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[JoshuaFH]

^Title^:

• Actually be responsible for something of artistic value
• Learn French and Spanish (just because they're I think it'd be cool)
• Learn to peel an orange with my bare hands
• Learn Origami
• Travel all over America/Canada
• Go on one of those cool weightless plane rides. You know the ones.
• Learn a martial art
• Go to Europe and see what the hubbub is about.
• Become atleast moderately wealthy
• Learn how to wink with LEFT eye (I can only wink with my right eye, for whatever reason)
• Get one of those awesome walk-in wardrobes, and have lots of cool business suits.
• Build something cool, like a car or an addition to my home.
• Get a flippin' sweet tattoo, that has special meaning and stuff
• Learn how to snow board/ski
• And because every list needs something ridiculous: Kick a terrorist in the balls.

Not listed in any meaningful order.

I just thought I'd actually take the time to list these things, for reference, I suppose.

[DJ]

• Learn to peel an orange with my bare hands

How can you not know how to do this

[JoshuaFH]

I obsessively chew my nails, so I can't start an orange without a knife. Whenever I try, I just end up crushing the orange.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

My list:
1. Travel World
2. Get a uni degree
3. Overcome fear of heights
4. Skydive.
5. Learn another language.
6. Get tattoo. As with josh, not just any TUFF GUY tattoo.
7. learn how to snow board.
8. Visit relatives in Canada/Ireland/England.

• Learn to peel an orange with my bare hands

How can you not know how to do this

Sometimes I eat oranges as you would an apple.

Taking bites into the skin. NOMNOMNOMNOM

I obsessively chew my nails, so I can't start an orange without a knife. Whenever I try, I just end up crushing the orange.

I chew my nails too and I can peel an orange.

[Jreengus]

My list is short:

1. Find cure for death/crippling old age.
2. Learn to ski/snowboard Done, I've even boarded down the longest black run in Europe, I only added this to fit in with everyone else. 

[Cthulhu]

Alienate everyone I know with snide remarks.
Find someone who is also alienating all their friends that way
Befriend them
Kill them
Grow a beard
Shave it
Figure out how to make my hair not get so stringy if it gets wet
Ruin Jreengus' quest to cure age
Get shot in the head

All of these but the last can be taken in any order

[Wiles]

1. Learn to tap-dance
2. Bring peace to the middle east with my amazing tap dancing skills
4. ????
5. Profit

[SHAD0Wdump]

1. Stop myself from trying to stop Cthulhu from trying to ruin Jreengus's attempts to cure death/crippling old age.
2. Cross off #1 because I know I'll never actually do it and crossing it off will make me feel better.
3. Fail to cross off anything on this list because I'm too lazy, including #3.

[Muz]

1. Get married.
2. Have kids.
3. Be an influential figure in at least one state or business.
4. Create some work of art that people would talk about forever.
5. Run the kids through some strange test of will to decide who should inherit my empire.

[smigenboger]

To peel an orange by yourself, make it an effort to save one nail for two weeks. It will also be a test of willpower to stop with the nail-chewing. (gum and getting out of middle school helped me stop)

Skydiving in the spring! I may post pics when it happens!

[Labs]

1.Write a book that makes money. (just a little)
 
2.Ride a space elevator. (If they are ever built!)
 
3.Learn German/Russian/Swedish.
 
4.Go to Germany/Russia/Sweden.
 
5.Dive a historical wreck.
 
6.Achive master status in falconry.

[Aqizzar]

As long as you're thinking about what you want to do before you die, I think it's important to plan the death as well.  For instance, my father has started putting together his own bucket list (not that he'd ever be so lame as to call it that), but most important to him is going out with dignity.  He's writing it into his will that if I have the means, he wants me to strap his body to a motorcycle and try (and spectacularly fail) to break Evel Knievel's record by jumping the Snake River Canyon.  Short of that, we're looking into burial at sea, preferably Viking style.

[andrea]

It will also be a test of willpower to stop with the nail-chewing.

why would you want to stop? if you don't chew nails then you have to waste time cutting them!

[Neonivek]

It will also be a test of willpower to stop with the nail-chewing.

why would you want to stop? if you don't chew nails then you have to waste time cutting them!

When nails get long enough you can just strip them off with other nails for lack of a better word.

[Jack_Bread]

1. Understand the internet.
2. Learn to program.
3. Build my own computer.

Because all I do is sit by the computer.