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[wierd]

.... just what kind of message are you trying to send there spaghetti?

The sucker stick thing *with* the glittery garland stuff is way over the top as is... but..... sailor suit too?

Yeesh.

(LOL!)

[Vector]

-Redacted-

[forsaken1111]

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[MaximumZero]

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You are, apparently. Dat camera angle.

(Then again, my initial camera angle made me look like a mountain of a man, which I am clearly not.)

[forsaken1111]

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You are, apparently. Dat camera angle.

(Then again, my initial camera angle made me look like a mountain of a man, which I am clearly not.)

Taken by my wife, who was laying on the couch.

[Descan]

Holy shit spaghetti is cute.

Holy shit scruffy giants.

* Descan melts everywhere oh god why

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WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING ELSE FROM ME?~

[wierd]

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*weird is often confused by matters involving sexuality and attractiveness. Has very different emotional responses in regard to this subject. Appreciates well proportioned bodies of either gender as an aesthetic, but has no erotic reaction to either. The disperate and wildly varied features that others find attractive are highly enigmatic, and inscruitable. Sometimes outright bizzare.

*weird happens to be asexual, and does not experience sexual attraction, but sadly does experience sexual revultion. Is sometimes confused for being anti-sexual, but this isn't quite true. Just turned off by gregarious displays of sexual signals. Just wired differently. Dislikes being flirted with.

*weird is unconcerned about his physical appearance, or sexual desirability, as he has no desire nor need for that aspect of human companionship. Is amused by others asserting that he is "hot", as long as it stays on that level only. Likes to take care of certain aspects of his appearance only for aesthetic reasons. In many ways, seeks to actively be sexually undesirable, to evade unwanted attentions.

(For comparison's sake: If you are a straight girl, imagine your reaction to being flirted with by a letcherous lesbian. For a straight man, a very forward homosexual male. For a gay man, a cougar who won't take no for an answer. For a lesbian woman, a bombastic womanizer. In all cases, this is undesired sexual attention. *all* sexual attention is equally undesired in my case. I don't really have any quibbles about how other people live, or what they find attractive or pleasurable. Not my business. I just don't want nor have sexual impulses of any outstanding kind, personally. I find the directives and emotional behaviors associated with sexual desires to be.. both fascinating, and disturbing at the same time. Like a trainwreck, you don't want to look, but can't look away.)

*note, asexuality is a real orientation, and no more a disorder than is heterosexuality, or homosexuality.  I am not abnormal. I am simply different, and differences are what makes humanity so interesting.

(If my previous reactions were in any way offensive, I apologize profousely. I really don't have any clue about such things. Any questions I ask are quite genuine, and 1 dimensional, and not intended to be rude or debasing. Certain displays are simply too inscruitable for me to properly comprehend, is all.)

[Vector]

Given that he's sixteen, and to the best of my understanding you are of age, you should not be making any suggestive comments anyway.

[wierd]

Again, no sexual motivation of any kind.

Simply because a person is of AGE#<18, does not mean they don't have a sexual identity. I am not interested in that kind of answer anyway.  I simply found the picture to be sufficiently bombastic that I had a wtf moment, and wanted clarification.

Were they just goofing off for the camera? Was there a funny story to go with it, like a dare? Does it represent some facet of their personality?

Seriously, other people are complete enigmas to me in these respects, and the question was literally that 1 dimensional.  Any "sexual" content you may interpret from that is purely a fabrication of your own orientation bias.

Me? I have pictures of me wearing a dress in highschool for "switch day" on "spirt week", that are outrageously funny, but in no way imply anything about me, other than that I like to joke the same way anyone else would.

If a bit off color, no perverse intent was implied. (Again, to me, all sexual signals are equally dirty. I find marilyn monroe's famous "vent pic" as risque as frankfurter from RHPS.)

I understand that it is very hard to understand that I basically have no impulse, and thus may say akward things. Just remember that what you may instinctually think I mean, I almost asurredly don't.  If it helps, imagine me as a robot without any parts. I have just the same degree of libido, and "innate" sexuality.

I take it you have seen startek TNG? I am commander data, but with a sense of wry humor, and emotions. I am every bit as clueless about human sexuality.

[Vector]

I don't have any trouble whatsoever understanding you--all I'm saying is that you don't need to make such a big deal out of it.

[wierd]

I apologize, I thought I may have inadvertantly been offensive, and wanted to clarify.

I often send confusing and seemingly coarse signals.

[Spaghetti7]

Holy shit spaghetti is cute

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WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING ELSE FROM ME?~

To answer that, no, I really wasn't expecting anything else.

.... just what kind of message are you trying to send there spaghetti?

The sucker stick thing *with* the glittery garland stuff is way over the top as is... but..... sailor suit too?

Yeesh.

(LOL!)

Ah, I probably should have put some context with it, but I was just amazed at how awfully great it was.
I'm straight, but after spending several years at an all-boys school and being very interested in drama I'm rather too... Comfortable (?) with my sexuality. Or at least, that's what I tell myself when I do stupid things like this.

[wierd]

LOL!

Ok, that helps! Thanks!

(You have no idea how confused my brother in laws are about me sometimes, when I bring my crochet with me to show my sister something I have been working on. I know all about that kind of thing. Carry on!)

You know, when I get home, I will take a pic of one of my projects. I am using afghan stitch to make a hammock, and it looks surprisingly frilly and lacey. LOL

Perfect for this thread.

Ok, as promised, one seriously unintentionally frilly, lacy, crochet hammock project.
(Fuzzy from low light conditions.)

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My family sees me working on things like that, chillin on the couch, hooking up a storm and chatting with my sister as she does beadwork, and have serious questions about me, and I laugh.

You should see how they respond to my intention to get an embroidery machine, so I can use my pixel art talents to make unique items for ebay.

Hooray for being me! LOL

[Spaghetti7]

Ok, as promised, one seriously unintentionally frilly, lacy, crochet hammock project.
(Fuzzy from low light conditions.)

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My family sees me working on things like that, chillin on the couch, hooking up a storm and chatting with my sister as she does beadwork, and have serious questions about me, and I laugh.

You should see how they respond to my intention to get an embroidery machine, so I can use my pixel art talents to make unique items for ebay.

Hooray for being me! LOL

Hey, that looks pretty neat. You need to get a picture up when it's done, definitely. Even if it is frilly.

[SalmonGod]

Wearing my birthday gift that I received just a few hours ago.

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