Hello everyone, I'm not dead! Was just finishing a degree.
I didn't cut my hair for the entire time I was at Evergreen, after the haircut a few months into the first year. I eventually became Yoink.
My roommate and I started put together a weekly Smash Bros tournament this last year, which grew to have some pretty good attendance from regional players. (Some coming from more than an hour away to attend.) I play Ganondorf in Project M, and have just begun to 'git gud', though I have a long road ahead of me to become the best one around. In Melee I play Roy. For those of you who don't play Melee, he's a lot like Marth, except instead of a sword he has a flaming pool noodle with an exceptionally sharp handle. That is to say he's a low-tier character. I enjoy playing him, though, and I especially enjoy inventing (what I think are) new techs that nobody in the area has ever seen Roy pull off. Did you guys know that quarter-circle-down-to-front side B lets Roy put out his side-B hitbox with no endlag because of an autocancel? I didn't until a week ago. I'm kinda proud of that, so I thought I'd let everyone know.
...makes one pale as snow.
Anyway, with graduation over and job hunting beginning, I've cut my hair.
During my year in the dorms, my RA decided that it'd be great fun to have everyone on the floor make art by melting crayons onto cardboard using hair dryers. I decided to draw the Blue Dragon of the Mountain Tree teaming up with the Red Dragon of the Silver Meteor to destroy the Purple Moon in a gout of electrum flame. I don't think we were having a contest, but I'm pretty sure I won.