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[Tack]

Mate, I don't know how much you think you know about us, but. 'getting out' is on a far lower priority than 'sacking the government', which is just above 'viva la fuckingiveusourfarkenrightsbackyou'secunts'.

[Jreengus]

First line was a joke. The second one wasn't.

[Jude]

Is this for real? It seems made up.

[Cthulhu]

This just in, Australian women can no longer shave.

[DJ]

"Female ejaculation is abhorent in nature"

Yeah, how dare those women have orgasms? They should all be beaten with a stick no thicker than a man's thumb for such gross violation of the proper lady code of conduct.

[Cthulhu]

They can still have orgasms, just no waterworks.

[smigenboger]

If this law was taken literally, you'd have silly quirks like women with A cups would still be considered children, thus not able to vote, handle their finances, purchase alcohol......in contrast, busty children would be able to do such things.

Also, in case of this silly rule taken out of context, would it be illegal to shout 'who's your daddy!' in a porn?

[Jreengus]

Well obviously that means the guy considers the woman to be a preteen relative of his and thus he is a raging pedophile and should be given the death sentence.

Also does this mean no more schoolgirl based porn plots? They clearly imply a young girl stronger than the actress simply having small breasts.

[piecewise]

If this law was taken literally, you'd have silly quirks like women with A cups would still be considered children, thus not able to vote, handle their finances, purchase alcohol......in contrast, busty children would be able to do such things.

Also, in case of this silly rule taken out of context, would it be illegal to shout 'who's your daddy!' in a porn?

The whole problem here is that the law is so freaking loose. It's illegal if it is or appears to be and because of that they can pretty much get away with anything to a point. I hope everyone down under enjoys porn of 50 year olds.

[Agdune]

Correction - I hope everyone down under enjoys soft porn and nothing else, because that's all we'd have, were it not for the internet that'll probably end up having that godawful mandatory filter applied soon anyway.

Wow, putting it like that, we're almost as bad as Malaysia!

[Cheeetar]

First line was a joke. The second one wasn't.

If the government was able to suddenly remove our votes, I'm pretty sure it would do so at the first opportunity. Assuming that what you just said wasn't also a joke.

[Jackrabbit]

The filter does not seem to be in effect here, for me. I can look at pretty much anything.

[Jude]

Yeah like I said I'll believe this when I see it on a real news source


Just like that copyright treaty of Big Brother from hell

[Emperor_Jonathan]

The filter does not seem to be in effect here, for me. I can look at pretty much anything.

Rudd hasn't implemented it yet, only planned for it.

[Jackrabbit]

Oh good. The fucker.

I wonder if this website will be banned for Aussies if we openly oppose his choice? The Thai goverment does that.