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[MaximumZero]

That's actually a recliner.

[Max White]

  Good god...

[ein]

I can build you a sofa that big~
Recliners are out of my league though~ :<

[Max White]

I don't think it would fit in my tiny cottage. 

[MaximumZero]

You could always do it Ikea style. You know, get it in pieces, put it together wrong, and eventually wake up swearing as it collapses while you're sleeping on it...

[Blargityblarg]

HOLY CRAP JACKRABBIT REALLY EXISTS AND IS NOT A ROBOT AND ALSO PROBABLY NOT AN AXE MURDERER

[Jackrabbit]

Also, Blarg stares into men's souls but he assures me he doesn't mean it.

[Max White]

You crazy kids...

[Blargityblarg]

Also, Blarg stares into men's souls but he assures me he doesn't mean it.

Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful~~~

[Max White]

Pretty cool hair though, Blarg.
Been thinking about getting a hair cut myself, going into spring, might be nice to thin out the wig.

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[Pandarsenic]

Yeah, I'd say you've reached Critical Mass with your hair, Max.

[Blargityblarg]

Yeah, I'd say you've reached Critical Mass with your hair, Max.

LIES AND SLANDER.

Besides, everyone knows haircuts are Satan.

[Lysabild]

Besides, everyone knows haircuts are Satan.

This, except I'd not use the word Satan. I only ever say Satan when I want to scare the cool kid gangster guys my age.

*Stares at them* "Saaaataaaan!"

"Oh man, you're so fucking creepy! :<"

[Max White]

_{I like getting a haircut...}

[Blargityblarg]

Besides, everyone knows haircuts are Satan.

This, except I'd not use the word Satan. I only ever say Satan when I want to scare the cool kid gangster guys my age.

*Stares at them* "Saaaataaaan!"

"Oh man, you're so fucking creepy! :<"

I use it anytime I want to hyperbolate, or piss off Jackrabbit.

Speaking of which, the pizza we had today sure did taste like Satan :3

_{I like getting a haircut...}

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