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[TD1]

Or

Brush, forget.

Can even be a simple

Forget.

[Yoink]

Yoink, you've got a creature on your face! Kill it with fire before it lays eggs!

Hey now, just 'cause my nose is crooked...

[TD1]

Not sure if you're serious, so I'll clear it up by saying I meant the hair

[MaximumZero]

I keep forgetting how marvelous Barbarossa's eyebrows are.

[Avis-Mergulus]

I hate long hair, on myself. Don't care about other people, but dammit is long hair hard to manage.

Brush, braid, forget.

Brush, ponytail, forget.

Well, I dunno, my hair is mad curly in addition to going past my shoulderblades. In a ponytail it eventually becomes one huge and terrible dreadlock. Plus, a braid is less likely to come undone and makes it look like you tried, at least.

Or

Brush, forget.

Can even be a simple

Forget.

Did that in primary school. The nurse eventually dragged me into her office and spent an hour cutting knots out of it, and then called my parents.

I keep forgetting how marvelous Barbarossa's eyebrows are.

He looks like a mild-mannered Wolverine (the character, not the animal).

[Spehss _]

I now want a looping gif of Yoink headbanging. That hair is perfect for it.

[Kadzar]

Also, what is this 'managing hair' that you people speak of?

Agreed.

Spoiler: I heard you like birds... (click to show/hide)

That thing's been sitting in my brother's kitchen since I was a wee little lad.

I never thought I'd see someone literally flip us the bird.

[IronTomato]

When Yoink's hair is over his face like that, it's like he has a natural ghillie suit or something.

[Bauglir]

Yes. "Like." He's certainly not a world-class sniper or anything.

[NAV]

Yoink is a drunk sniper who pulls the trigger with his middle finger.

[Knit tie]

Hair: cut, wash, comb, style, adjust, never forget.

@Vector: Unaccustomed as I am to women's fashion, I'm afraid it'll take me some time to find you something. But in the meantime, have a look on ebay, I got some amazing deals there myself.

EDIT: I would also recommend Loft and headbanging to black metal, because we are on page 666!

[miauw62]

You stole my glasses, Objective D:

[Yoink]

Yes. "Like." He's certainly not a world-class sniper or anything.

1v1 me bro

I now want a looping gif of Yoink headbanging. That hair is perfect for it.

I want this, too. Sadly I lack the means of recording it.

[Bauglir]

Yes. "Like." He's certainly not a world-class sniper or anything.

1v1 me bro

That sounds like a terrible idea. I've got all the bulletholes in me that I want, which is none.

[Comrade P.]

Brush, ponytail, forget.

That's what works for me.