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[Helgoland]

DINGDINGDINGDING

-photosnip-

Man, you guys look awesome. Like you have your own show or something - either cabaret or a Russian version of House of Cards. In either case I wonder what Bumblebee's character would be like... The other two of you align fairly well with known tropes, but she's got a delightful mixture of ditzy and slightly insane going on there.

[Worldmaster27]

why must u all be such cute ppl, u are all fabulous x.x

Now I really feel like I should post a better picture of me. Like I could ever compensate the effect of Comrade's one.

Spoiler: It's hard. Even more so there are about 10 good photos of me in the whole world. (click to show/hide)

you have cat(s)?????????????????? cats are important and i love cats

[Avis-Mergulus]

DINGDINGDINGDING

-photosnip-

Man, you guys look awesome. Like you have your own show or something - either cabaret or a Russian version of House of Cards. In either case I wonder what Bumblebee's character would be like... The other two of you align fairly well with known tropes, but she's got a delightful mixture of ditzy and slightly insane going on there.

Just out of curiosity, what would the tropes be?

[hops]

short hair

fuck yes i'm finally the cutest feminine boy on bay12
though if we're not going by femininess then i still lose because i still basically look like a steaming pile of dung

[Comrade P.]

You want to look like a dung pile, you feel like a dung pile, you're going to be it. No way around it.
Alternatively, you can change into "bitch I'm fabulous" mode and never care about your physical appearance until a person you're fond of says you're cute. Then you'll have the right thing to say in your mind already.

[hops]

You want to look like a dung pile, you feel like a dung pile, you're going to be it. No way around it.
Alternatively, you can change into "bitch I'm fabulous" mode and never care about your physical appearance until a person you're fond of says you're cute. Then you'll have the right thing to say in your mind already.

It would be nice if that actually worked, then I would be able to become attractive througb sheer force of will, but that's unfortunately not how it works.

[Comrade P.]

This isn't really about being attractive. Just don't treat yourself like garbage.

[Bumblebee]

In either case I wonder what Bumblebee's character would be like... The other two of you align fairly well with known tropes, but she's got a delightful mixture of ditzy and slightly insane going on there.

I
Most likely a clown. Rushes in, does weird things, steals all of your food while you're distracted (that's important), walks out with the tray on her head (I do carry things this way).

Spoiler: Remember compere from the film? (click to show/hide)

 

I will be the same, but also stealing your delicios food.
Thanks for the idea, once I will make those two run a cabaret show with me. Force them, if I have to. Yes.  And for the... I will consider it as compliment, m. Ditzy was also a new word to me.

you have cat(s) cats are important and i love cats

No  Comrade has a cat, Avis has a cat, all my friends have cats, and I don't. But

Jeez do I want a dog. Probably will if I ever move out of my parents' place.

A someyed ^_^ And a cat, and an owl, and probably a man. Once I move out. My mom's allergic even to fish food.

[Helgoland]

Just out of curiosity, what would the tropes be?

Disclaimer: This will probably sound horribly racist.

It's hard to put a finger on it, really... You look like the kind of Bond antagonist that is portrayed as a real danger to the protagonist, ie one who is not a redshirt, but one who can see eye to eye with him. Think The Dragon, or something like that. Comrade on the other hand looks either like a (maybe somewhat corrupt) weapons dealer or someone like that, someone who starts out as neutral (or even hostile) but either comes around on his own or is, ehm, convinced to help during the middle third of the movie. Either way he'll either survive the movie or die - maybe even heroically so - serving the protagonist's cause.

TL;DR: You guys look like villains/neutral who the viewer is meant to ultimately sympathize with.

And for the... I will consider it as compliment, m. Ditzy was also a new word to me.

Yeah, it was meant like that. I'm not good with compliments.

And I swear I'll fly out to Moscow if that cabaret trio takes off

[Rolan7]

It's probably the snappy dress.  I don't know about Helgolandland, but here we tend to see such fashion and think "Charismatic villains".  Clearly nobody would dress well unless they were hiding something!!

I read it slightly differently though
Avis:  The rogue who will join the heroes for fun
Comrade:  The final boss who expects the heroes to die
Bumblebee:  Busy eating

[Bumblebee]

TL;DR: You guys look like villains/neutral who the viewer is meant to ultimately sympathize with.

Sandwiches. Make you look serios. Make people sympathize you. I knew sandwiches were not that simple.

And I swear I'll fly out to Moscow if that cabaret trio takes off

See this? He's provoking us! Can not step back now! Ululululu.

[Comrade P.]

And I swear I'll fly out to Moscow if that cabaret trio takes off

See this? He's provoking us! Can not step back now! Ululululu.

Not happenin'. Deal with it.

[Helgoland]

Resistance is futile. She'll get you eventually.

[Bumblebee]

It's probably the snappy dress. 

It was our graduation ceremony. Thank I'm not wearing a pinkish dress.

Bumblebee:  Busy eating

Hello, my new sigtext. Welcome. Have fun. Describe my life well.

[Bumblebee]

And I swear I'll fly out to Moscow if that cabaret trio takes off

See this? He's provoking us! Can not step back now! Ululululu.

Not happenin'. Deal with it.

I'll listen to what you say when I meet you IRL.