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[Heron TSG]

You are young. Now get off my damn lawn!

Well I thought the collar and tie added an air of maturity.

Spoiler: Maturity! (click to show/hide)

[Max White]

Is that you Barbarossa? Because that is adorable.

[Heron TSG]

Nope, that's someone on the intertubes from an ad for a suit. I could find one of me somewhere, though. Although I'm really not sure on most of my pictures whether it's me or my brother.

[Descan]

The only baby picture of me I know exists is the obligatory ass-up in the bath, smiling like an idiot picture.

So that doesn't count, nor does it exist. And will never see the light of day.

[Vector]

My baby pictures come in three varieties.

1. Sleeping (near-birth)
2. Looking grumpy and/or demonic (from ages 1 to 2)
3. Shrinking from other children and/or eating clumsily (age 3)

And when I say eating clumsily, I mean moving my right hand holding food across my body so that the left side of my face can eat it.

[tommy521]

My baby pictures come in three varieties.

1. Sleeping (near-birth)
2. Looking grumpy and/or demonic (from ages 1 to 2)
3. Shrinking from other children and/or eating clumsily (age 3)

And when I say eating clumsily, I mean moving my right hand holding food across my body so that the left side of my face can eat it.

Same except you didn't mention naked bathtub/changing table pictures that my parents insist on leaving in the center of the albums so anyone looking through them HAS to see it to continue, as they pop up randomly... Quite embarrassing when they make you hold the page there because apparently all the good stories happened when I was naked...

[Reudh]

Yeah, one of my baby photos is me at three running around the beach nude. D:

Worse, it's hanging on the wall.

[JoshuaFH]

It doesn't happen anymore, because thank god VHS players have become obsolete and we don't have one anymore, but my Mom used to show anyone that came in a VHS of me at 7 years old taken at a Hollywood video... thing.

It's highly embarrassing to say the least.

[Max White]

I have this theory that parents don't see their children as people, rather some strange abstraction, so they don't care about embarrassing them...

[Askot Bokbondeler]

the wife is out of town visiting her parents, we're bored

[MaximumZero]

Remind me to post a pic of my new glasses when I get them tomorrow.

[Blargityblarg]

Post a pic of your new glasses when you get them tomorrow.

[Max White]

Display images of your new transparent drinking implements before the rise of not the next sun, but that which follows.

[Scaraban]

Display images of your new transparent drinking implements before the rise of not the next sun, but that which follows.

Does he mean that kind of glasses? 

[Max White]

If he didn't, he does now.