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[MaximumZero]

Spoiler: in which i inspect fruits and vegetables using my newly acquired depth perception (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: in which i am an intellectual gazing pensively at the horizon (click to show/hide)

You didn't get glasses like mine?

[Nospherat]

...

so apparently i wear glasses now. my manliness has taken a considerable hit, but i guess i'm still rather handsome.

my cam batteries are charging, i'll give you pictures in a couple of hours

Meh. Welcome to a world of having a filthy, fragile, expensive apparatus on your face.
I hate'em. No matter how much I clean'em, they're still a colossal monument of face grease.
Not to mention I can't anchor my bowstring properly, and I've yanked'em off my face a couple of times on release. Also when I'm shooting my guns, I have to wear contacts, since there's no way one can fit ballistic glasses over normal ones. And you know what contact lenses + shooting range dust equals? Tiny red bloodshot drunken dwarf eyes!

I wish I had the cash to shoot healing lazers in my eyes and make it all better.  .

[NobodyPro]

They say that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer.

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[RedKing]

Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Spit take: ACHIEVED.

I'm cleaning up hot tea off my desk now, thank you very much.

[Max White]

Askot actually looks pretty dead sexy... Sort of jealous right now of his ability to grow facial hair and make it look intelligent rather than doesn't-leave-the-house-much.

[Descan]

His facial hair looks good because all of his facial hairs point downwards. So they're aligned, which makes it look good.

... Uh... Yah...

I'm still a little hungover, stop asking me to make sense.

[Wolfeyez]

Just wanted to watch the tread easily, but figured it was only fair to post something though I hate pictures of myself. I took this one just messing around one day. It is all you get for now. 

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[Descan]

[insert innuendo about bending over a LOT considering how short MZ is]

[Yoink]

O_O

QUICK WE MUST DISPEL A POSSIBLE RISE IN SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS/SERIOUS IN THE THREAD

HERE, HAVE AN

Spoiler: ORANGE HAT (click to show/hide)

AND SOME DANCING

Spoiler: DERPING (click to show/hide)

 

Yes, in other news I found a veritable trove of terrible photos of myself, courtesy of my friend the aspiring photographer.

[Reudh]

HERE, HAVE AN

Spoiler: ORANGE HAT (click to show/hide)

Ye gods. X: That is terrifying.

Just wanted to watch the tread easily, but figured it was only fair to post something though I hate pictures of myself. I took this one just messing around one day. It is all you get for now. 

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Whenever I see someone with their finger in their mouth, I always imagine them going 'nomnomnom finger', rather than anything else.

Warning: Posts are quite probably unlucid because middle of night and or morning (4:45am)

[Scelly9]

Spoiler: ORANGE HAT (click to show/hide)

That hair is incredible.

[Pnx]

Just wanted to watch the tread easily, but figured it was only fair to post something though I hate pictures of myself. I took this one just messing around one day. It is all you get for now. 

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For your next trick you should paint eyes on your chin and do an up close shot of your mouth upside down, makes for a pretty awesomely weird pretend monster.

[Spaghetti7]

Just wanted to watch the tread easily, but figured it was only fair to post something though I hate pictures of myself. I took this one just messing around one day. It is all you get for now. 

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For your next trick you should paint eyes on your chin and do an up close shot of your mouth upside down, makes for a pretty awesomely weird pretend monster.

My dad did that for my 8th birthday party, and made a video of it telling me clues for Hide and Seek. It was pretty cool.

[MaximumZero]

I will be unable to do that for my munchkin. Too much chin spinach.

[SalmonGod]

Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa Japa

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Spit take: ACHIEVED.

I'm cleaning up hot tea off my desk now, thank you very much.

Victory!   \o/