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YES. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KILL THEM ALL!

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NO! HUGS FOR THE HUG FAIRY! CANDY FOR THE PEDO VAN!

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Total Members Voted: 13

[Cheddarius]

Pillow, you seriously gotta post an actual action or I'm killing you off.

[Pillow_Killer]

But You only updated it yesterday!
Return to the cell

[Cheddarius]

Yeah, but I was asking you to post since... almost a week ago, probably. And you hadn't posted for all that time.

[Cheddarius]

Sorry guys! I didn't realize everyone had posted their move!
Pillow Killer has a good point; skills make you better, but won't give you a bonus.

NEW POLL GUYS, DO IT

Let's try evesdropping on my fellow prisoners, try and get some juicy tidbits of information to tell the guards

5. Lek listens in on the inmates' conversations, and she manages to hear toughened ex-con Urist Sparkledances tell his friend where he's hidden a stash of cocaine.

I shall search the path from the dormitories to the armory for cameras and use my piece of metal to cut the wires. Only do so if there are no guards in sight.

1. Dragnar searches the path from the guards' dorms to the armory, and finds a camera hidden in a corner. Reaching up, he cuts the wires - BZZZZZZZT! It was a fake! A guard rushes in and tackles Dragnar to the ground, giving him a beating. The guard also confiscates his metal.

Now go to my cell and look for any gaurd rooms without guards and sneak inside to check whats inside and grab a gun or 2 if there are any, OH and dint forget the cell keys

1. Ohhhh man.
Bob the "Uncatchable" sneaks into the guard dorms and finds an unlocked dorm. Rifling through the guard's items, he finds nothing he can use - the weapons must be stored in the locker room and the armory. He turns to leave, only to be faced with a very angry guard. Trying to run out of the room, he is smashed in the face with a baton, and he is escorted back to his cell, losing his leaving-cell privileges (Apparently this prison is minimum security and they let the prisoners just swagger about everywhere).

But You only updated it yesterday!
Return to the cell

6. Lumin goes back to his cell and lies down for a quick nap, but he finds he can't get to sleep. Lying on his bunk, he hears some guards passing his cell. "Nah, he's sleeping." "All right. So remember, the code to the locker room is XXXX". Staggered by this stroke of luck and how bizarrely stupid the guards are, Lumin somehow falls out of bed and injures himself. The guards laugh at him, thinking he rolled out of bed in his sleep.




The P.A. turns on: "We are sorry to report that Harry Worthington was killed after assaulting a guard. To keep up morale, we are distributing Soylent Green Biscuits throughout the prison."
(10 biscuits distributed randomly. Man, why does Haika get all the luck?)

[Diakron]

I wish i could search better!

Search my cell for stuff!

[Cheddarius]

Updated - Diakron gets a slight advantage because he came in late.

[dragnar]

RAGE at the guard's sneaky trick and rip the fake off the wall. Once a guard shows up, calm down and be escorted back to my cell.

Bad time to get a 1...

[Cheddarius]

The camera is connected to the wall. You cannot merely rip it off.
Well, you can try, but with a -1 from dazed and an autofail anyway you're just going to get owned again.

[dragnar]

Then I guess I can just punch it really hard or something, as long as it breaks. I do have +1 to strength rolls, canceling the daze.

[Pillow_Killer]

Create a shiv!

[Haika]

rat out that inmate for some more tickets.

[Cheddarius]

Haika, I'm not sure if you noticed, but the cocaine has an acronym tag - hover over it, and you'll see that it gives you some bonuses. This is to give you the exciting choice of either ratting him out or taking it for yourself - or maybe something else, like blackmailing him?
You probably saw it, but I'm just making sure you know your choices.

Create a shiv!

With what? You are trapped in your dank concrete cell with nothing but a steel bed and a toilet. And no, you can't just smash up the bed with your BEAR HANDS.

[Jetsquirrel]

>wake up

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Pick the lock.

[Cheddarius]

Search my cell for stuff!

6. You search your cell for stuff. In fact, you search so hard that you aren't paying attention to things. Someone shouts, startling you, and you knock your head on the underside of your bed. On the bright side, you gain decent experience and find a pistol magazine.

RAGE at the guard's sneaky trick and rip the fake off the wall.

1+1-1=1. You leave your cell again and struggle with the camera, but you cannot rip it off. A guard runs in again and beats some sense into you. "That isn't even a real camera, you imbecile!" You are dazed again and lose cell privileges.

Create a shiv!

3. You fail to find anything in your cell that you could use to make a shiv.

rat out that inmate for some more tickets.

4. You snitch to the guards, and they apprehend the inmate and thank you. They give you a job ticket.

>wake up

3. You lose your "dazed" status.

Pick the lock.

2. I'm not sure what lock you're talking about (the prison door lock? You're allowed to go wherever you like, unless you do something bad and lose cell privileges), but you fail.