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[mastahcheese]

Dude you don't have a nose.

This made me laugh so much.

[Knit tie]

There's always plastic surgery, you know.

And anyway, you've got a wife already. Caring about your appearance after that point is just narcissism.

[mastahcheese]

There's always plastic surgery, you know.

Heck no!

And anyway, you've got a wife already. Caring about your appearance after that point is just narcissism.

Yeah, I know. I don't care enough to actually do anything about it, it just bugs me sometimes.

[Yoink]

My own mother once called me narcissistic. >.>
I don't see what's wrong with wanting to have an appearance you find pleasant, though.

[Tiruin]

Cheese and all others concerned: I've the secret to looking good.

1. Get a mirror.
2. Examine yourself.
3. Don't pick up that comb or the makeup or whatever you have at the moment.
4. Smile. Sincerely.

^{Or frown. That works for some people.}

[Parsely]

*stares at Yoink's avatar for several minutes*

[mastahcheese]

1. Get a mirror.

I'm afraid of vampires, remember? I have... issues around mirrors.

3. Don't pick up that comb or the makeup or whatever you have at the moment.

I don't even use combs, or even perform daily upkeep, so I kinda already don't.

4. Smile. Sincerely.

I have a crooked smile.

^{Or frown. That works for some people.}

I am pretty good at frowning, though.
I can frown like Grumpy Cat.



But now that I've said all that, *Hugs*

[Yoink]

*stares at Yoink's avatar for several minutes*

What? >.>

My frown is waaaaay better than my smile. I can do some pretty cool frowns.
My smiles have to be carefully administered lest they look horribly. I don't like my smiles much at all.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Spoiler: Comment on my peach fuzz beard, because I feed off the approval of others! (click to show/hide)

I needed to document it anyway, because I have to shave it off for my aunts' wedding. (That's properly punctuated, BTW.)

[mastahcheese]

You guys should see my beard, I really need to shave at some point.

[Knit tie]

Spoiler: Comment on my peach fuzz beard, because I feed off the approval of others! (click to show/hide)

I needed to document it anyway, because I have to shave it off for my aunts' wedding. (That's properly punctuated, BTW.)

Now you see, Immy, you either apply that razor to your chin or I'm gonna apply it to your throat. Simple as that.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Spoiler: Comment on my peach fuzz beard, because I feed off the approval of others! (click to show/hide)

I needed to document it anyway, because I have to shave it off for my aunts' wedding. (That's properly punctuated, BTW.)

Now you see, Immy, you either apply that razor to your chin or I'm gonna apply it to your throat. Simple as that.

The only reasonable response to that cutting criticism is "Ouch."
It's coming off in a week. Keep your pants on while I keep my hair on.

[Yoink]

The bit at the front is okay, but then it looks like it spreads down your neck as well.
Or maybe that's just the picture. But don't worry, I have terrible facial hair that I stubbornly refuse to give up on, too!

[My Name is Immaterial]

There's really only peach fuzz behind the jaw line. Now that I think about it, I probably should shave the neck at some point in the not too distant future.

[Helgoland]

Now you see, Immy, you either apply that razor to your chin or I'm gonna apply it to your throat. Simple as that.

Are you by any chance a fan of Peter the Great?