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YES. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KILL THEM ALL!

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NO! HUGS FOR THE HUG FAIRY! CANDY FOR THE PEDO VAN!

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Total Members Voted: 13

[Acanthus117]

oh. okey, Shoot some moar!

[Jetsquirrel]

Blast his face off

[Cheddarius]

Jetsquirrel, you are out of boolits. You need to reload.

[Acanthus117]

Ha! ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES.

[Jetsquirrel]

RELOAD AND FIRE!!!!!!!! GLAAARGBH

[Acanthus117]

You can do both, but with ze penalty. I wonder what happens if you get a 1? do you explode or something?

[Jetsquirrel]

AVOID THOSE BULLETS!!!!! preferably hiding behind a guard or stone

[Cheddarius]

Wait, what do you want to do? Reload, fire, and dodge all at once? That's a -2 penalty to everything.
Or do you just want to reload and dodge with a -1 penalty?

[Jetsquirrel]

NOOO i just want to dodge...

[Cheddarius]

Shoot some moar!

i just want to dodge...

Acanthus prepares to loose another hailstorm of boolits.
4. He aims. 1+1=2. Jetsquirrel, whimpering in pain, takes the shot in the arm. (Jetsquirrel: 4 Wounds) Jetsquirrel is now bleeding badly, and finds it difficult to concentrate.
5. Acanthus fires! 2+1-1=2. Jetsquirrel is shot in the arm again. (Jetsquirrel: 5 Wounds)
4. Acanthus prepares to shoot. 3+1-1=3. Jetsquirrel's leg is shot. (Jetsquirrel: 6 Wounds)
2. Acanthus fires at Jetsquirrel, but his shot goes wide.
6. Acanthus aims carefully and blasts Jetsquirrel! 3+1-1=3. Blam! Jetsquirrel is caught in the arm. (Jetsquirrel: 7 Wounds)

Jetsquirrel, weeping, tries to crawl to a more favorable position.
6-1=5. He dodges behind a small crate! The crate will absorb 2 Wounds.

[Acanthus117]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

finish him off.

[Jetsquirrel]

doesnt he need to reload?
Reload and fire!
and yes i know there is a penalty!

[Cheddarius]

He has a 30-round clip, he'll need to reload in four turns. Check the starting post.

You normally reload every two turns. However, as the warden used the gun to off himself, there was only one bullet left. That is why you had to reload after only one bullet.

[Cheddarius]

Oops

[Cheddarius]

BWAHAHAHAHA!
finish him off.

Reload and fire!

Acanthus fires again!
1. He shoots himself in the foot! (Acanthus: 2 Wounds)
3. He misses.
1. Holy smokes he shoots himself again. (Acanthus: 3 Wounds)
1. What. (Acanthus: 4 Wounds) Acanthus is badly hurt, and finds it difficult to do things through the pain.
4-1=3. He misses yet again!

Jetsquirrel grabs the crate and runs for cover, reloading as he does so.
5-1=4. Jetsquirrel manages to reload his combat shotgun.
6-1=5. He jumps in a small ditch. It will protect him from 2 Wounds.

Wow, Jet made a real comeback there.