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[Sheb]

We should stop this, right?


Probably.

Spoiler: We're on it! (click to show/hide)

[Helgoland]

Dammit, walked right into that one.

[Avis-Mergulus]

C'mon, post it already. I dunno which photo you're talking about, so I'm already curious. You shouldn't have anything too incriminating on me, anyway...

E: unless it's one of those butt-ugly prom photos. Just... no.

[Bumblebee]

postitpostitpostit

You see, while you're in Germany, you can't actually cast your frustration upon me if I don't post it. These two, on the other hand...

When was the last time I cast my frustration on you? Last summer? When you spilled the mors we were boiling for two hours? On which we spend all of our firewood and sugar? THAT was a worthy reason. Don't you touch my food.
As for the photo, I don't care.

[Bumblebee]

You see, while you're in Germany, you can't actually cast your frustration upon me if I don't post it.

Spoiler: You think? (click to show/hide)

We should stop this, right?

You see, Helgo, it's about -20C here right now. You're making the same mistake/

[Comrade P.]

E: unless it's one of those butt-ugly prom photos. Just... no.

DINGDINGDINGDING

Spoiler: ToO lAtE (click to show/hide)

[Bumblebee]

Omg. Thanks mg I've told everybody in advance I was a panda. A panda with an unhealthy attraction to food, from mors and sandwiches to don't know what.

[Arx]

Sooo... Avis took that sandwich off a cooling corpse, Comrade P. gave him the order to kill the person he took the sandwich off, and Bumblebee's the controlled but deadly assassin?

Also, the guy in the background between P. and Bumblebee looks like he might be about to kill someone as well.

You guys all look pretty good, though. Better than I did at my prom-equivalent, anyway, or at least your photographer was better.

[Comrade P.]

Sooo... Avis took that sandwich off a cooling corpse, Comrade P. gave him the order to kill the person he took the sandwich off, and Bumblebee's the controlled but deadly assassin?
Also, the guy in the background between P. and Bumblebee looks like he might be about to kill someone as well.

I find the statement that all Russians look like they're about to kill someone the same sort of racist as the statement that all the Asians look the same  . That's just our faces, man, we can't help it.
Toooootally not wishing anyone dead, no. _{^{Well, maybe a couple of people. Dozens, literal dozens.}}

You guys all look pretty good, though. Better than I did at my prom-equivalent, anyway, or at least your photographer was better.

Our photographer on that one was my mother with a digital camera.

[Arx]

I find the statement that all Russians look like they're about to kill someone the same sort of racist as the statement that all the Asians look the same  . That's just our faces, man, we can't help it.

Hey, it's not racist if it's true!

You guys all look pretty good, though. Better than I did at my prom-equivalent, anyway, or at least your photographer was better.

Our photographer on that one was my mother with a digital camera.

Oh, yeah I actually have some taken by my dad I should probably think about posting.

The official photographer was terrible, though. I was looking up and my date was looking down in the one (!) photo he managed to take of us. It's not even like he was pressed for time.

[Bumblebee]

Now I really feel like I should post a better picture of me. Like I could ever compensate the effect of Comrade's one.

Spoiler: It's hard. Even more so there are about 10 good photos of me in the whole world. (click to show/hide)

[Arx]

I know how you feel.

Spoiler: The 'Dammit, Fynne*, sit! Look photogenic!' (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: The 'Taxi!' (click to show/hide)

Those are two of the best** pictures of me, out of the... hundred? Or so my dad took. Also, damn I look weird in a suit. Especially the slightly dodgily fitting one.

It is a source of undying shame to my date that she is a full foot shorter than me.

*Sometimes. Other times it's 'noodle', 'narf', 'wiggles', 'dog!', 'badger', 'das Daschund' (German punning), and occasionally 'Fnyffe' (no relation).

**Well, I just chose the second one because I thought it was funny.

[Comrade P.]

IMHO, just shirt and tie look better on you than the jacket.

Also, dog. Jeez do I want a dog. Probably will if I ever move out of my parents' place.

[Descan]

comrade p. I am sorry for this (or maybe not, I dunno your feelings on the Putinator) but you totally look like a slightly larger, be-haired version of the Glorious Leader

sorry

don'tstabmewithyoureyes

[Comrade P.]

My bland appearance is no match for the eternal beauty of the Caesar