girl college, so does it matter?

If my college is any indication (95%+ male), that just means she's probably single.

Or a lesbian (see: Bryn Mawr college in Philladelpha).