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[Creaca]

1. Get alls the moneys
2. Spends alls the moneys
3. See step 1.

[ein]

Get a spaceship.
Visit another planet.
Blow up a useless planet.
Drop another useless planet into a sun.
Witness a supernova.
Cause a supernova.
Blow up a large building/complex.
Build an incredibly realistic android with an incredibly realistic AI.
Build a particle cannon.
Build a gauss rifle.
If necessary, freeze myself until the technology required for all of this exists.
When I'm dead, have my coffin dropped into a black hole.

[sonerohi]

1. Be the architect of my own house.
2. Get all the necessary degrees to run a homeschool through the highschool level.
3. Get a computer programming masters and some graphic design experience.
4. Make my project that I talked about in Creative Projects.
5. Sell it to NASA and/or the Army for metric ass tons of money.
6. Adopt two sons.
7. Tutor them in everything.
8. Buy a lot of land in a third world continent.
9. Make my own nation, govern like a boss.
10. Die in my sleep while sleep fighting political assassins.
11. Resurrect from the dead, hungering for revenge.
12. ...
13. ...
14. You don't want to know.

[cowofdoom78963]

1. Dont
2. 100% efficient

[Heron TSG]

Short of that, we're looking into burial at sea, preferably Viking style.

Remember to set the boat alight and cheer merrily!

[Itnetlolor]

I obsessively chew my nails, so I can't start an orange without a knife. Whenever I try, I just end up crushing the orange.

Who needs a knife? I use my top row of teeth to carve out a grab point, and peel from there.

I also have the nasty habit of nail-biting to the point I sometimes bite too low, or chew the skin around the nails.

On the upside, my fingertips have one hell of a callous, and can take one heck of a beating before a scratch can be made on them. I think the skin of my fingertips are actually harder than my nails, seeing as I can trim my nails with them (especially toenails).

Go on one of those cool weightless plane rides. You know the ones.

I believe you mean "Vomit Comet"?


My list?

What list? I'm just going to wing-it and see what happens. Remember, I have the worst luck in the case of plans. They seem to always end with FUN.

[JoshuaFH]

No, not a vomit comet. You know, there are these plane rides that carry you way high up, then sky dive in order to simulate weightlessness. I want to go on one of those.

[Leafsnail]

No, not a vomit comet. You know, there are these plane rides that carry you way high up, then sky dive in order to simulate weightlessness. I want to go on one of those.

Yeah, those are nicknamed vomit comet from the usual reaction to going on one.

[JoshuaFH]

Man, all these years I thought it was a rollercoaster or something.

[Rilder]

1: Learn a programming language
2: Get a good job
3: Start a family
4: Give my GF happiness for as long as I'm with her. 
5: Protect those in my life who I think are more important me.
6: Not die.

[Jackrabbit]

1. Learn to recite Lucky's Monologue perfectly.
2. Find other things to make my goal.

[Il Palazzo]

1. Understand the internet.
2. Learn to program.
3. Build my own computer.

Because all I do is sit by the computer.

http://academicearth.org/courses/understanding-computers-and-the-internet
It covers at least two of those points, and if you count HTML as a programming language, all three.
And when you're more comfortable with the subject:
http://academicearth.org/subjects/computer-science

See, now you can sit by the computer, drink beer, and learn at the same time!
(Il Palazzo - helping people fulfill their dreams since January 2010)

[Itnetlolor]

I guess I can state one.

1- Achieve immortality

How would I do it? Well, to quote Woody Allen:

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Simple.

[Vector]

1. Become a mathematician
2. Become an independent adult
3. Fold 1,000 paper cranes
4. Write a novel
5. Achieve fluency in French, Japanese, German, and Russian (I need French, German, and Russian for my prospective job, and Japanese is just awesome)
6. Own two cats (simultaneously)
7. Travel the world
8. Learn how to make really good bread
9. Learn how to make really good curry (Indian, Thai, etc.)