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[Xantalos]

What if Sigourney Weaver is actually Vector from the future?

DON'T REVEAL MY PLAN

[Yoink]

Jeez Guardian, your hair grows fa-- *scrolls down* Oh. Nevermind.

[RedKing]

Though I know I promised handwriting, I come bearing something far, far better.

Spoiler: I think this may trump the eagle photo. (click to show/hide)

You need to be riding in a chariot with a nearby slave whispering Memento mori in your ear. 

But awesome pic. You just have a certain Classical look about you, not just the hairstyle but the whole facial structure.

[Max White]

Yea, look at any roman statue and they will have pretty much the exact same facial structure.

[Vector]

Wow, I. . . actually, inappropriate confessions time.  I've despaired of my looks for years because they weren't very "soft," and for some reason white folks keep on making a big fuss over my nation of genetic origin (none in particular, but apparently "looks Russian and acts German" is a fairly common opinion).  I've gotten used to a lot of vaguely insulting comments about my being "handsome" rather than "pretty."  Sure, I am, but they weren't really meant well.  For me, chopping my hair off myself to a style not conventionally seen as feminine was an enormous leap of faith.  I wasn't expecting good results, but it seems that things worked out.

Roman statuary and Ellen Ripley?  I'll fucking take it and run.  Thank you.

I really do think short hair suits you well... It speaks of intelligence and wisdom.

And for this, in particular, thank you.  I do somehow feel a lot better like this.  I think I spent a whole lot of time listening to the conventional wisdom about covering and softening masculine features rather than emphasizing them, but this really does look and feel a heck of a lot better.  No more "geez, I feel like I'm in drag" days.

Hmm. . . now that I like my looks a bit better, I might even try contacts for a change.  We'll see about that.

[Mephansteras]

Your picture does give off a bit of a stateswoman vibe, Vector. I think the short hair was a good move.

[MrWillsauce]

Though I know I promised handwriting, I come bearing something far, far better.

Spoiler: I think this may trump the eagle photo. (click to show/hide)

It's like looking at democracy.

[Descan]

If you were a dude... And up for it...

And gay. And near me.

I'd probably ask you for a date stare at you from the sidelines do nothing. .___.

[Max White]

Hmm. . . now that I like my looks a bit better, I might even try contacts for a change.  We'll see about that.

I don't know, I kind of like the glasses. Would need to see pic with contacts to compare, but it could be a case of 'Seen with glasses, now facial recognition only functions with glasses'.

Then again I am I am always somewhat bias towards wire frames...

[MaximumZero]

Hmm. . . now that I like my looks a bit better, I might even try contacts for a change.  We'll see about that.

Take a selfie with no glasses. Instant contacts look.

[alway]

Hmm. . . now that I like my looks a bit better, I might even try contacts for a change.  We'll see about that.

I don't know, I kind of like the glasses. Would need to see pic with contacts to compare, but it could be a case of 'Seen with glasses, now facial recognition only functions with glasses'.

Then again I am I am always somewhat bias towards wire frames...

--glasses;
++filters;

Spoiler: The Classical Vector Painting (click to show/hide)

Well, aside from the screwed up blurriness around the nose and eyes from the spot removal tool on the glasses anyway.

[Xantalos]

That wouldn't look out of place in Rome. Like as one of those busts of just the heads.

[Vector]

Duuuude

Also, one of my pals from high school made this for me--it's "what if Vector started a perfume line:"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[SalmonGod]

That is just perfect.

[Ogdibus]

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