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Author Topic: What should I give to my friend that happens to be a girl for valentines day?  (Read 6478 times)

JoshuaFH

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Perrrrrrfect.

Normally I'd advise against listening to Armok, but let's see how this one turns out.
« Last Edit: February 04, 2010, 12:41:29 pm by JoshuaFH »
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Footkerchief

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A cactus will send the message that you think she's prickly and untouchable.

Nah just kidding, it's as good an idea as any.  Good luck.
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Armok

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 :o OH SHIT THAT WAS A JOKE I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GO FOR IT IT MEANS BAD THING IN FLOWER LANGUAGE!
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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JoshuaFH

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:o OH SHIT THAT WAS A JOKE I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GO FOR IT IT MEANS BAD THING IN FLOWER LANGUAGE!
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Cactus - I would think a cactus would imply "You are one prickly b#%ch," but no. It means "endurance."
http://hubpages.com/hub/The_Language_of_Flowers
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DJ

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Powertools don't have any romantic connotations, and who doesn't like getting a new belt sander or a chainsaw?
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Urist, President has immigrated to your fortress!
Urist, President mandates the Dwarven Bill of Rights.

Cue magma.
Ah, the Magma Carta...

Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Get some planks and cinder-blocks and make some shelves. Everyone needs shelves.
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...I keep searching for my family's raw files, for modding them.

Duke 2.0

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 Give her the gift of taking her with you to the shooting range. Nothing says best buddies like shooting some guns together.

 Edit: If she is into saving the environment, buy her carbon footprint.
« Last Edit: February 04, 2010, 02:03:48 pm by Duke 2.0 »
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
MIERDO MILLAS DE VIBORAS FURIOSAS PARA ESTRANGULARTE MUERTO

Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Buy her completely useless things from those mail-order pamphlets you get in the post.
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Vector

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Oh, man...

My expertise is needed!  Cactus symbolism time!

Warmth, and "thou leavest me.".  Also endurance (by Victorian flower symbolism, which is the European standard).

In Japan, it symbolizes lust.
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"The question of the usefulness of poetry arises only in periods of its decline, while in periods of its flowering, no one doubts its total uselessness." - Boris Pasternak

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eerr

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A Christmas Cactus is both nigh indestructible, and non-prickly.
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Buy her a CD by any good psychedelic rock band.
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The Architect

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I'm really surprised at the lack of ideas here. Just two practical ones?

A flowering cactus would be a cool gift. Even as a guy I'd be like "Wow, awesome! That's cool!"
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JoshuaFH

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Nobody even looks at the electric butterfly?!
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Jude

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If she's just "my friend that happens to be a girl" and not "my friend that's a girl that I'm 100% positive is into me" then just leave it alone because  that never turns out well otherwise

like I'm talking 100% sure like she drops major hints whenever you're hanging out and shit
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