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[Kadzar]

"It tastes like vomit. And shame. Somehow."

[Archangel]

"Still, can I try it?"

[Kadzar]

"Knock yourself out."

[Phantom]

Phantom gets up, procures some Vodka and Apple Cider, stirs it a bit, and then strains it into a cocktail glass. The outcome is this. While Kadzars looks like a bunch of oil mixed with nuclear waste.

[Archangel]

Dan takes a sip of the drink Kadzar made then rubs his chin thoughtfully. "Needs some spices and a bit of salt. Oh, and some honey... no, mead. And some heat. Anyone got any of those things?"

He starts looking through the bar for some mead.

[Kadzar]

(My character doesn't know what an appletini is because he comes from another world.)
Kadzar takes a sip of the appletini.
"Meh. I'm not really familiar with the drinks of this culture. In my village, we have a drink which is made by crushing a flesh eating, ah, maggot, I guess you'd call it, into a paste and fermenting it. Do you know of any drink that's like that?"

(EDIT: Removed the urine.)

[Phantom]

"My black vomit?"
Phantom pints over to the black vomit thats on the floor.

[Kadzar]

"Does it taste like the vomit I coughed up when Manta was trying to sacrifice me, or does it have a slight meaty taste with a sharp afterbite?"

[Phantom]

"Why ask me? Just try it- OH JESUS"
Phantom vomits some more, except it looks like he vomited blood and a tapeworm.
"That isn't right."

[Archangel]

"Bloodgut, which, as you might expect is made by fermenting some blood, usually your own, in a stomach, usually a sheep or cow's. Has a surprisingly good aftertaste apparently."

[Narks]

A man called X runs in and lights the bar on fire.

He then runs out.

[thezeus18]

"KOKOKOKO RAMA RAMA DIDDURATIDANOLABAM KREE KREE SALAMI"

/runs in, pours gasoline on the fire

"FLAMES! FLAAAAAAAMES!"

/runs out

[Phantom]

"IT IS MY GODDAMN VACATION MOTHERFUCKERS!"

THe NOD soldier kills X and the man as the run out, while Phantom is busy using rainwater on the fire.

[Narks]

A black dragon comes along and breathes fire on all the various explosively volatile alcohol.

He then eats the NOD soldier.

[thezeus18]

The crazy bearded man jumps into the dragon's mouth while it is swallowing, and stabs the NOD soldier to death inside the dragon's stomach.