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[RedKing]

So calculating orthagonal cleavage planes in titanium dioxide would be just the worst, because it's....
































crystal math. 

[Spehss _]

Crystal Math could be a good name for a mathcore band.

[Bauglir]

Hi, my name is Bauglir, and I'm a *sob* casual math user.

[IcyTea31]

I feel like society is pressuring young people to do math. They feel helpless, and give in. It starts with simple arithmetic, sure, but sooner or later they'll be doing derivatives in their friends' places, homes, school bathrooms... I heard someone even did math in the middle of a lesson, for carp's sake!

Edit: I looked a bit into this, and found something alarming: each country's government is actually making math in labs and universities! Then they give it to schools to distribute to students! I've stumbled upon a conspiracy. How can math users get help, if society doesn't want them to stop?

[Sinistar]

Hear hear! This man has a point! It's good someone else thinks with his own head! We don't need no math for our daily problems!

It's good we can trust our politicians though - I hear they never do math!

[Pencil_Art]

Math will henceforth be known as the replacement word for the commonly known drug.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: And let's not forget the gateway drug, marjoram. (click to show/hide)

[scriver]

Kangaroos. Nature's own drug couriers.

[Eric Blank]

That pouch is pretty damn useful, yeah.

Also, yoink looks exactly like I assumed he would.

[Jopax]

So here's the place where I smoked my last cigarette (I hope it was the last):

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(that's about a ten meter drop there, if not more, I'm kinda bad at judging height)
And since showing my face is kinda the point of this thread here's a picture from earlier today:

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(my attempted tower of cards just collapsed, prompting that expression)

[Helgoland]

Whee, my graphics guy!
That tree's still hanging, by the way. I've been informed that I might get the traditional cake from her mum, but that the traditional case of beer from her dad might prove more difficult...

[Sheb]

Tell us more about those traditions!

[Helgoland]

Well, the tree is supposed to be removed on the 1st of June by the same people who put it up - you generally need a couple men to put up an ordinary tree, I cheated a bit after all Then the girl's dad has to give a case of beer to those guys, her mum has to give them a cake (i.e. some food so they're not wasted immediately), and the guy in charge gets a kiss.

I don't know whether those are the traditions in my area, I just picked one I liked from wikipedia

[Sheb]

Ahah, that sounds great. Hopefully, I'll manage to organize myself a girlfriend by next May so I can import that tradition. :p

[Helgoland]

When's that bicycle tour again? I could try to act as your wingman - though that might prove difficult, what with the language barrier and the nakedness and all...