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[Rose]

While were at it, I'm Jon Pamala Illo, and I live in India.

[Alev]

And I'm [name redacted], living in [city redacted], Murica.

[IronTomato]

I'm not saying anything about my city or my full name, but I will say that my first name is Samuel, which is why I occasionally refer to myself as Uncle Sam. At least, I think I've made that joke on here. Fuck it.

Also, I'm jealous of Vector's hair. Mine never does what I want it to, and hers seems to do itself

[Knit tie]

And by the way, my Russian address is Engelsa avenue 41, flat 3, Saint-Petersburg, although this is likely to change soon.

[pisskop]

And by the way, my Russian address is Engelsa avenue 41, flat 3, Saint-Petersburg, although this is likely to change soon.

I will forward my junk mail to this address now.

[IronTomato]

* IronTomato breaks into Knit Tie's house and drinks all his beverages

[Tawa]

My name is Ỹ̔̈́͋ͣͪ͡͝҉̹͖͎̘̖ͅO̴̸̧̖̰̙̺̤͚̺̩̼̞͑́̄̑̑ͧͮ̾͂̐̕Ưͥ̆ͧ̎̄ͩͨ̀̆̓̃ͮ́́҉̡̖̥̱̫͕͖͔͔ ͮ̐ͪ́͐͢͏̳̟̹̘̺̗̳̻̘̩͎ͅͅF̸̧͖̘̬͓͉͓̻̭̞̝̣͇̤͑͆ͮ̌ͯͪͥ͜O̍̓̀ͪͦ͆̿ͨ̃̐ͫ̄̊͏̷̝͚̱̟̘̤͝Ơ̴̢͓̮̫̞̻͇̖̤͍̝̺͋͂́̑̅̉͒̂̆͛ͬ͒ͧ̂͊̐͛ͣͯL̨̛͎̱̙̥͖̦͈͈̣̳͚͉͓͉͈͉̦͕̭̔͆̈͛̕͟,͙̺̗͎̳̥̲̞̥̤͇̘̪̬̰̦̱̪͌̓ͭ̒̋ͬ̉̌̄̒ͤͪͤ͛́͡͠͡ ̷̛̙̠͉̪͚͇̲̺̟̯̙͆͑̏̊̇ͪ́̂̓̈́̇̔̈̚͝͝ͅỸ̔ͦ͊ͧͣ̃̀̆̀ͤ̀̚̚͏͚̲̦̺̗͖̯̹̱͈̞͈̼͈͍͓̩͞O̸̧̫͕̲̯̰͔͙͙̣͍̗̿̌̒U̍ͧͣ̌ͧͣ̃͐͐͆͛ͧ͛̚҉̢͚͓̟̝͔͍̀͠'̵̛͚̰̖͇͕͍̞̼̻̘̰͍͚̥̲̭͕̮͔̾͗̌̔͑ͫ̌͊ͯ̃̍̓̈́͠͡͝V̵̖̟̱̱͇͙̠̙͙̤̹ͤ̒ͭ̈̉̆͗ͪ͌̃ͩ̄͜͟E̘̫͚̻͚͇͈̥̤̮͇̮̺͙̺̦͉̋ͨͩ̈́̽ͧ͌̑ͥ̓̿̊̐ͯ͐̽̈́͒͜͜͡ͅͅ ̢̻̲̱͖͕ͣ͗̔ͫ̀̈̽D̸̷̛̙̤͚͍͇̣̯̘͎̏̈ͩ̈͂͌̓͌̓̿ͣ͐ͩ͡͠Ȍ̢̼͉̖̺̟̪̘̺͇̹̥͌̏͐̿̿̚͜͜͠ͅO͚̙̹̙̙͍̪ͭ͐̌͌ͪ͌̄̈͑͒̍ͦ̽̌͒̌̒ͧ̇́̀M̙̜̰̤͛͆̆̓̽̃̈́̀́͟͡Ë̓͑̎̈͏̣͉̤͙̲͉͈̫̪̳̭̣̮̫́͢D̶̢̙̼̣̺͚̗̩̯̱̍͐̊͛̑͂͋ͬ̄̄̃́͢͢ ̵̧͉̦̜̹̹͇̩̝̞̺̿̆̓̒̀̍̐͠Ứ̯̝͔̬̯͕͈͓͚̙͓̙̩̞͙͉̣̓ͫͩ̍ͮ͐͟͝ͅS̥̞̱̞̭͍̣̪͓ͭ͊̊͘̕ ̷̡̧͖̤͙̱̰̱̦ͯͮͥ̊͗͂̓̓ͫ̓ͦ̓͟A̷̡̧͎̣͍̫͚̠͔̲̗̬̝̺̐̇̓̄ͤ͊͆̾ͦ̉̆ͣͯ̅̿͊ͥ̌̕L͇̟̗̯̦̮̙͓̫̟̖̤̻̹͒ͤͧ̈́̈͑ͫ̾̓̉ͯ͐͠͞L̢͉̭͙͕̘̪͓̤͓͂͐̂͂̽̃ͥ̈́ͧ͑̏̑̑̍ͥ́, and I live on ☃͕͓͓̗̘̗̟̠͚̆̉̔̊̓͊̉͗̎ͩͩ̀͟͠ͅ, better known to you as Tau Ceti F.

[Worldmaster27]

* IronTomato breaks into Knit Tie's house and drinks all his beverages

Breaking News: Maine resident Samuel [REDACTED] found dead in Saint-Petersburg Russia. Russian authorities report that the teenager broke into a local's home, and supposedly tried drinking all of the beverages in the building. It is rumored that he only made it about a fifth of the way through before he died of liver failure, though authorities have yet to confirm or deny this rumor.

It is as yet unknown how the 16-year-old managed to procure transportation to Russia.

[Rose]

Only drinks you'd find in my house is a bit of milk in the fridge, and 20 litres of water.

[Kadzar]

-snip-

I don't hope to convince you one way or the other, but I just want to say that, even if you were ugly, none of us would care since you're such a nice person. And it's quite possible you have a poorer self-image than is actually the reality.

While were at it, I'm Jon Pamala Illo, and I live in India.

So now I just have to search through India to find you. India's small enough that everyone pretty much knows everyone, right?


As for me, I guess right now I'm comfortable enough to say that my first name starts with a "J", it's a Biblical reference and also the name of a Star Trek character (I think I was technically named after my grandfather, but my dad is a big enough fan that the thought must have at least crossed his mind at the time).

[hops]

There's a reason Tiruin isn't posting her pictures, and I'm just leaving it at that. :/

Also my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Comrade P.]

What's that? A confession day?

[Knit tie]

What's that? A confession day?

Yes, Artyom, it is. Now repent and give us the number of your credit card!

[Comrade P.]

What's that? A confession day?

Yes, Artyom, it is. Now repent and give us the number of your credit card!

Don't own one. Prefer cash savings in a little chest.

[Knit tie]

What's that? A confession day?

Yes, Artyom, it is. Now repent and give us the number of your credit card!

Don't own one. Prefer cash savings in a little chest.

* For some reason, Knit Tie imagines solid gold breast implants.