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Dependent

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Mass Effect Syndrome.
« on: January 31, 2010, 02:15:59 pm »

I'm quite sure I'm suffering from a mental disorder after playing Mass Effect for my XBox 360. It wasn't so bad for a while, but now that Mass Effect 2 has been released, it's getting worse.
Symptoms: Overwhelming urges to play Mass Effect. Attempting to pause time in real life to create a tactical plan of attack. Seeing a dialogue wheel every time you talk to somebody, including "paragon, neutral, renegade, intimidate, and charm" choices. Attempting to 'decrypt' lockers and various other locked objects. 'Leveling Up' after particularly intense happenings, be it a fight, argument, close encounter with the law, et cetera.
See also: Mirror's Edge Syndrome.

Does anybody else suffer from uncontrollably imagining objects that you could free run along glowing in red? I do, sometimes. "Wow, that would make a great springboard. Then I could grab that ledge, pull myself up, get a run on, wallrun across that gap, and land over on that building perfectly unscathed!"

Or maybe I'm just really unhealthy.
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Re: Mass Effect Syndrome.
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2010, 02:21:15 pm »

I get this when I haven't slept for 24 hours or more. I'm not sure why it happens (perhaps the brain diverts as much of its dwindling resourses as it can spare into whatever it is that's been taking up your day?).
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2010, 02:47:52 pm »

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Re: Mass Effect Syndrome.
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2010, 02:54:22 pm »

After enough FPS games, I tended to circle-strafe alot; usually whenever I worked as well. Surprisingly, it improved my effectiveness at all my past jobs.

After a bit of Tetris, or watching my computer optimize, everything I see around me can be arranged to make the most of what space is available.

After enough similar adventure games or reading manga, I can see what people are saying, and log them down in my head, as well as display a series of possible responses (with odds of effect next to them). Similar can be said about being on the forums for too long.

And after enough DF, I can read emotions and all sorts of other parts of life like the DF interface. Similar can be said about Sims games.

I think the most useful "disorder" I got had to be from playing enough Gran Turismo. My driving skill (along with fuel efficiency), of course, following law, improved drastically. Adapting that game into skill is actually rather simple, provided you're familiar with your vehicle of choice. If you know how to draft without tailgating, and know how to properly overtake, you can really save up on those longer trips. It actually gave me an interesting racing idea which makes use of your resourcefulness (in regards to traffic) as well as good training of getting to places quickly while following the law. Speed limit racing. More challenging than it sounds, especially if you start at the same time against someone else you're racing to the destination with. Red and yellow lights can either be your best friend, or worst enemy. Back roads are rather helpful too.

Especially when going to classes, I usually set my stopwatch, and time myself to arriving at my destination. I got some really good times, and I really streamlined my driving skills and path to my destination. Didn't have to stop for gas half as often.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2010, 03:02:16 pm by Itnetlolor »
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2010, 03:34:26 pm »

I have this problem after finishing KOTOR. Mass Effect is going to murder me.
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2010, 03:45:02 pm »

Brawl...

If anybody messes up, I just think "use up-B!"

plus I started climbing over small walls.
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2010, 03:59:14 pm »

Brawl...

If anybody messes up, I just think "use up-B!"

plus I started climbing over small walls.

Amen, brother.
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2010, 04:00:37 pm »

Brawl...

If anybody messes up, I just think "use up-B!"

plus I started climbing over small walls.

If only I could pull off smash attacks in real life..
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2010, 04:21:09 pm »

I keep reaching for the Pause/Break button every few seconds after playing Europa Universalis and Victoria.
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2010, 06:32:37 pm »

'Leveling Up' after particularly intense happenings, be it a fight, argument, close encounter with the law, et cetera.

This is actually quite cool! I think I will start giving myself exp points for finished tasks.
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It is so much easier to measure life in experience points...

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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2010, 06:36:02 pm »

I get the tetris effect with many similar games, especially dwarf fortress. I also get it after swimming/running/lifting a lot.
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2010, 07:57:06 pm »

I used to get it with Planetside when I was younger.

Now, it's what ever game I play excessively, such as RA3.
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2010, 11:49:40 pm »

Listening to a Guitar Hero song after playing too much of it :P
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2010, 09:52:00 am »

I thought the Mass Effect syndrome was that the drab characters in a game would spout their life stories if you so much as nudge them...?
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2010, 11:25:00 am »

You gotta love when after playing Guitar Hero and Audiosurf enough, you can easily map out a song as you're listening to it, placing keynotes at specific points, and timing the Star Power.
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