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[Jackrabbit]

First off, watch this.

Lucky's Speech.

Tack showed me that and it is one of the most beautiful things I have ever heard. I couldn't turn my head away. This must be mine.

Here is my goal. I will, within my natural life span but within the year if at all possible, learn the monologue so thoroughly that I will be able to recite it at will, because something this perfect must be mine. This is my promise to you, this is one of the many life goals I expect to achieve before I die. Tack expects to be present at my funeral should I eventually death of exhaustion just to say 'I told you so'.

were doing this man

were making this happen

[Tack]

Good luck, dude.


EDIT: Oh, and I never mentioned "eventual".

[Gunner-Chan]

Don't worry, if you die of Exhaustion ill be there to publicly humiliate tack by first dressing him like Reimu and then beating him up.

[ToonyMan]

I haven't heard are cool speech in a while, sweet.

[Outcast Orange]

That destroyed my mush and turned it into brain.

[Soadreqm]

man how HIGH do you even have to be to DO something like that

That thread name works on so many levels. I wish you good luck on your endeavor.

[Tack]

Learning what the fuck Reimu is.

Something I Must Do.

[Jackrabbit]

Okay, I've got the monologue written down and on my iPod as well. Here we go.

[Soadreqm]

Reimu is a character from the crazy Japanese indie game series Touhou, which is about little girls shooting each other with bright glowing bullets. The games are quite entertaining if you like blinking lights and dieing a lot. Alas, they are nearly impossible to obtain legally outside Japan, and not really easy to find in Japan either.

[Tack]

So she's going to dress me up as a little girl with a laser cannon, and then beat me.

After giving me a Laser Cannon.



.... Vital flaw in the thinking here.

[Armok]

Dressup implies the laser is a prop.

[Errol]

Don't worry, the ribbons will be humiliation enough. As well as having your armpits exposed to public. (Excuse me...)

[Tack]

... I come from a land down under.