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[Bumblebee]

Nah, you're here, which means that you prefer internet to RL things I guess you won't even notice the difference after moving to Kaluga.

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Never mind this stupid joke. I shold've put it to the Terrible Jokes.

[Comrade P.]

Escapism. What you mean there is escapism. I do that a little, yeah. But a little, mind you.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Spoiler: More potato photos, now at more regular places (click to show/hide)

[TD1]

Those photos are obviously fake.

If that were really Russia, those pedestrians would be drinking. But do I see a single bottle or can? No!

[Descan]

Every Russian citizen is implanted with an internal potato farm/vodka distillery at birth, so there is no external bottles required!

[Bumblebee]

Every Russian citizen is implanted with an internal potato farm/vodka distillery at birth, so there is no external bottles required!

Potato farm? You must be mistaking us for the inhabitants of Belarus. We, Russian citizens, can distill into vodka everything that gets inside our bodies. Food, drinks, air, knives, bullets...  And the space saved on potato farm we fill with Dostoevsky, pain and sorrow.

[scrdest]

Every Russian citizen is implanted with an internal potato farm/vodka distillery at birth, so there is no external bottles required!

Potato farm? You must be mistaking us for the inhabitants of Belarus. We, Russian citizens, can distill into vodka everything that gets inside our bodies. Food, drinks, air, knives, bullets...  And the space saved on potato farm we fill with Dostoevsky, pain and sorrow.

There was a guy who actually could do that. He had a bad case of yeast colonization in his gut - so bad that they would ferment a large portion of all simple sugars he consumed - so he would be perpetually drunk if he didn't get put on a special diet.

[RedKing]

Every Russian citizen is implanted with an internal potato farm/vodka distillery at birth, so there is no external bottles required!

Potato farm? You must be mistaking us for the inhabitants of Belarus. We, Russian citizens, can distill into vodka everything that gets inside our bodies. Food, drinks, air, knives, bullets...  And the space saved on potato farm we fill with Dostoevsky, pain and sorrow.

There was a guy who actually could do that. He had a bad case of yeast colonization in his gut - so bad that they would ferment a large portion of all simple sugars he consumed - so he would be perpetually drunk if he didn't get put on a special diet.

Best worst superpower ever.
"Fear me, villain! For I am...th...th Inbria..Inebre...Inerbr...DRUNK MAN!"

[TD1]

Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, because he's druuuuunk.

Watch out, here comes the drunk man.

[Orange Wizard]

*sways uncertainly*

[Helgoland]

He keeps saving the day because villains stumble over his passed-out body at crucial moments. A true hero of our modern age.

[Rose]

He keeps saving the day because villains stumble over his passed-out body at crucial moments. A true hero of our modern age.

His secret weapon is projectile-puking!

I watched a movie recently that had a guy like that. He could do it at will.

[hops]

Poor William.

[Lord_lemonpie]

William Shakespeare
I'm so dumb ;A;

[TD1]

William of Orange