Oh wait Jetsquirrel moved and Diakron already had. My bad.
Show him the pistol Mag. "Now you have something on me, a Felony possession. You can give me up or give me a chance." Try to convince him we are on the same side here.
1 (+1 bonus for the mag) = 2. He still refuses to take the offer. "Convincing, but why should I hire you?"
Meanwhile, a breakfast is tossed into your cell.
Hide the body!
1. You try to hide the body in a closet, but you fail completely and hit your head! You are
bleeding and
woozy.
Meanwhile, a breakfast is tossed into your cell.
try to bluff the guard. If it works, stash it all in my cell, well-hidden from sight. If it doesn't, shoot him and run.[/b]
4. You have no persuasion skill, but you try regardless. Holding an immense stash of dangerous, illicit chemicals the size of a small child, you attempt to bluff. "Uh, I'm carrying this to the warden..." He doesn't believe you and rushes you with the baton!
Your attack roll: 6! You draw your pistol and aim carefully. 1! He doesn't even attempt to zigzag or anything, and you blast him in the chest. He falls to the ground. He is
heavily wounded!
His attack roll: 5-1=4. He tries to get up, but collapses.
Your attack roll: 1. You try to shoot him, but drop your pistol instead! Ugh.
Bleeding roll: 3. His wounds stay about the same.
His attack roll: 1. He tries to get up, but only strains himself! He bleeds to death.
You loot his body for a pistol, a baton, 3 magazines, and $100, then flee the scene of the crime!
Meanwhile, a breakfast is tossed into your cell.
I'll use one of the tickets to get a job as a janitor, and try to find a guard's uniform somewhere(probably in the guard's rooms, which I'll use the key for if I have to).
AUTO-SUCCESS: You get a job as a janitor cleaning rooms. 6: You find a guard's uniform and start changing into it, but a guard walks up to you. "Hey! What are you doing?"
Meanwhile, a breakfast is tossed into your cell.
Go eat the breakfast and check around the prison for anything unusual
You eat your breakfast.
6. You see a man dealing drugs in his cell and arguing over some sort of employment. How strange.
You see a man trying to stuff a body in a closet! He fails miserably and injures himself. Hilarious!
You see a man armed with 40 pounds or so of volatile chemicals gun down a guard, rob his body, then run away. You flee the scene! What's going on?!
You see a man attempt to disguise himself as a guard, but get approached by a real guard. That's kind of unusual...
Holy smokes! You see a man stuffing bags and bags of cocaine into a hole in his cell! He sees you and grabs a shiv, approaching you menacingly. "I can't have anyone knowing about my stash! You die now!"