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YES. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KILL THEM ALL!

9 (69.2%)

NO! HUGS FOR THE HUG FAIRY! CANDY FOR THE PEDO VAN!

4 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 13

[dragnar]

Ignore everything but the first word. His intention is clearly to DO A BARRELROLL! Reasonable. A barrelroll is the correct response to everything.

[Jetsquirrel]

I want to fight back! and dodge it seems reasonable doesn't it? so il Dodge and shoot!

[Cheddarius]

You can't dodge and shoot at the same time as effectively as someone else can dodge. That's giving you an advantage over them.
However, maybe I can let you dodge and shoot, but both will have a -1 penalty. Does that sound fair to both parties?
Or, I can let you dodge and shoot without penalties, but then I will have to contact Acanthus and give him that option too.

What do you guys think?

[Acanthus117]

I like the penalty thing. If so, I vill stand mah ground!

[Cheddarius]

So: Jetsquirrel will dodge at a -1 penalty and shoot at a -1 penalty, and Acanthus will shoot? I will be back in 17 hours. Everyone good with this?

[Acanthus117]

I'm K.

[Jetsquirrel]

sure

[Keita]

nice to see my origanl idea carried on cheddarius.

[Cheddarius]

Thanks Metal.

For this battle I will be using an enhanced version of combat, where you can get bonuses and such.
A 1 on attack gives you 1 wound.
A 2-3 makes you miss.
A 4-6 is a hit; all hits are equal.
A 4-6 on dodge lets you dodge perfectly.
A 2-3 on dodge makes you fail the dodge, and you get 1 wound.
A 1 on dodge makes you epic fail, and you get 2 wounds.

Combat Shotgun does 150% damage.

10 wounds kills you.
4 wounds gives you a -1 penalty to everything.
8 wounds gives you a -2 penalty to everything.

Turn up later.

[Acanthus117]

I wait with baited breath. Will Marcus, the random newcomer, overcome the veteran escapee Bob? Tune in next time for the stunning conclusion!

[Jetsquirrel]

btw does my combt shotty have modifiers?

[dragnar]

btw does my combt shotty have modifiers?

Combat Shotgun does 150% damage.

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[Cheddarius]

FIIIIIIRE! SHOOT TILL I HAS NO BOOLITS LEFT

BARRELROLL and Make short bursts against marcus

(By the way, Jetsquirrel has +1 to dodge from his vest)

Acanthus readies his M16, preparing to fire.
1. Acanthus shoots at Jetsquirrel, but he somehow shoots himself in the foot! (Acanthus: 1 Wound)
6. Acanthus aims true and fires! 6+1=6. Jetsquirrel ducks.
6. Acanthus aims at Jetsquirrel again! 1+1=2. Acanthus shoots and grazes his leg. (Jetsquirrel: 1 Wound)
6 (WHAT). Acanthus aims once more. 1+1=2 (WHY ARE THESE ALL 6'S AND 1'S). Jetsquirrel, pained, is easily shot in the leg again. (Jetsquirrel: 2 Wounds)
2. Acanthus shoots, but his arm shivers and he misses.

Jetsquirrel feebly levels his shotgun at Acanthus.
6-1=5. Jetsquirrel prepares to fire. 6. Acanthus leaps out of the way, and Jetsquirrel fires badly, missing him.
2-1=1. Jetsquirrel attempts to barrel-roll to a more favorable position, but instead, he hits his head on the ground. (Jetsquirrel: 3 Wounds)

[Acanthus117]

how many wounds can one take?

[Cheddarius]

10, read the combat post.