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[Helgoland]

Huh, weird. I must've got that first impression because I mostly hang out around people my age, who are overall taller than their predecessors.
Now that I think of it, majority of the people I know who are more than 10 years older than me are also shorter than me. My parents, my professors, my boss.

Malnutrition, man. At least for the older generations. It's the same around here.

[GiglameshDespair]

Huh, weird. I must've got that first impression because I mostly hang out around people my age, who are overall taller than their predecessors.
Now that I think of it, majority of the people I know who are more than 10 years older than me are also shorter than me. My parents, my professors, my boss.

Malnutrition, man. At least for the older generations. It's the same around here.

North Korean men are around 3 - 8cm (1.2 - 3.1in) shorter than their South Korean counterparts on average.
Simply malnutrition.

[IronTomato]

All you giants can get the hell off my lawn.

Aren't adult males about 6 ft (~183 cm) tall just the average?

Average height of American male is 5'10, or so google tells me.

That's exactly my height. I guess I'm not special.

[Yoink]

I'm 175cm, which I believe is the same thing... I still feel short, though.

[Helgoland]

That's because you are. #twometersandproud

[BlackHeartKabal]

I was walking in the woods by myself in the middle of the night, and once I got back I decided to take some pictures.

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... I need to shave.

Have you considered a career in pro basketball?

[IcyTea31]

#twometersandproud

I have a dirty mind.

[Yoink]

And a loose butthole, from the sound of things...

[Comrade P.]

That's because you are. #twometersandproud

Aryan genes are strong with this one.

[Helgoland]

Big, blonde, and blue- green-eyed.

Now if only I had some muscles and was not currently listening to this, I'd actually be pretty Herrenrasse, yeah.

[MaximumZero]

We've already established that I'm a dwarven bulldozer, but I weigh considerably less than I used to, so there's that.

[Shook]

So essentially a mandozer. Hell, even if i were 3 meters tall, i wouldn't piss off our resident punch king. :v (even less so when i am merely 190cm and skinny enough that half my skeleton would be showing if i somehow lost my skin)

in other words this is my dominant arm held in a somewhat unusual manner

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Now it might not look so bad at first, but compare the thickness of the pen(cil) and you kind of get the idea. Also note, left arm is thinner due to a long period of inactivity. :v

also shown: literally the knightliest pencil sharpener ever

[Orange Wizard]

I'm ~180 cm (5'11 IIRC) and slightly overweight. My parents give me shit about my beer belly, even though I don't drink beer.

...

Also note, left arm is thinner due to a long period of inactivity. :v

aheh

[Yoink]

The obvious solution would be to start drinking beer, so that your beer belly is justified.
...Drinking beer is a good solution to most issues, honestly. What beers are popular over there, anyway?

[MaximumZero]

So essentially a mandozer.

A teeny tiny manletdozer. I'm ~153cm tall and ~91kg.