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[IcyTea31]

According to that AI, I don't have a face.


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[Tiruin]

There's a website to give you definitive "attractiveness" rating using artificial intelligence, now. [...]

But no linkie? :< I'm very bad in internets, so I have no idea how to search for this!

Also since nobody seems to have received my postcards [and all my recipients are in this thread and I'm shy of posting in the Postcard thread], I'll be sending them a PM instead! ;_;

[IcyTea31]

But no linkie? :< I'm very bad in internets, so I have no idea how to search for this!

https://howhot.io/

Was pretty easy to find by putting the keyword "blinq" into Google.

[Helgoland]

Also since nobody seems to have received my postcards [and all my recipients are in this thread and I'm shy of posting in the Postcard thread], I'll be sending them a PM instead! ;_;

Do post there, I'd love it if it were revived!

By the way, the postcard I tried to send you came back - apparently you forgot to include a house number and street name. If you want, send me an updated address and I'll try again



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Spoiler: I have ze best photo (click to show/hide)

Sitting in a university library, reading the leading German tabloid. It's a miracle I didn't get lynched.

[NJW2000]

Apparently, I'm too young for the site... they worked that out from the photo.

Well, it's true, but I'm just here to waste your bandwidth and processing for a moment of novelty, dammit!

[Arx]

You look uncannily like my brother-in-law there, Helgo.

[Shook]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

apparently there is a face in my stubble

[Helgoland]

You look uncannily like my brother-in-law there, Helgo.

Share a photo and we'll compare - though to the best of my knowledge I'm not married, and neither are my sisters.

[Avis-Mergulus]

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Spoiler: I have ze best photo (click to show/hide)

Sitting in a university library, reading the leading German tabloid. It's a miracle I didn't get lynched.

Whoa, they translate Komsomolskaya Pravda into German?!

...oh wait, that's another absolutely identical newspaper with an absolutely identical horrifying layout and eye-watering color scheme.

I really like that picture, though. If I was in the 22nd century making something with an early 21st style, you and the newspaper would be recurring characters.

[Comrade P.]

Spoiler: 'kay (click to show/hide)

Three years older than the true age though.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Spoiler: 'kay (click to show/hide)

Three years older than the true age though.

Goddamit, P., you're morphing into Young Hipster Putin.

This gives me ideas.

Spoiler: A rating less than Godlike for Glorious Leader? What is this heresy? (click to show/hide)

[Comrade P.]

They cut him ten years though.

[NJW2000]

Well... I guess we'd all better go into hiding for a few years thanks to Avis.

See you guys in the Russian Federal Security Service basement. Just gonna be us and the rats.

[scrdest]

Spoiler: 'kay (click to show/hide)

Three years older than the true age though.

I put mine in for a laugh earlier (got an OK), but it's an ancient photo (from the forgotten legendary year of 2013!) where I look completely unlike myself. Also, overestimated my age.

Just gonna be us and the rats.

Not once we get hungry, there won't.

[Helgoland]

If I was in the 22nd century making something with an early 21st style, you and the newspaper would be recurring characters.

That's the nicest way I've ever been called a hipster - and I'm not even wearing my cap!