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YES. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KILL THEM ALL!

9 (69.2%)

NO! HUGS FOR THE HUG FAIRY! CANDY FOR THE PEDO VAN!

4 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 13

[dragnar]

Why hath you forsaken me RNG!!!

Go to sleep.

[Pillow_Killer]

Sleep

[Jetsquirrel]

Look around and where iam, find some stuff

[Haika]

right then, 1 ticket at a time is going to take forever... New tactic time. Lets see if my prison cred is any good.

intimidate several inmates into giving me all their tickets

[Cheddarius]

Might I ask why you're hoarding tickets?

[Diakron]

shove pistol Mag under my matress, then go explore the corridor keeping an eye out for stuff

[Haika]

Haika looks at the job board, wondering what her EDIT: his new ticket can be used for.
CURRENT JOBS:
5¶: Serve food
7¶: Cleaning
10¶: Mine for ore
15¶: Merc detail

¶ is the symbol for Prisonbux, the reward for being a good prisoner and the currency for small creature comforts such as television priveleges.

I'm assuming that each ticket is a single Prisonbux, or am I mistaken?

[Cheddarius]

No, you use the job tickets to earn the privilege of doing the jobs, which gets you Prisonbux.

[Haika]

ahh... oops?

change my action to:

sign on as a merc and try to smuggle a weapon back with me

[Cheddarius]

Go to sleep.

6. You are veeeery sleepy - in fact, a little too sleepy. You become groggy - you're not so sleepy that you get a -1 penalty, but you're still not so great at mental tasks.

Sleep

6. You are veeeery sleepy - in fact, a little too sleepy. You become groggy - you're not so sleepy that you get a -1 penalty, but you're still not so great at mental tasks. (You guys seriously both got 6's, I'm not auto-6ing you or anything. Pretty crazy, eh?)

Look around and where iam, find some stuff

6. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GENERATOR. You look around, and you find a small scrap of paper: "How to Fight". You've gained some fighting experience. However, a rat steals your biscuit.

sign on as a merc and try to smuggle a weapon back with me

5. You use a job ticket to sign up as a mercenary. You are driven to a courthouse facility; your job is to go with the prisoners to their destinations and make sure nothing goes wrong. You are issued a baton and a stun-gun. You escort the prisoners, and (2) a fight breaks out! The prisoners hobble at you and your fellow mercs, chained, and attack. You easily get the first blow, and (3) you whack a prisoner with your baton. He (3) misses you with his fist (he's chained, and doesn't have the Fighter bonus). You attack again, (4) dealing him a hefty crack over the head. Woozy, he (5) manages to punch you in the gut! You (1) miss him entirely and land on the floor. The other mercs call for backup and subdue the prisoners. A little beaten up, you are sent back home. You lie and say that you lost your stun-gun in the fray. (6) The guard believes you, but you are docked a job ticket and get no pay too. You hide the stun-gun in your cell.

shove pistol Mag under my matress, then go explore the corridor keeping an eye out for stuff

4. You hide the pistol magazine and explore the corridor. With your Dabbling Observertude, you are able to spot a small stash of marijuana. You could tell the proper authorities and maybe get a little something... or you could take it for yourself (and maybe trade it to other convicts).

[Jetsquirrel]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, catch that rat and make !!Rat Biscuits!!

[Cheddarius]

Oh, I almost forgot.

You can trade with other convicts or players, tell them information, etc. however you like.

[dragnar]

Look for cameras again, but this time leave them alone. Instead look for blind spots.

[Haika]

ok this time around I'm going to try cleaning detail. During said job, I'm looking for some keys to pickpocket from the guards without anyone noticing.

[Pillow_Killer]

Come up with a daring plan of escape!