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[MaximumZero]

That's a cutie. Is it a she? (Because frankly, I can't tell). Does she have a Bay12 nick yet?

Yes, she. I'll probably refer to her either by name or as the Shieldmaiden.

Congrats! May her other stats be as high as her CHA.

I lol'd, but not loud enough to wake the baby or the wife.

[Shook]

Oh snap, congratulations MZ! She looks like a sweet yet potentially extremely fierce valkyrie fighter.

also hi guys i bring a photo that brings out my inner manbaby so i hope that counts for more babby

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LOOK AT THIS NEAT LAMP I GOT SET UP OVER MY BED. It allows me to chill in bed with near-perfect light for drawing, which is hella more comfortable than being locked to a desk. c:

also happy concerned facial expression day

Spoiler: should probably warn you that this is a close-up of my face (click to show/hide)

Basically i was dicking around with my phones mirror camera and made faces to it, on a day where i felt particularly handsome. Should probably have moved the phone a bit further away, but hey. :v

[MaximumZero]

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We already do all of this as a rule. Remember, I already have a six year old daughter, and Wolfeyez has helped raise her for the past two years. We don't spank, and it never really comes up, because my older daughter is super well behaved most of the time, unless she comes right from my ex-wife's house (she picks up my ex's diva all-about-me attitude.) No worries. We have it covered.

[mastahcheese]

Just wait until she's a teen with a boyfriend.

You'll have to figure out how to polish your fists menacingly while sitting on the porch.

I have no advice for polishing fists.

[Orange Wizard]

Rubbing a scourer over your knuckles should be pretty menacing.

[Angle]

Just wait until she's a teen with a boyfriend.

You'll have to figure out how to polish your fists menacingly while sitting on the porch.

I have no advice for polishing fists.

I won't claim to be an expert on children, but I will say that I hate that kind of attitude. Intimidating you daughters boyfriends is silly and childish. What you should really be doing is teaching your daughter to intimidate her own boyfriends, or better yet giving her the sense to pick out boyfriends that don't need to be intimidated.

[Vector]

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[mastahcheese]

* mastahcheese was just trying to make a joke on the ridiculous concept of polishing fists. ._.

[SalmonGod]

Congrats to MZ and WolfEyez!

[RedKing]

Congrats! Say goodbye to your sleep, because you ain't seeing that shit for another few months at the earliest.

But seriously, mondo congrats.

[Angle]

Sorry Mastah! You kind've ended up as collateral damage in that exchange.

[Spehss _]

also happy concerned facial expression day

Spoiler: should probably warn you that this is a close-up of my face (click to show/hide)

Basically i was dicking around with my phones mirror camera and made faces to it, on a day where i felt particularly handsome. Should probably have moved the phone a bit further away, but hey. :v

You...you mean you aren't a stick figure with a fish on his head? Whaaaaaaaat.

[MaximumZero]

So yeah. Don't be that guy.

o7 Already on it. All I can do is arm my kids with the knowledge they need to make good decisions. And martial arts skills.

Look, angry dads never deterred me from attempting to Don Juan my way through life until I got married. I just want my daughters to be able to see through bullshit and kick ass if they absolutely need to.

[Tiruin]

Go MZ!

[Bauglir]

I just want my daughters to be able to see through bullshit and kick ass if they absolutely need to.

You are objectively a good parent and have decided on exceedingly important goals. Kudos.